While we're on the asshole topic, I'd like to confess that I shit my pants a little yesterday while tailgating at a college football game. I was pissing in a bush (the line to the port-o-potties was too long) and thought I had to fart. A little poop came out. I immediately went and got in line at the port-o-potties to assess the situation but, after waiting for a minute or so and seeing the line wasn't moving, I decided to just let it ride.
Turns out it wasn't that bad after all.
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