[SittinOnDubsWGW]

Welll, I'm going to copy paste what I typed toa buddy about some of the drunken escapades tonight. Chances are they suck and are boring, but hey, it works.

SittinOnDubsWGW: a $90 night at the bar is a rough time, especially when it's $1.25's.
TheRockmWo: its ok, you just won 500 haha
SittinOnDubsWGW: i know
SittinOnDubsWGW: thats kinda why i partied it up
SittinOnDubsWGW: friends
SittinOnDubsWGW: buying drinks
SittinOnDubsWGW: um, i ran into two chicks tonight that want the ballsac harcore
SittinOnDubsWGW: haha
SittinOnDubsWGW: hardcore*
TheRockmWo: haha stud
SittinOnDubsWGW: i try
SittinOnDubsWGW: i about got into a fight tonight
SittinOnDubsWGW: haha
SittinOnDubsWGW: it was awesome
TheRockmWo: yes, you would have whooped the man
SittinOnDubsWGW: this one fucking guy was trying to spit game at these two chicks that were pretty fucking hot
SittinOnDubsWGW: like i'd honestlysay this guy was a 3 on a scale of 1-10
SittinOnDubsWGW: the chicks were solid 8 and 9
SittinOnDubsWGW: so
SittinOnDubsWGW: one of my buddies who is a good lookin dude was like "look at this shit, you've got to tell me the line to take here."
SittinOnDubsWGW: i'm like, "you're a bitch, how are you a good lookin dude and not try to hit on chicks like this?"
SittinOnDubsWGW: "i swear, man, you've gotta introduce me."
SittinOnDubsWGW: "you fucking tool, alright here we go."
SittinOnDubsWGW: "which one do you want, aqua or non-aqua chick?"
"non-aqua."
"wow you suck"
SittinOnDubsWGW: so
TheRockmWo: haha
SittinOnDubsWGW: i go up and start to dance and one puts her elbow into me by accident
SittinOnDubsWGW: *drops drink on purpose, but makes it look like it was her fault*
SittinOnDubsWGW: "Oh my God, so sorry so sorry."
SittinOnDubsWGW: "oh its fine babe, how are you two doing tonight... blah blah blah"
SittinOnDubsWGW: they are eating shit up
SittinOnDubsWGW: its nuts
SittinOnDubsWGW: we are dancing with two chicks that are SMOKING hot
SittinOnDubsWGW: blah blha blah
SittinOnDubsWGW: idiot guy comes up
SittinOnDubsWGW: starts saying stupid shit, trying to cockblock.
SittinOnDubsWGW: while guy is still trying way too hard...
Me: "so what are you going to do bud, try to stand there and try way too hard for chicks that are way the fuck outta your league, or just leave them alone?"
SittinOnDubsWGW: him: "What the fuck"
SittinOnDubsWGW: hot girls both start laughing
me: *gets inbetween the two and whispers in her ear* "what's the story with this fucking guy?"
SittinOnDubsWGW: her: "hes a guy i have class with, he's nice and all but he sucks."
TheRockmWo: haha
SittinOnDubsWGW: me: alright, bud, it's obvious they want absoultely nothing to do with you
SittinOnDubsWGW: get the fuck outta here
SittinOnDubsWGW: well
SittinOnDubsWGW: me and bud start dancing with hot chicks for a while
SittinOnDubsWGW: and then
SittinOnDubsWGW: they are all like
SittinOnDubsWGW: well, we are going to go sing karaoke here in a minute
SittinOnDubsWGW: me: "what are you guys singing?"
her: we are singing bootylicious
me: hahahahahhaa I'll be like the other chick, not that slut Beyonce, but the one thats not as hot and be your backup dancer/singer.
SittinOnDubsWGW: her: "no, we are the backup dancers."
me: "huh?"
them: we'll be up soon
SittinOnDubsWGW: DJ: "Blah Blah Blah and Blah Blah, it's your turn to come up on stage"
them: "OMG OMG, its our turn, you've gotta come up and be the backup"
SittinOnDubsWGW: me: OK
SittinOnDubsWGW: we go up there
SittinOnDubsWGW: and bootylicious comes on
SittinOnDubsWGW: the fucking idiot tool that was htere earlier in the night had a mic in his hand, as did one of the hot chicks we were dancing with
SittinOnDubsWGW: i start cracking up
SittinOnDubsWGW: and start grinding on hot chick in Aqua
SittinOnDubsWGW: doing ridiculous booty-dance
SittinOnDubsWGW: she starts cracking up, but keeps on with the shenannigans.
SittinOnDubsWGW: I drunkenly take Mic
SittinOnDubsWGW: "hey guess what, you fucking idiot, see these two chicks, they are way the fuck outta your league, and think you are a sucker. Look I'm a drunken idiot and they love me, yet you suck so bad that I'm golden. Wow buddy, you suck."
SittinOnDubsWGW: "what the fuck dude, why are you such and asshole, what the fuck is your problem???"
SittinOnDubsWGW: " you suck at life and these chicks hate you."
SittinOnDubsWGW: *DJ cuts the music off*
SittinOnDubsWGW: * kid tries to grab my arm*
SittinOnDubsWGW: * i push back grab him and have him as my bitch as i have him in an armbar and be like, "what the fuck, i'll destroy your bitch ass, don't you realize this?" Then grab him and be like, if you really want to start shit, we can take it outside.
SittinOnDubsWGW: "no no no no, i mean, what the fuck, why do you gotta be punkin me man?"
SittinOnDubsWGW: "i'm telling you this because these girls, honest to God have zero interest in you."
SittinOnDubsWGW: fuck you
SittinOnDubsWGW: "welll, they may have zero interest in me too, but, at least i can captivate their attention a bit. If you want to do something about this, we can take it outside."
SittinOnDubsWGW: "nah, man, but why do you have to be such an asshole."
SittinOnDubsWGW: haha
TheRockmWo: haha you can tell a pretty good story buddy
SittinOnDubsWGW: and my buddy still sucked and had zero game with the hot chciks, as did I but oh well, it doesnt really matter to me.
SittinOnDubsWGW: he sucks
TheRockmWo: it fits under the theory that everyone i dont know sucks

SittinOnDubsWGW: i tried to spit game to this chick that was ridiculously hot
SittinOnDubsWGW: but
TheRockmWo: and 99% of the people i do know suck as well
SittinOnDubsWGW: i got shot the fuck down
SittinOnDubsWGW: it was a nice friendly shot down
SittinOnDubsWGW: but i know the difference
SittinOnDubsWGW: this chick was seriously STUPID hot
TheRockmWo: haha
SittinOnDubsWGW: and her friend that was with her
SittinOnDubsWGW: left her
SittinOnDubsWGW: for a while
SittinOnDubsWGW: and I just go up
SittinOnDubsWGW: I know this is lame, but I was retarded drunk but threw this line out there, "goddamn baby, seriously, how is somebody like you so beautiful and dancing all by your self?"
SittinOnDubsWGW: " i dunno, my friend just left me, blah blah blah."
SittinOnDubsWGW: "well it's a shame, blah blah blah, introduce self, blah blah blah."
she introduces her self blah blah blah
SittinOnDubsWGW: we dance for a bit
SittinOnDubsWGW: she's kinda into it
SittinOnDubsWGW: but half-assed
SittinOnDubsWGW: i notice this shit easily
SittinOnDubsWGW: so this is normally the gameplan, when shit isn't going as well as planned, call them out on it. "I can tell that you really aren't into this blah blah blah, whatever." surpisngly this works all too often
SittinOnDubsWGW: "I can leave you alone, let you find your friend, blah blah blah."
SittinOnDubsWGW: NORMALLY it would go something like "NO, I'm having a good time, this is fun, blah blh blah." and everything is golden.
SittinOnDubsWGW: BUT
SittinOnDubsWGW: this time
SittinOnDubsWGW: she shot a line like "OK, i'm trying to find my friends and whatever."
SittinOnDubsWGW: trying to save it
SittinOnDubsWGW: "well, thats fine, I can tell that you think you're way outtta my league, I hope you have a good night." laughing and whatnot
SittinOnDubsWGW: *laughs* "well, i hope you had fun, it was nice meeting you, blah blah blah."
TheRockmWo: poor guy, oh well what can ya do
SittinOnDubsWGW: laught it off and take mroe drinks
SittinOnDubsWGW: i swung for the fences
SittinOnDubsWGW: but struck the fuck out


drunken escapades are always fun.