I arrived home from work at 2 pm after a fairly shitty day. I planned on starting the coming holiday week right by getting hammered. I open the door to find my grandma and grandpa sitting in my kitchen. Apparently they decided to take a surprise 12 hour road trip from Michigan to Alabama to visit me for my 'birthday weekend'. Had no idea they were coming and now have to switch up the weekend plans which involved going to Atlanta and fucking around. Now I have to entertain them for at least the next 5 days which will definitely involve no alcohol. HappymotherfuckingBirthdaytoMe!
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