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Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard
DDT, did you just go around your house picking up random objects off the floor and out of the trash for your Santee?
I'm sorry. That was mean. I'm just bitter because MY SANTA HAS NOT PRODUCED SO MUCH AS THE SLIGHTEST HINT OF ACKNOWLEDGING THAT I EXIST.
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Its certainly not my best effort, but I think given the intended target of $25, a dragonfly plasma lamp, a jelly bean shitting reindeer, and pirate nutcracker, and the traditional growing santa coupled with "Gingernuts" a bag of pubes and an old magnum condom is fairly solid.
Having said that, presentation is a large portion of this, and to be honest this year I just lost the Christmas Spirit as soon as I found out that I wasn't even getting a real gift.
I admit I lost the Secret Santa Spirit, and apologize whole heartedly if Ninjaface feels slighted at the mediocrity of my gift. Is that fair?
No. Shit isn't fair.
Last year Ninjaface sent me a book, and some random shit from a drug store ... this year he sent Fruitacious B
THE COOLEST FUCKING PRESENT EVER
... A crucifix knife. That's not fair either ... It's not fair that some gifts are going to far outshine anything else anyone ever receives ... can anyone top of Crucifix Knife? Ever? I'll throw the gauntlet down now and say that it can not be done.
Maybe we've become too jaded as we've seen both extremes of the spectrum now ... is my gift a crucifix knife? No. But it's no Shaw gift either, and it's more timely than a Blonde gift. In the grand scheme of things, I think you will come to the conclusion that its perfectly average.