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Ironic Mustache · 02-04-2005, 10:22 PM

I love stories with happy endings.

Niger Angelus · 02-04-2005, 10:34 PM

I would have just added my paper to the bowl and prayed it went down.

Orgazmo · 02-05-2005, 02:43 AM

That's an incredible solution to a grim problem. I probably would have littered the turd, leaving it for the elements to wash away. It is organic, after all (unless you were eating plastic and styrofoam).

ninjaface · 02-05-2005, 02:47 AM

You should have done an upper decker. That way you wouldn't have had to flush at all.

Ugly Bastard · 02-05-2005, 02:57 AM

Pretty nice story.

One small way I would have played it differently (not that I know jack-shit about relationship stuff): I would have left the turd in her bowl. She won't find it until well after you have fucked her, so what's the worry?!

-Ugly Bastard

Mr. Blonde · 02-05-2005, 03:20 AM

Solution A: Wad it up and put in in the trash, which was probably right beside the toilet.

Solution B: Don't put it in your fucking hat! gross! pocket that shit. then throw it in the lawn. nobody would find that shit. and if they did...dogs.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-05-2005, 04:47 AM

SCUUUUZE ME??? why were you wearing a hat indoors, especially with a lady present? I would have been extra careful and smuggled the turd by eating it or plugging it. I would like to point out that it doesn't appear as though you got any because the story ends with you putting the turd in the trunk. Maybe its because you probably had shit in your hair. I don't know much about sexing, but its my firm belief chicks don't dig shitheads. (pun intended lolz!)

George Sherman · 02-05-2005, 04:53 AM

I love this thread, I was really interested in that story, but I have one question, so was there penetration?

Repugnant Abomination · 02-05-2005, 07:04 AM

I was wondering when someone was going to ask about that. Sadly friends, there was no penetration. My game was to thrown off from the emotional roller coaster I had just been through.

-And that's my post.

[ February 05, 2005, 07:50 PM: Message edited by: Repugnant Abomination ]

Ugly Bastard · 02-05-2005, 02:18 PM

Since when do you need game to lay a whore like this? I mean, she was drinking $6 wine with you for Gods sake... she wanted to party!

-Ugly Bastard

Niger Angelus · 02-07-2005, 01:34 AM

Good point.

George Sherman · 02-07-2005, 03:39 AM

ya dude, you should have been able to gain penetration, wearing the hat with the shit in it.

MAGICLIT · 02-07-2005, 11:10 PM

from a chik's perspective.... I wouldn't have minded if u left a floater as long as you were a good fuck. (i.e. making me cum more than 3 times every 45 minutes)

Niger Angelus · 02-08-2005, 12:15 AM

See, there you go. You lost a hat and dignity all in one night.

Repugnant Abomination · 02-08-2005, 11:17 AM

Actually I still have the hat. I consider it a friend, and you dont shit on your friends...You smuggle shit in them.

-And that's my post.

vaga1220 * · 10-23-2011, 01:03 PM

Why did Repug edit his post 6 years after posting it?

Mr. Blonde · 10-23-2011, 01:55 PM

That's a good question, Vaga.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-23-2011, 06:52 PM

It's his sexual preference.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-23-2011, 06:56 PM

I don't get why repug would want to hide the fact that he smuggled a turd out of someones house by putting it in his hat.

DJ FC · 10-24-2011, 05:47 AM

I told this story to my boss this weekend. Weird.

02-04-2005, 10:12 PM	#1 (permalink)
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02-04-2005, 10:22 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I love stories with happy endings.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

02-04-2005, 10:34 PM	#3 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I would have just added my paper to the bowl and prayed it went down.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

02-05-2005, 03:20 AM	#7 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Solution A: Wad it up and put in in the trash, which was probably right beside the toilet. Solution B: Don't put it in your fucking hat! gross! pocket that shit. then throw it in the lawn. nobody would find that shit. and if they did...dogs.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

02-05-2005, 04:47 AM	#8 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	SCUUUUZE ME??? why were you wearing a hat indoors, especially with a lady present? I would have been extra careful and smuggled the turd by eating it or plugging it. I would like to point out that it doesn't appear as though you got any because the story ends with you putting the turd in the trunk. Maybe its because you probably had shit in your hair. I don't know much about sexing, but its my firm belief chicks don't dig shitheads. (pun intended lolz!)
	#YOLO

02-05-2005, 02:43 AM	#4 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,731 Internets: 311447	That's an incredible solution to a grim problem. I probably would have littered the turd, leaving it for the elements to wash away. It is organic, after all (unless you were eating plastic and styrofoam).

02-05-2005, 02:47 AM	#5 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	You should have done an upper decker. That way you wouldn't have had to flush at all.

02-05-2005, 02:57 AM	#6 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Pretty nice story. One small way I would have played it differently (not that I know jack-shit about relationship stuff): I would have left the turd in her bowl. She won't find it until well after you have fucked her, so what's the worry?! -Ugly Bastard

02-05-2005, 04:53 AM	#9 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	I love this thread, I was really interested in that story, but I have one question, so was there penetration?
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

02-05-2005, 07:04 AM	#10 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	I was wondering when someone was going to ask about that. Sadly friends, there was no penetration. My game was to thrown off from the emotional roller coaster I had just been through. -And that's my post. [ February 05, 2005, 07:50 PM: Message edited by: Repugnant Abomination ]

02-05-2005, 02:18 PM	#11 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Since when do you need game to lay a whore like this? I mean, she was drinking $6 wine with you for Gods sake... she wanted to party! -Ugly Bastard

02-07-2005, 01:34 AM	#12 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Good point.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

02-07-2005, 03:39 AM	#13 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	ya dude, you should have been able to gain penetration, wearing the hat with the shit in it.
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

02-07-2005, 11:10 PM	#14 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	from a chik's perspective.... I wouldn't have minded if u left a floater as long as you were a good fuck. (i.e. making me cum more than 3 times every 45 minutes)
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

02-08-2005, 12:15 AM	#15 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	See, there you go. You lost a hat and dignity all in one night.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

10-24-2011, 05:47 AM	#21 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	I told this story to my boss this weekend. Weird.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

02-08-2005, 11:17 AM	#16 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Actually I still have the hat. I consider it a friend, and you dont shit on your friends...You smuggle shit in them. -And that's my post.

10-23-2011, 01:03 PM	#17 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	Why did Repug edit his post 6 years after posting it?
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

10-23-2011, 01:55 PM	#18 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	That's a good question, Vaga.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

10-23-2011, 06:52 PM	#19 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	It's his sexual preference.
	#YOLO

10-23-2011, 06:56 PM	#20 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	I don't get why repug would want to hide the fact that he smuggled a turd out of someones house by putting it in his hat.
	#YOLO