[: Favourite Lyrics :]

[Combat Chuck]

Ah, now that's a classic as well. "Velvet Stain" will always be a RHCP fans secret love.

[tonguegina]

I'm sorry, I messed up on the name. It's "Purple Stain". I mixed "Purple Stain" with "The Velvet Glove", which was a song that is earlier on Californication...my misteak, but I do need to be lynched now...

[StabMaster Arson]

for god, for love, for money
for revenge, for lust, for greed
reasons given for living
the only reason I use is me
I don't know the divine answer
but I don't claim that I do
live my life of limited meaning
but I still seem happier than you

-Bloody Cum Bubbles: Jesobudamoneyfuck

[Titan]

I can tell you why
People go insane
I can show you how
You could do the same
I can tellyou why
The end will never come
I can tell you I'm
A shadow on the sun

-audioslave, shadow on the sun

[Titan]

in response to tonguegina's suggestion for download of the day, here are the lyrics to "pea" by the main man, flea. this song is one of my absolute favourite anthems.

i'm a little pea
i love the sky and the trees
i'm a teeny tiny little ant
checking out this and that
and i am nothing, aah, so you have nothing to hide

and i'm a pacifist
so i can fuck your shit up

oh yeah, i'm small
oh yeah, i'm small

fuck you asshole
you homophobic, redneck, dick
big and tough and macho you can kick my ass
so fucking what
so fucking what
so fucking what
so fucking what.

If you try the best you can,
try the best you can,
they best you can is good enough.
-thom yorke

[Niger Angelus]

Walk Away
I'm tired
I cant relate, to anyone
I try to be a humble man
A better son
A better friend
But I cant save the way...

Walk Away
Epidemic

[Ugly Bastard]

So this is odd,
the painful realization that has all gone wrong.
And nobody cares at all,
and nobody cares at all.

So you buried all your lover's clothes
and burned the letters lover wrote,
but it doesn't make it any better.
Does it make it any better?
And the plaster dented from your fist
in the hall where you had your first kiss
reminds you that the memories will fade.

So this is strange,
our sidestepping has come to be a brilliant dance
where nobody leads at all,
where nobody leads at all.

And the picture frames are facing down
and the ringing from this empty sound
is deafening and keeping you from sleep.
And breathing is a foreign task
and thinking's just too much to ask
and you're measuring your minutes by a clock that's blinking eights.

This is incredible.
Starving, insatiable,
yes, this is love for the first time.
Well you'd like to think that you were invincible.
Yeah, well weren't we all once before we felt loss for the first time?
Well this is the last time.


Dashboard Confessional-Brilliant Dance

-Ugly Bastard

[Titan]

My warning meant nothing.
You're dancing in quicksand.
Why don't you watch where you're wandering?
Why don't you watch where you're stumbling?
You're wading knee deep and going in.
And you may never come back again.

This bog is thick and easy to get lost in
when you're a stupid, dumb ass, beligerant fucker.

I hope it sucks you down.

-Tool, Swamp Song

[tonguegina]

I can't do this all on my own,
No, I know,
That I'm no Superman.
~funky music~
I'm no Superman.

Superman - Lazlo Blane

Damn, so thats who sings that song. Thanks tonguegina, i've always heard that at the beginning of scrubs and wondered...


This lyrical quote is what gets me through life sometimes -

"So don't let the world bring you down,
not everyone here is that fucked up and cold,
remember why you came and while you're alive,
experience the warmth before you grow old."
-brandon boyd

[Titan]

I shot my love today
Would you cry for me?
I lost my head again
Would you lie for me?
I left her in the sand
Just a burden in my hand
I lost my head again
Would you cry for me?

Close your eyes and bow your head
I need a litle simpathy
Cause fear is strong and love's for everyone
Who isn't me

Soundgarden, Burden in My Hand

[tonguegina]

tell me where im supposed to begin,
an unhappy life working some kind of dead end job,
for everthing you thought you had,
has gone from worse to bad.

My Kinda Scene - Powderfinger

"I don't want to talk to you anymore,
I'm afraid of what I might say,
I bite my tongue everytime you come around,
'cause blood in my mouth beats blood on the ground"
-brandon boyd

[StabMaster Arson]

I got me a toothless gal
she don't wear no shoes
from way down on the bayou
where folks do what they choose
her daddy flies the rebel flag
momma makes the finest shine
her two brothers smell like shit
they chase skunks all the time

she's my hillbilly girl
she drives an rusty pick-up truck
she's a hillbilly girl
but damn can she fuck

one day I saw her old hound dog with possum up a tree,
she dropped to her knees, whipped out my dick, looked up and smiled at me
well she suck, suck, sucked real good and much to my surprise,
she spit and hit that possum right between the eyes

-bloody cum bubbles "backwoods betty"

[This message has been edited by StabMaster Arson (edited November 29, 2002).]

She came at me at full speed, nothin could stop her
I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her
I started to beg "No, please let go"
But she swallowed my fuckin leg whole like an egg roll
With one leg left, now I'm hoppin around crippled
I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple
Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick
Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dick!
Whipped that shit out, and aint no doubt about it
It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage
I shouted "Now bitch, lets see who gets the best!"
Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat slut to death

Eminem, As The World Turns

[tonguegina]

Folks...I'm gonna sing a song about the American Dream. About me. About you. About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our heart, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the subcockle area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the colon, we don't know.

I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job,
I'm your average white suburbanite slob,
I like football and porno and books about war,
I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor,
My wife and my job, my kids and my car,
My feet on my table, and a cuban cigar,
But sometimes that just ain't enough,
To keep a man like me intrested.
No I gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense.

I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane,
While people behind me are going insane.

I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole),
I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, such an asshole).

I use public toilets and I piss on the seats,
I walk around in the summer time saying "how about this heat?"

I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole),
I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, such an asshole).

Sometimes I park in handicap spaces,
While handicap people make handicap faces.

I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole),
I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, such an asshole).

Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song,
Ranting and raving and carrying on,
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong,
...Nah,

I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole),
I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, such an asshole).

You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertable, hot pink, with whaleskin hubcaps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights. Yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby, getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done suckin' down those greaseball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a goddamned thing anybody can do about it, you know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why. Two words: nuclear fucking weapons, okay? Russia, Germany, Romania - they can have all the democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cakewalk right through the middle of Tianamen Square and it won't make a lick of difference because we've got the bombs okay? John Wayne's not dead - he's frozen. And as soon as we find the cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out The Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15,000,000 times. That's how pissed off The Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get The Duke and John Cassavetes and Lee Marvin and Sam Peckinpah and a case of whisky and drive down to Texas...

(Hey, you know you really are an asshole?)

Why don't you just shutup and sing the song pal?

I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole),
I'm an asshole (he's the world's biggest asshole).

A-S-S-H-O-L-E Everybody! A-S-S-H-O-L-E

*Barking*

I'm an asshole and I'm proud of it.

Denis Leary - Asshole

[This message has been edited by tonguegina (edited November 30, 2002).]

[Timmy Two Beers]

.Best Deceptions..

I heard about your trip.
I heard about your souvenirs.
I heard about the cool breeze, in the cool nights,
and the cool guys that you spent them with.
Well I guess I should have heard of them from you.
I guess I should have heard of them from you.

Don't you see, don't you see,
that the charade is over?
And all the "Best Deceptions" and "Clever Cover Story" awards go to you.
So kiss me hard
'cause this will be the last time that I let you.
You will be back someday
and this awkward kiss that tells of other people's lips will be of service
to keeping you away.

I heard about your regrets.
I heard that you were feeling sorry.
I heard from someone that you wish you could set things right between us.
Well I guess I should have heard of them from you.
I guess I should have heard of them from you.

I'm waiting for blood to flow to my fingers,
I'll be all right when my hands get warm.
Ignoring the phone, I'd rather say nothing.
I'd rather you'd never heard my voice.
too late to be gracious
and you do not warrant long good-byes.
You're calling too late.

Dashboard

[Ugly Bastard]

Download this gorgeous song. Here are the lyrics:

Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Take these broken wings and learn to fly
All your life
You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Take these sunken eyes and learn to see
All your life
You were only waiting for this moment to be free

Blackbird fly
Blackbird fly
Into the light of the dark black night

Blackbird fly
Blackbird fly
Into the light of the dark black night

Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Take these broken wings and learn to fly
All your life

You were only waiting for this moment to arise
You were only waiting for this moment to arise
You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Beatles-Blackbird

-Ugly Bastard

[Combat Chuck]

I cannot save you.
I can't even save myself.

-Stabbing Westward

[Titan]

...so just save yourself.

-Stabbing Westward

[tonguegina]

This life well it's slipping right through my hand,
These days turned out nothing like I had planned,
Control well it's slipping right through my hand,
These days turned out nothing like I had planned.

These Days - Powderfinger

slob on my knob,
like corn on the cob,
check in with me,
and do your job,
lay on the bed,
and give me head,
dont have to ask,
dont have to beg

Three Six Mafia - Slob On My Knob

[This message has been edited by 50 Cent (edited December 03, 2002).]

[StDx]

I couldn't see where she's coming from but I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm. She strolled on over say look
here bum I got a 40 dollar bill say you can't make me cum.

You just can't do it

She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb she could prove it anytime all men were scum.I don't mind that she
called me a bum but I knew right away she was really gonna cum.

So I got down to it

I whipped off her pumas and slipped in my thumb and applied rotation on a sugar plum.

I poked and stroked till my wrists got numb but I still didn't here no Dinah-Moe Humm.Dinah-Moe Humm

Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe Humm where's this Dinah-Moe coming from and its been three hours and I ain't got a cum

She looked over at me with a glazed eye on some bovine persperation on her upper lip area and she said 'just get me wasted and
your half way there cuz if my minds tore up then my body don't care'.I rub my chinny chin chin and said my my my, what sort
thing might this lady get high upon I checked out her sister who was holding the bed and wondered what kind of trip the young
lady was on.

The forty dollar bill didn't matter no ore when her sister got naked and laid on the floor. She said Dinah-Moe might win the
bet, but she could use a little (uuuhhhh) if I wasn't done yet I told her "just b/c the sun holds a place in the sky a reason to
assume I wouldn't give her a try."
So I pulled on her hair got her legs in the air and asked if she had any cooties in there (what do you mean cooties no cooties on me) she was buns up kneelin, I was wheelin and dealin, she surrendered to the feelin and she started in the squealin.

Dinah-Moe watched from the edge of the bed with her lips just a twitchin and her face her gone red some drool rollin down
from the edge of her chin while she spied thecondition her sister was in she quivered and quaked and cluched her self while
her sister gave a joke about her mental health till Dinah-Moe finally did give in. But I told her all she really needed was some
discipline. Kiss my ora, Dora this real angora would yall like some mora right here on the floora and how bout' you fona, you
wanta (yes)

-Frank Zappa: Dynamo Hum (dinah moe hum)

[Titan]

Force myself through another day
Can't explain the way today just fell apart like everything
Right in my face
And I try to be the one
I can't accept this
All because of you I've had to walk away
From everything

And I'm afraid to be alone
Afraid you'll leave me when I'm gone
And I'm afraid to come back home


-Home, Stain(e!)d