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Originally Posted by Orgazmo

Amazon.com: Astor Bidet Fresh Water Spray Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment: Home Improvement

Hear me now: This is perhaps the best $29.95 I've ever spent. It took 20 minutes to install, and, despite running a few yards of rope through it since then, my asshole has never been cleaner. Toilet paper only exists as a drying agent at this point in my life.

If you don't have a bidet on your toilet, buy this. You will not regret it.

LOL, I just bought... Bio Bidet BB-1000W Supreme Elongated Bidet Toilet Seat, White - Amazon.com

yet I'm so bad at anything mechanical, that I'm waiting for a person to install it. Got it for $399 and am surprised to see it now for $499, just days after I bought it.