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Ugly Bastard · 02-03-2009, 12:21 AM

I guess I'll have to take you at your word. God knows Blonde has ruined his fair share of things before. Still, the whole thing seems a little suspicious at worst and over-thought at best.

Mr. Blonde · 02-03-2009, 12:45 AM

What it seems like is bullshit that he tried to make me sound like I stole his idea!

f3lix · 02-03-2009, 01:14 AM

this has turned quite gay.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-03-2009, 01:21 AM

/thread

f3lix · 02-03-2009, 01:23 AM

[/thread]

Dent · 02-03-2009, 06:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DDTempest

I was waiting 43 days... but Blonde's post today forced me to come clean

Wasnt that picture in your photo album like.. 2/3 weeks ago?

Edit : Yes, you sly dog.

DDTempest · 02-03-2009, 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

I guess I'll have to take you at your word. God knows Blonde has ruined his fair share of things before. Still, the whole thing seems a little suspicious at worst and over-thought at best.

Or you can ask Orgazmo. I told him one of the recent times we hung out that I was waiting 43 days. And I have no delusions of convincing everyone that Blonde actually took my idea. I knew that he would see it and post the exact response that he did. Still, what else am I supposed to do? Its like being a magician and having a member of the front row reveal how you do your trick half way through your act ... the damage is done, you just reveal your cards and walk off the stage.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-03-2009, 09:37 AM

Are you going to wait 43 days before you tell us that you are downtroddenpostalworker and that you never sent those packages?

Orgazmo · 02-03-2009, 10:14 AM

A.) I can vouch for the 43 days thing.

B.) How can anyone argue that Blonde's move is original? Even if DD had no intention of revealing he had never burned the items (again, I knew he was going to do this...he told me about it when I called him to tell him the package was on my counter), Blonde's idea is still rooted in immediately lighting a late gift on fire. The reveal at the end? A mere cherry on top of the sundae that was birthed in DD's mind.

Ugly Bastard · 02-03-2009, 12:04 PM

I mean, at this point I'm basically just criticizing DDT's creativity on the entertainment he has provided not being up to my standards. Which, needless to say, is pretty spoiled. Take that as a testament to what a great member you've been. That said, the whole thing still would have seemed a little disappointing if revealed as planned. I mean, the burning the package thing was pure genius. No need to have thought any further about it beyond that.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 03-10-2009, 09:03 AM

worst fucking idea ever. Pretty much everyone failed. Everyone is fucking worthless, hell even I threw mine together last minute.

I was so pissed off that ironic didn't show off how carefully how I wrapped everything and he didn't even show the amazing fucking box I put it in. Cocksucker.

Fucking repug sent me a fucking used book that I could tell he had jerked off into. The book was actually a thoughtful gift (i had requested he send it to me months before) and I enjoyed it. But it thing is he just stuffed a book into a manila envelope. Thats it. If that queer motherfucker would have even taken the time to just sign the inside cover of the book it would have made my fuckin' christmas.

It feels good getting this off my chest now that the christmas spirit is cleansed from my body. Youre all worthless shitstains.

Ugly Bastard · 03-10-2009, 12:36 PM

Couldn't agree more. When I was putting my gift together, I was overwhelmed with guilt, "well... this will probably be in the bottom 25% or so of gifts... fuck... oh well, at least I tried."

Then it turned out being at least a top 50% gift if not a top 25% one. You guys are worthless assholes... except for pliedes and BT (who come to mind as actually having sent decent gifts).

DDTempest · 03-10-2009, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

Then it turned out being at least a top 50% gift if not a top 25% one. You guys are worthless assholes... except for pliedes and BT (who come to mind as actually having sent decent gifts).

Ahem.

BigDongedHoe · 03-10-2009, 02:43 PM

I never did take pictures of what I assume f3lix sent me because it wasn't even photo worthy. I got a masturbatory toy that was awful. I mean I don't know what kind of dick f3lix has but even lubed up I couldn't put my soldier in the thing. It was like trying to have sex with an opening the size of a marble, it nearly choked the shit outta my head just trying.

Similar to UB I really thought my gift would suck pretty hardcore to the rest but in all reality it actually wasn't bad.

DJ FC · 03-10-2009, 03:54 PM

At least Stab knows how to find happiness through homosexual intercourse...

Mr. Blonde · 03-10-2009, 04:32 PM

I like how everyone is tooting their own horns on their gifts. Its cute. Objectively, Pliedes and DDtempests were probably the only good ones.

f3lix · 03-10-2009, 05:10 PM

BDH, I did not participate, feeling most of you would fail.

DDTempest · 12-20-2009, 08:31 PM

Why didn't this thread get hall of famed?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-20-2009, 08:42 PM

Because you ruined it with your over-elaboration. I thought that was pretty obvious.

DDTempest · 12-20-2009, 08:47 PM

My mistake.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-20-2009, 09:40 PM

You meant well.

Cocktooth · 12-20-2009, 10:07 PM

Have you pruned any trees lately?

DDTempest · 12-21-2009, 09:21 AM

I've used the pruning sheers many times, the book ... not so much.

BigDongedHoe · 02-19-2012, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

Now that it's 3 years later I want to go ahead and point out that I literally used the g-spot tickler on my girlfriend the night before I sent this to UB. I simply repackaged it after using it on her. UB I hope you did something cool like put it in your mouth.

Ugly Bastard · 02-19-2012, 05:46 PM

Never touched it.

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02-03-2009, 01:21 AM	#454 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	/thread
	#YOLO

02-03-2009, 09:37 AM	#458 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	Are you going to wait 43 days before you tell us that you are downtroddenpostalworker and that you never sent those packages?
	#YOLO

03-10-2009, 09:03 AM	#461 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	worst fucking idea ever. Pretty much everyone failed. Everyone is fucking worthless, hell even I threw mine together last minute. I was so pissed off that ironic didn't show off how carefully how I wrapped everything and he didn't even show the amazing fucking box I put it in. Cocksucker. Fucking repug sent me a fucking used book that I could tell he had jerked off into. The book was actually a thoughtful gift (i had requested he send it to me months before) and I enjoyed it. But it thing is he just stuffed a book into a manila envelope. Thats it. If that queer motherfucker would have even taken the time to just sign the inside cover of the book it would have made my fuckin' christmas. It feels good getting this off my chest now that the christmas spirit is cleansed from my body. Youre all worthless shitstains.
	#YOLO

03-10-2009, 02:43 PM	#464 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	I never did take pictures of what I assume f3lix sent me because it wasn't even photo worthy. I got a masturbatory toy that was awful. I mean I don't know what kind of dick f3lix has but even lubed up I couldn't put my soldier in the thing. It was like trying to have sex with an opening the size of a marble, it nearly choked the shit outta my head just trying. Similar to UB I really thought my gift would suck pretty hardcore to the rest but in all reality it actually wasn't bad.
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02-03-2009, 12:21 AM	#451 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I guess I'll have to take you at your word. God knows Blonde has ruined his fair share of things before. Still, the whole thing seems a little suspicious at worst and over-thought at best.

02-03-2009, 12:45 AM	#452 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	What it seems like is bullshit that he tried to make me sound like I stole his idea!

02-03-2009, 01:14 AM	#453 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	this has turned quite gay.

02-03-2009, 01:23 AM	#455 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	[/thread]

02-03-2009, 10:14 AM	#459 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	A.) I can vouch for the 43 days thing. B.) How can anyone argue that Blonde's move is original? Even if DD had no intention of revealing he had never burned the items (again, I knew he was going to do this...he told me about it when I called him to tell him the package was on my counter), Blonde's idea is still rooted in immediately lighting a late gift on fire. The reveal at the end? A mere cherry on top of the sundae that was birthed in DD's mind.

02-03-2009, 12:04 PM	#460 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I mean, at this point I'm basically just criticizing DDT's creativity on the entertainment he has provided not being up to my standards. Which, needless to say, is pretty spoiled. Take that as a testament to what a great member you've been. That said, the whole thing still would have seemed a little disappointing if revealed as planned. I mean, the burning the package thing was pure genius. No need to have thought any further about it beyond that.

03-10-2009, 12:36 PM	#462 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Couldn't agree more. When I was putting my gift together, I was overwhelmed with guilt, "well... this will probably be in the bottom 25% or so of gifts... fuck... oh well, at least I tried." Then it turned out being at least a top 50% gift if not a top 25% one. You guys are worthless assholes... except for pliedes and BT (who come to mind as actually having sent decent gifts).

03-10-2009, 03:54 PM	#465 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	At least Stab knows how to find happiness through homosexual intercourse...
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

03-10-2009, 04:32 PM	#466 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I like how everyone is tooting their own horns on their gifts. Its cute. Objectively, Pliedes and DDtempests were probably the only good ones.

03-10-2009, 05:10 PM	#467 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	BDH, I did not participate, feeling most of you would fail.

12-20-2009, 08:42 PM	#469 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	Because you ruined it with your over-elaboration. I thought that was pretty obvious.
	#YOLO

12-20-2009, 09:40 PM	#471 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	You meant well.
	#YOLO

12-20-2009, 10:07 PM	#472 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Have you pruned any trees lately?
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02-19-2012, 05:46 PM	#475 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Never touched it.

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