Do you motherfuckers know about the
Guinea Worm?
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Lemme drop some fucking knowledge on you. It starts when you accidentally drink a fucking water flea which can contain the larvae of the Guinea Worm in a contaminated water supply.
Your stomach kills the flea, but its eggs survive. Over a long amount of time, a male and female fuck inside of your body, and the pregnant female gets all up in your connective tissue and muscles, eventually emerging,
a fucking year later in the form of a painful blister, usually on your lower appendages. A little white worm sticks out of your leg and hurts like a fucking bitch.
And this shit is fucking painful. Burning like fire on your leg. What's the best way to ease the suffering? Put that shit in cool water. Because you're in Africa, the only place to usually do this is in a nearby pond or river.
As soon as you drop that shit into the water, the female releases hundreds of thousands of larvae, thereby ensuring the process will be repeated, over the course of a couple days.
The only way to get this fucking monster out of your body is to attach it to something and roll it out piece by piece, a very painful process which can take weeks, or months.
Fuck that shit.