Blonde I need you to know a couple things:
I ate your Taco Bell.
Yes, you were so pissed off and nobody admited it. I ate that fucking thing. I was wasted. And I broke your stairs, but you knew about that.
But I did not pour bleach or laundary detergant in your basement. I was trying to hook up with some asian whore from highschool (cant remember her name) it didn't go well.
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