Fruit, your god damned motherfucking slut of a gift is on its way.
DD Tempest, your first issue of Playboy "will be shipped in 4-6 weeks to the address below, and we will rush you your FREE dvd, Sexy, Amateur Home Videos." It's a year subscription, and I'd like to remind you to read it for the articles.
And Ironic Fucking Mustache: Expect your gift around Wednesday.
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