im still drunk, my leg has a huge fucking gash, I don't knw how it got there. I stole my frends tie last night while at the club. Bitches LOVE ties, I don't know why. I got into a fight at dennys this morning because "ties are for tuxes you tie wearing faggot." responded with "And food is for eating, not wearing all over your shirt you fat fuck." Went outside, guy wanted to fight, he took a swing, I ducked it then choked him out via a sloppy guillatine after kneeing him in the gut.
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