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Titan · 01-22-2003, 12:48 AM

A haiku is a poem with 3 lines. 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 again in the last line. The point of a haiku is to say as much as possible with few words (and/or syllables). That being said:

11.14.01.01
Don't show up again
Bolted the door when you left
Window glass broken

11.14.01.02
Cold hands on his neck
Why can't he breathe through the trees?
Respirator gone

Pliedes · 08-15-2003, 03:24 AM

Slow down one second.
So what are you afriad of?
Having emotion?

malibu · 08-15-2003, 03:26 AM

Why did he do this?
Can't handle the pain inside.
Heart smashed on the floor.

Titan · 08-15-2003, 03:31 AM

Locked from the outside
The blood trail leads to his door
Won't let himself out

[ August 15, 2003, 01:39 AM: Message edited by: Titan ]

Fruitacious B · 08-15-2003, 05:55 AM

What's so confusing?
Am I not just everything
Why am I like this?

fat_retard · 08-15-2003, 12:03 PM

Why do you smell bad?
Is their meat in your pocket?
You fucking dumbass.

Orgazmo · 08-15-2003, 05:35 PM

Titanic penis
Hung between my legs like rope
A huge fucking rope

Titan · 08-15-2003, 07:58 PM

A rope for pirates
Swing around and juice the ship
Juice each other too

silver and cold · 08-16-2003, 02:08 AM

So madly in love
Yet so torn apart by you
Till there is none left

Schroeder · 08-16-2003, 02:59 AM

So many paths ahead
only one path behind
where am I going?

Orgazmo · 08-16-2003, 03:04 AM

The Pirates? Well hung.
Ninjas blush with jealousy
Cocks that poke out eyes

malibu · 08-16-2003, 04:27 AM

Hypnotized by him
Trying to revive myself
Someone wake me up

Titan · 08-16-2003, 04:30 AM

Pirate = gay cock-suck
Pork each other day and night
Stupid pirate fags

Orgazmo · 08-16-2003, 05:03 AM

You suck cock? Ninja.
Lube assholes for fun? Ninja.
Asspounder? Ninja.

Titan · 08-16-2003, 03:28 PM

Swimming in semen
Pirate thrills on the high sea
Choking on man-seed

Orgazmo · 08-16-2003, 03:57 PM

Cleanse your shitty dick
Hows does it feel to have AIDS?
Cocktouching ninjas

tonguegina · 08-16-2003, 04:46 PM

Who the fuck were they?
Those pirates fuck eachother.
Disturbing.

Pliedes · 08-16-2003, 04:52 PM

Cock gobbling pirate;
gay party boats not enough?
Try San Francisco.

Orgazmo · 08-16-2003, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tonguegina:
Who the fuck were they?
Those pirates fuck eachother.
Disturbing.

Doesn't make much sense
Why in the Haiku Corner?
Bad syllable scheme

Schroeder · 08-16-2003, 11:41 PM

Ninjas might be gay.
Pirates might also be gay.
I am not a fan.

Titan · 08-16-2003, 11:58 PM

Schroeders might be gay.
Or Schroeders might not be gay.
But "Schroeder" is gay.

Gay robot you say?
But how is this possible?
He enjoys the cock.

Greets fellow robots,
Bends over and starts to hump.
Fucking robot fag.

[ August 16, 2003, 09:59 PM: Message edited by: Titan ]

Constance · 08-26-2003, 09:56 PM

Here is one I had to do for 9th grade english in 2 minutes from a random object the teacher picked out. Mind you this was a few years ago. She happened to pick for me a Stuffed Snowman with a rather intimidating look on it's stuffed little face.
________________
Evil voodoo snowman;
poke and prod with evil intent;
I hope you hurt much.

Titan · 10-28-2003, 02:59 PM

trepidation kills
false panic surrounds the town
giant cock wrecks stuff

Pliedes · 12-14-2003, 08:33 AM

great thread nearly dead
best member attempts rebirth
i think i can fly

Percipere'Chan · 12-16-2003, 09:32 PM

not a word to say
can't think for the life of me
guess I'll be silent

08-15-2003, 03:26 AM	#3 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	Why did he do this? Can't handle the pain inside. Heart smashed on the floor.
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

08-15-2003, 03:31 AM	#4 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Locked from the outside The blood trail leads to his door Won't let himself out [ August 15, 2003, 01:39 AM: Message edited by: Titan ]
	I do what the fuck I want.

08-15-2003, 05:55 AM	#5 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	What's so confusing? Am I not just everything Why am I like this?
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

08-15-2003, 07:58 PM	#8 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	A rope for pirates Swing around and juice the ship Juice each other too
	I do what the fuck I want.

08-16-2003, 02:08 AM	#9 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	So madly in love Yet so torn apart by you Till there is none left
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

01-22-2003, 12:48 AM	#1 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	A haiku is a poem with 3 lines. 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 again in the last line. The point of a haiku is to say as much as possible with few words (and/or syllables). That being said: 11.14.01.01 Don't show up again Bolted the door when you left Window glass broken 11.14.01.02 Cold hands on his neck Why can't he breathe through the trees? Respirator gone

08-15-2003, 03:24 AM	#2 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Slow down one second. So what are you afriad of? Having emotion?

08-15-2003, 12:03 PM	#6 (permalink)
fat_retard Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: a house Posts: 664 Internets: 10	Why do you smell bad? Is their meat in your pocket? You fucking dumbass.

08-15-2003, 05:35 PM	#7 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,730 Internets: 311447	Titanic penis Hung between my legs like rope A huge fucking rope

08-16-2003, 02:59 AM	#10 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	So many paths ahead only one path behind where am I going?

08-16-2003, 03:04 AM	#11 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,730 Internets: 311447	The Pirates? Well hung. Ninjas blush with jealousy Cocks that poke out eyes

08-16-2003, 04:27 AM	#12 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	Hypnotized by him Trying to revive myself Someone wake me up
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

08-16-2003, 04:30 AM	#13 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Pirate = gay cock-suck Pork each other day and night Stupid pirate fags
	I do what the fuck I want.

08-16-2003, 05:03 AM	#14 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,730 Internets: 311447	You suck cock? Ninja. Lube assholes for fun? Ninja. Asspounder? Ninja.

08-16-2003, 03:28 PM	#15 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Swimming in semen Pirate thrills on the high sea Choking on man-seed
	I do what the fuck I want.

12-16-2003, 09:32 PM	#25 (permalink)
Percipere'Chan Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: My Machine Posts: 460 Internets: -238	not a word to say can't think for the life of me guess I'll be silent
	Dead, death, grim on a pale horse, empty, hollow, inanimate, fataled, black curtained, annihilated.

08-16-2003, 03:57 PM	#16 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,730 Internets: 311447	Cleanse your shitty dick Hows does it feel to have AIDS? Cocktouching ninjas

08-16-2003, 04:46 PM	#17 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Who the fuck were they? Those pirates fuck eachother. Disturbing.

08-16-2003, 04:52 PM	#18 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Cock gobbling pirate; gay party boats not enough? Try San Francisco.

08-16-2003, 11:41 PM	#20 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	Ninjas might be gay. Pirates might also be gay. I am not a fan.

08-16-2003, 11:58 PM	#21 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Schroeders might be gay. Or Schroeders might not be gay. But "Schroeder" is gay. Gay robot you say? But how is this possible? He enjoys the cock. Greets fellow robots, Bends over and starts to hump. Fucking robot fag. [ August 16, 2003, 09:59 PM: Message edited by: Titan ]
	I do what the fuck I want.

08-26-2003, 09:56 PM	#22 (permalink)
Constance Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Milan, Michigan Posts: 120 Internets: 10	Here is one I had to do for 9th grade english in 2 minutes from a random object the teacher picked out. Mind you this was a few years ago. She happened to pick for me a Stuffed Snowman with a rather intimidating look on it's stuffed little face. ________________ Evil voodoo snowman; poke and prod with evil intent; I hope you hurt much.
	A mixtape would be a great analogy of my life.

10-28-2003, 02:59 PM	#23 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	trepidation kills false panic surrounds the town giant cock wrecks stuff
	I do what the fuck I want.

12-14-2003, 08:33 AM	#24 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	great thread nearly dead best member attempts rebirth i think i can fly