God, I met this hot chick at the bar. Pitfall number one, one of my buddies has hooked up with her already. Pitfall number two, she is batshit crazy.
Positives. This bitch fucking loves me. It's funny. She is pretty fucking hot. She has tickets to the Cardinals VS Colts game and wants me to go with her. Her paying the way. She explicitly told me, she wants to fuck. A lot. Only reason I am typing this post instead of balls deep in some vag, is that one of the two fucking cops in this piece of shit town decides to park right next to my car at the bar and is just sitting and watching people leave. Fuck that.
She is in town for 2 more days and lives in phoenix. She flipped the fuck out, big time, when I was bullshitting with a chick that my buddy is talking to, bc that chick was a homewrecker to their situation a few years back, she blew a fucking gasket.
fucking cops, sitting right next to my car. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. I could be having crazy hot drunk sex with this broad right this GD moment!
PS, she said her weakness is white guys. I was the only one in the bar the whole night. I think this is funny.
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