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DDTempest · 12-29-2008, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Ironic Mustache

Christ almighty I just checked the tracking and my present still isn't scheduled to arrive until tomorrow!?!!!

At least you will get yours this year!

Mr. Blonde · 12-29-2008, 02:04 PM

Where the hell is my gift. If you have a tracking number for it find out what the dilly is and PM gaz plz

Ugly Bastard · 12-30-2008, 12:36 PM

My package has finally arrived. Opening now.

Ugly Bastard · 12-30-2008, 12:52 PM

My package was shipped from the UPS Store in Warsaw, IN.

I'm guessing this was Mr. Shaw. Thank you, sir.

Ironic Mustache · 12-30-2008, 01:05 PM

Hopefully I will receive my gift today. The tracker says I'm supposed to...

DDTempest · 12-30-2008, 04:39 PM

I have no secret Santa =*(

Mr. Blonde · 12-30-2008, 04:41 PM

WHERE
THE EFF
IS MY GIFT
TRACK IT SANTA

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-30-2008, 05:23 PM

I have a feeling I will never recieve my gift.

People I know who have sent gifts so far:
Pliedes to BT
Shaw to UB
DDtempest to Pliedes
THEINCREDIBLEdork to ????????
UB to GWB
?????? to repug

StabMaster Arson · 12-30-2008, 08:51 PM

still waiting here too. christmas was ruined.

Orgazmo · 12-30-2008, 09:35 PM

If the new year comes without a Santa getting in contact with me about his/her gift being sent, I'll start pestering.

If another week passes without effort, I see no option other than to unmask the deadbeat Santas.

Mr. Blonde · 12-30-2008, 09:37 PM

Quote:

LOL. How come scout always looks like a gaydog?

Orgazmo · 12-30-2008, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

LOL. How come scout always looks like a gaydog?

You bite your god damned tongue.

Stab: Your gift has an estimated arrival of January 3rd via usps.

DDTempest · 12-30-2008, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

deadbeat Santas.

Deadbeat Santa ... My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

AcTivE · 12-30-2008, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DDTempest

Deadbeat Santa ... My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

OMG DD, LOLZ-A-CRACKER!

if I didn't know any better I'd think I was in a comedy club!

Pliedes · 12-31-2008, 02:27 AM

Does anyone else notice the erotic slant to most of these gifts???

I mean- a dildo, a vibrator, condoms, porno, pubes......

Mr. Blonde · 12-31-2008, 02:29 AM

My gift is nothing sexual. Just pure awesomeness incarnate.

Orgazmo · 12-31-2008, 08:10 AM

ID: Your gift has been in the mail for roughly a week. Expect it soon.

DDTempest · 12-31-2008, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pliedes

Does anyone else notice the erotic slant to most of these gifts???

I mean- a dildo, a vibrator, condoms, porno, pubes......

Yeah, you also have to notice that of the erotic slanted gifts... you have received the only one that wasn't kinda gay... and I apologize for that, I really should have included some pubes, there was more than enough room.

Ironic Mustache · 12-31-2008, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pliedes

Does anyone else notice the erotic slant to most of these gifts???

I mean- a dildo, a vibrator, condoms, porno, pubes......

You will not be disappointed in what I'm about to unveil. Also, FTR, I mailed my shit out early last week.

Ironic Mustache · 12-31-2008, 11:21 AM

Finally, after much frustration and a constant need to check the updated status of my tracking number, I received my present yesterday. It was a fairly non-descript package at first glance:

Upon closer inspection, I noticed something very special... My secret santa apparently lives on the same street as I, but in an entirely different state. This was going to be sweet as honey laced shit truffles.

My knee jerk reaction was to rip into the packaging with the strength and fervor of an out of shape, less than average stature 27 year old weakling, but I knew that would be a mistake. I decided to take my time and savor the opening:

I was not disappointed... I was greated by one of the most angelic faces I've ever seen in my life. If not for the return address on the front of the picture I would have been sure that Adonis himself was my secret santa. The packaging was suddenly constricting my gift and I needed it out of its prison quickly so as to better appreciate it. It was a large 8 1/2 x 11 picture frame (of the best quality I might add), housing the aforementioned Adonis' picture. Taped to the middle was a bag of what I can only assume to be hair of the pubic variety. On either side of the frame were two candles. Upon closer inspection of the name tag on the picture, I discovered this beautiful creature's name to be quite fitting: Sex Kitten

I had struck gold with my first present but knew I had to venture on to see what other treasures awaited me. Again I was not disappointed! A set of scented lotion and bath gels:

Also, a king's fortune of aromatic bath oil balls. Please excuse my shoddy photography:

There was one last thing for me to open at the bottom of that treasure chest of a gift. It was an envelope with my name (Ironic Mustacher) scrawled across the front, in some heavenly handwritten font the likes of which will never again be duplicated. I was awestruck:

Inside was a note that was somehow able to convey the true spirit of Christmas in just one sentence:

Merry Christmas,

I hope you enjoy your [something] and bathroom shrine kit.

Love,
Santa

As I sat blissfully reveling in the reality of what I had just received, the ol' lady walks in to admire the handywork of such an awesome secret santa.

"Are those pubes? Fucking gross. Put that back in the box and get it out of here."

She just doesn't understand... I figured that was not the time to ask her to take a picture of me in the bathtub using my gift, but perhaps some day.......................

Thank you secret santa, you have made 2008 the most glorious of Christmas' EVER!!!!!!!!!!

Orgazmo · 12-31-2008, 11:48 AM

A.) The return address is mine, not your Secret Santa's.

B.) I think I recognize the handsome devil in that picture.

C.) Are we sure they're pubes? I'd like for you to be certain.

D.) The [something] in the card is clearly the word "bread".

Ironic Mustache · 12-31-2008, 12:37 PM

A.) You live on an awesome street.
B.) Please tell.
C.) I can't be certain without a DNA analysis, but they sure taste like pubes.
D.) I thought that when i was trying to decipher it from the picture too, but I didn't get any bread. I'll have to look at it again when I get home.

Mr. Blonde · 12-31-2008, 12:52 PM

ID, you went to culver? I didn't know that. I spent 3 summers there.

Ironic Mustache · 12-31-2008, 01:35 PM

That would have been my first guess based on the couple of pictures I've seen of ID. Also the pubes looked suspiciously like a certain mane I've seen before...

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-31-2008, 01:39 PM

I want to see that picture on your mantel immediately. This isn't going to be one of those deals where you only pull it out when I come visit.

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12-29-2008, 02:04 PM	#277 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Where the hell is my gift. If you have a tracking number for it find out what the dilly is and PM gaz plz
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-30-2008, 12:52 PM	#279 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	My package was shipped from the UPS Store in Warsaw, IN. I'm guessing this was Mr. Shaw. Thank you, sir.
	Last edited by Ugly Bastard; 12-30-2008 at 12:55 PM.

12-30-2008, 01:05 PM	#280 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Hopefully I will receive my gift today. The tracker says I'm supposed to...
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-30-2008, 04:41 PM	#282 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	WHERE THE EFF IS MY GIFT TRACK IT SANTA
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-30-2008, 12:36 PM	#278 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	My package has finally arrived. Opening now.

12-30-2008, 04:39 PM	#281 (permalink)
DDTempest Ahoy Fuckbag Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: In a pineapple under the sea Posts: 3,540 Internets: 187030	I have no secret Santa =*(

12-30-2008, 05:23 PM	#283 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	I have a feeling I will never recieve my gift. People I know who have sent gifts so far: Pliedes to BT Shaw to UB DDtempest to Pliedes THEINCREDIBLEdork to ???????? UB to GWB ?????? to repug
	#YOLO Last edited by THEINCREDIBLEdork; 12-30-2008 at 05:27 PM.

12-30-2008, 08:51 PM	#284 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	still waiting here too. christmas was ruined.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

12-30-2008, 09:35 PM	#285 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	If the new year comes without a Santa getting in contact with me about his/her gift being sent, I'll start pestering. If another week passes without effort, I see no option other than to unmask the deadbeat Santas.

12-31-2008, 02:27 AM	#290 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Does anyone else notice the erotic slant to most of these gifts??? I mean- a dildo, a vibrator, condoms, porno, pubes......

12-31-2008, 02:29 AM	#291 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	My gift is nothing sexual. Just pure awesomeness incarnate.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-31-2008, 08:10 AM	#292 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	ID: Your gift has been in the mail for roughly a week. Expect it soon.

12-31-2008, 11:21 AM	#295 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Finally, after much frustration and a constant need to check the updated status of my tracking number, I received my present yesterday. It was a fairly non-descript package at first glance: Upon closer inspection, I noticed something very special... My secret santa apparently lives on the same street as I, but in an entirely different state. This was going to be sweet as honey laced shit truffles. My knee jerk reaction was to rip into the packaging with the strength and fervor of an out of shape, less than average stature 27 year old weakling, but I knew that would be a mistake. I decided to take my time and savor the opening: I was not disappointed... I was greated by one of the most angelic faces I've ever seen in my life. If not for the return address on the front of the picture I would have been sure that Adonis himself was my secret santa. The packaging was suddenly constricting my gift and I needed it out of its prison quickly so as to better appreciate it. It was a large 8 1/2 x 11 picture frame (of the best quality I might add), housing the aforementioned Adonis' picture. Taped to the middle was a bag of what I can only assume to be hair of the pubic variety. On either side of the frame were two candles. Upon closer inspection of the name tag on the picture, I discovered this beautiful creature's name to be quite fitting: Sex Kitten I had struck gold with my first present but knew I had to venture on to see what other treasures awaited me. Again I was not disappointed! A set of scented lotion and bath gels: Also, a king's fortune of aromatic bath oil balls. Please excuse my shoddy photography: There was one last thing for me to open at the bottom of that treasure chest of a gift. It was an envelope with my name (Ironic Mustacher) scrawled across the front, in some heavenly handwritten font the likes of which will never again be duplicated. I was awestruck: Inside was a note that was somehow able to convey the true spirit of Christmas in just one sentence: Merry Christmas, I hope you enjoy your [something] and bathroom shrine kit. Love, Santa As I sat blissfully reveling in the reality of what I had just received, the ol' lady walks in to admire the handywork of such an awesome secret santa. "Are those pubes? Fucking gross. Put that back in the box and get it out of here." She just doesn't understand... I figured that was not the time to ask her to take a picture of me in the bathtub using my gift, but perhaps some day....................... Thank you secret santa, you have made 2008 the most glorious of Christmas' EVER!!!!!!!!!!
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might. Last edited by Ironic Mustache; 12-31-2008 at 11:25 AM.

12-31-2008, 11:48 AM	#296 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	A.) The return address is mine, not your Secret Santa's. B.) I think I recognize the handsome devil in that picture. C.) Are we sure they're pubes? I'd like for you to be certain. D.) The [something] in the card is clearly the word "bread".

12-31-2008, 12:37 PM	#297 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	A.) You live on an awesome street. B.) Please tell. C.) I can't be certain without a DNA analysis, but they sure taste like pubes. D.) I thought that when i was trying to decipher it from the picture too, but I didn't get any bread. I'll have to look at it again when I get home.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-31-2008, 12:52 PM	#298 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	ID, you went to culver? I didn't know that. I spent 3 summers there.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-31-2008, 01:35 PM	#299 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	That would have been my first guess based on the couple of pictures I've seen of ID. Also the pubes looked suspiciously like a certain mane I've seen before...
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-31-2008, 01:39 PM	#300 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	I want to see that picture on your mantel immediately. This isn't going to be one of those deals where you only pull it out when I come visit.
	#YOLO

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