[SittinOnDubsWGW]

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

Was it like an actual turd or just a wet fart?

SCotD: Once in sixth grade at the beginning of the school day, I shit my pants and excused myself to go to the bathroom to clean myself up. When I got to the bathroom, I was horrified to see that it wasn't actual "shit" in my pants, but instead just a brown messy liquid. I dried this as best I could with toilet paper. When I got home, I hid that pair of underwear in my closet for fear that my mother would discover it in the laundry and question why I had shit my pants. I hid that underwear for years including through a change of address before finally taking it to a dumpster a mile away from my house on an afternoon where my parents were gone.

This is hilarious.