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Orgazmo · 08-23-2005, 02:37 AM

Are you probably going to hell...but you're confession is too bad to ask for forgiveness? Don't worry, I have a solution for you.

Submit your confession anonymously!

You can use this anonymous emailer to submit your emails to me at:
nubbliesconfessions@gmail.com

I'll filter the emails removing the obviously fake, and then post the rest along with forgiveness.

Here's the plea: I realize that it's possible to make a lot of believable shit up here. I'm asking that you please only submit real shit, though. There's absolutely no way for me to track you if you use the anonymous mailer. Try it on yourself first if you're skeptical.

I'll post the confessions as I receive them.

Good day.

Orgazmo · 08-23-2005, 12:02 PM

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An Anonymous Emailer writes:
I masturbate at least 2 times a day, but 3 times a day is more common.

Mr. Blonde · 08-23-2005, 12:18 PM

I think you're ok with that one.

EDIT: but you still probably need to get laid.

[ August 23, 2005, 10:18 AM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]

Orgazmo · 08-23-2005, 01:22 PM

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An Anonymous Emailer writes:
I would fuck Michelle Wie.

That makes two of us.

Orgazmo · 08-23-2005, 01:28 PM

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An Anonymous Emailer writes:
I would totally make love (fuck the shit out of) to Austin Aimes, if he would only want me.........

I had to google to figure out who that was...only to see that it's the character that ended up hooking up with Hilary Duff's character in A Cinderella Story.

Since Hilary belongs to me, I can't forgive anything that has to do with this prick. Sorry.

Orgazmo · 08-23-2005, 01:39 PM

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An Anonymous Emailer writes:
my bad....I meant I want to fuck the shit out of Austin really badly.......I guess I would like to fuck Austin Aimes too.....

If the first confession is a sin, I have a feeling that hell is going to be very crowded one day. Nevertheless, I forgive you.

Unfortunately, I still can't forgive the latter.

MAGICLIT · 08-23-2005, 01:42 PM

Looks like somebody has a thing for Austins.

bloodyfart · 08-23-2005, 03:57 PM

i suck dick for meth

so how are you going to make this anonymous now?

Niger Angelus · 08-23-2005, 04:10 PM

Read the top. You fucked it up already.

theMerciless1 · 08-23-2005, 04:12 PM

*shakes head*

f3lix · 08-24-2005, 01:26 AM

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Originally posted by Niger Angelus:
Read the top. You fucked it up already.

Leave it to Niger to be too fucking retarded to realize the humor.

Orgazmo · 08-24-2005, 02:13 PM

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An Anonymous Emailer writes:
I've got a friend who thinks he's fucking a whale. How do I tell him that she's not a whale?

This isn't a confession.

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An Anonymous Emailer writes:
I once made a toddler fall down a flight of stairs. I did not do it on purpose, but I did laugh.

Definitly forgiven.

Orgazmo · 08-24-2005, 02:26 PM

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An Anonymous Emailer writes:
I tend to fuck ugly girls because they think I love them if I do.

Forgiven.

Orgazmo · 08-24-2005, 02:34 PM

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An Anonymous Emailer writes:
I have pictures of Orgazmo all over my room...some of them have been...stained. Is that ok?

Yes.

Orgazmo · 08-24-2005, 03:01 PM

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An Anonymous Emailer writes:
Dirty Harry has recently IMed me stating that he wanted to bury the hatchet and be cool w/ eachother. I\'m not sure how to be cool w/ him because he seemed like such a tool. I confess that though what he did is commendable, he was a complete dick all the time before that. So would I be forgiven if I just carried on towards him in my usual manner, or will I go to hell for not reconciling w/ the guy?

You'll most assuredly go to hell for declining an offered olive branch.

Orgazmo · 08-24-2005, 07:00 PM

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An Anonymous Emailer writes:
I have a little brother, Alex, and I know he\'s gay, and the thought of making love with him turns me on.

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An Anonymous Emailer writes:
I don\'t shave my pubes.

I also only have 1 testicle.

I forgive you both.

Orgazmo · 08-24-2005, 08:27 PM

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An Anonymous Emailer writes:
Whenever I walk by a refrigerator a secretly try to snatch a magnent from it. I will take this magnent and bring it to a private place, where I will then shove it up my ass. I usually keep it up there for at least 3 - 4 hours, before returning it to the refrigerator.

Forgiven.

Orgazmo · 08-24-2005, 09:32 PM

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An Anonymous Emailer writes:
I used to work in a fast food restaurant - i would go into the bathroom and jerk off into a cup then poor my semen into the icecream machine.

Orgazmo · 08-24-2005, 09:38 PM

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An Anonymous Emailer writes:
I hate asians.

Orgazmo · 08-24-2005, 09:44 PM

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An Anonymous Emailer writes:
I think Jew burning is funny.

Orgazmo · 08-24-2005, 09:52 PM

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An Anonymous Emailer writes:
I have masturbated to the spanish channel, the learning channel, the history channel, the news, the view, informercials, exercise shows like "Body Electric", qvc, oprah, soap operas, giligan's island, jerry springer, that 70's show, pbs, espn, mtv, vh1, sci-fi, hbo, etc...

underwater · 08-25-2005, 02:40 AM

So are they forgiven or what? Can't leave these poor people hangin', Gaz..

Orgazmo · 08-25-2005, 12:07 PM

They are forgiven.

Orgazmo · 08-25-2005, 12:11 PM

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An Anonymous Emailer writes:
last year i hit a small child with my car and drove away.

It happens. You're forgiven.

Orgazmo · 08-25-2005, 12:24 PM

Yes, you did. And yes, it very much was.

08-23-2005, 12:18 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I think you're ok with that one. EDIT: but you still probably need to get laid. [ August 23, 2005, 10:18 AM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

08-23-2005, 01:42 PM	#7 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Looks like somebody has a thing for Austins.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

08-23-2005, 03:57 PM	#8 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	i suck dick for meth so how are you going to make this anonymous now?
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

08-23-2005, 04:10 PM	#9 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Read the top. You fucked it up already.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

08-23-2005, 04:12 PM	#10 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	shakes head
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

08-23-2005, 02:37 AM	#1 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	Are you probably going to hell...but you're confession is too bad to ask for forgiveness? Don't worry, I have a solution for you. Submit your confession anonymously! You can use this anonymous emailer to submit your emails to me at: nubbliesconfessions@gmail.com I'll filter the emails removing the obviously fake, and then post the rest along with forgiveness. Here's the plea: I realize that it's possible to make a lot of believable shit up here. I'm asking that you please only submit real shit, though. There's absolutely no way for me to track you if you use the anonymous mailer. Try it on yourself first if you're skeptical. I'll post the confessions as I receive them. Good day.

08-25-2005, 02:40 AM	#22 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	So are they forgiven or what? Can't leave these poor people hangin', Gaz..
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

08-25-2005, 12:07 PM	#23 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	They are forgiven.

08-25-2005, 12:24 PM	#25 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	Yes, you did. And yes, it very much was.