LOL!

[The Mighty Kimura]

I might not be the masterful Troll of my teenage years anymore but I am still as Foggy himself admitted, "intelligent and witty". Note that I am 2-3-5 against Master players, top 30 players in the world, and multi-State champions in Competitive checkers. I am also 1-3-1 against the local State champion two years ago when I was not yet an expert player (rating of 2000 or above).

In this e-mail to this particular porn site, I indirectly indicated that the site member in question is under the age of 18. I go into made up details to trap them. And I used the principle of social proof to get my refund (without asking for a refund directly, I inddirectly did it by talking about how another porn site refunded my money which is of course made up). The next victim of my masterul writing style will be the School Board.

My e-mail to the porn site:

"To the adminstrators of *****.com (site withheld for security reasons),

Yesterday pass midnight and almost morning when I went to the basement to check on the kids and saw my oldest son's computer still on while he was sleeping. I was shocked to discover that he was downloading adult materials from your site and another porn site call blacksandbutts.com.

We are a Chinese family converted Protestants and neither our Chinese traditions or our religion considers pornography to be acceptable. His father had recently made a checking account and check card for him (our son Chee) to prepare him for entrance into college, and now we're shocked how much of a drawback it has became. This morning his father and I talked with him and reviewed his checking account statement, he has incurred charges of $2.95 and $29.95 for a total of $32.90 for blacksandbutts.com on November 18 and $24.95 for this site on November 22. After interrogating him for two hours straight and searching his room and computer, we found about 20 CD-RWs that contained porn movies from the two site. We confisicated his computer and all his CD-RWs, he then told us that he had spent his $30 allowance last month for the CDs. We were even more shocked when we interrogated him about all the porn materials in the CDs, he admitted to using his school's high speed connection to download and burn the movies onto the CDs and was able to do it by disabling the pictures on Internet Explorer so no one would know he was looking at porn he says.

This is very bad for his character/moral development and also very bad for his financial management development especially that he will turn 18 in just May and enter college at the University of Minnesota in just August of next year. We also would like to see him grow up to be married to an Asian woman, all these porn he has been exposed to are all Cacausian women and I'm worried he might not marry a Asian woman. We asked him to give us his e-mail and password used in registering with the two porn sites and I have thoroughly wrote an e-mail to the other porn site earlier this morning and their customer service was very cooperative,helpful and reliable in that they replied to me within 3 hours. They say that they have deleted his membership account and will block the IP addresses from our home and also his school, suggested that I install a parental control software and even refunded all the $32.90 he incurred there. It is our hope that your site will be as cooperative and understanding, I did see that on your site there is a to parents notice. I will after I finish this e-mail I will go get a parental control software, not sure which one is the best though.

Screen name used in the account is: Alter7nate - Password is ******

Thanks"

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They sent this e-mail to me this morning:

"Dear Chee Xiong,
This message is to confirm that a refund has been issued to
your account for a product that was ordered with your credit card.

NAME ON ORDER: Chee Xiong
ADDRESS GIVEN:

Ot
US

PRODUCT: *****.com - One Month Membership
AMOUNT OF CREDIT: 23.95 (I forgot that it was $23.95, not the $24.95 claimed in my e-mail)"

[Ironic Mustache]

blacksandbutts.com eh?

[The Mighty Kimura]

It's buttsandblacks.com but I reversed it to confuse them...

[Ironic Mustache]

OOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooohhhhhhh that makes much more sense.

I'm going to use this scam.

[Carnivorous Flavor]

genius..pure fucking genius.......BUT....will the School Board fall for this scheme?????? Has Lucio strengthened his forces and reinforced his weak lines???????

tune in tomorrow to find out in the next episode of "As The Hmong Turns....."

[theMerciless1]

very slick.

[Deadly Crescent Kick]

LOL

[Orgazmo]

This is a very funny thread.

I wish I had appreciated that guy a little more when he was around.

[Ironic Mustache]

I doubt it would be too hard to find him. As long as you realize what you're dealing with, Chee can be entertaining.

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

was he from Minnesota? I see him on facebook.

[Ironic Mustache]

I think he was from Minnesota.

[vaga1220 *]

Dude, there's like a zrillion (made up number) Chee Xiong's in Minnesota. How would you know if it was him?

P.S. link plz.

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

i'm sure you can search for him on facebook yourself. while youre at it send him a message asking him if nubblies rings a bell

[Repugnant Abomination]

I think I actually have his phone number somewhere. We got pretty close one summer <3

[theMerciless1]

i wish chee worked in my offfice. that would be fucking rad.