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Ironic Mustache · 12-08-2005, 07:54 PM

Well the inevitable has happened. My girl and I are most likely in the process of breaking up. Our lease is up in January, and at that point we'll be living in separate places. That's the beginning of the end, so I'm probably just going to call it quits tonight when we're supposed to "talk." On a scale of 1-10, my depression level is about a 7. That's not really very high considering I've lived with this girl for the past 9 months or so. I should bounce back from this in less than a month with proper alcohol consumption.

What's next for Ironic Mustache? Most likely whoring. If everything happens the way it looks like it's going to, I'll need a roommate in another month. You still moving to Sac Repug? We could be a force to be reckoned with. We'll decorate the place in party hats and nodog.jpg lifesize posters.

Nubblies has yet to see the likes of an unattached Ironic Mustache. In addition, Magiclit, I'll see you in Vegas at my earliest convenience. How are the jails down there by the way? Comfy?

Mr. Blonde · 12-08-2005, 07:56 PM

Yeah. breaking up sucks. I'm currently in the process of getting over it myself. Doing a lot better than the first three weeks though...it was bad news bears my friend.

Ironic Mustache · 12-08-2005, 07:56 PM

In reflection I should have separted the whoring comment from the repug/roommate comment. Pretend as if I did.

MAGICLIT · 12-08-2005, 07:58 PM

not comfy really, depends if you go to county or city...city sux so much ass.

Yea! cum to Vegas ASAP, party like fuckin rock stars babe!

Cocktooth · 12-08-2005, 08:40 PM

dude girls suck period...i suggest just going out and whoring for a good long time....it doesnt make you feel any better in the long run but it sure makes you feel okay at that time!

bloodyfart · 12-08-2005, 08:54 PM

did your girl get fat. if not, give her my number and give nichelle my number too

Niger Angelus · 12-08-2005, 09:55 PM

This title 'is so emo'.

theMerciless1 · 12-08-2005, 09:55 PM

wow an ex-ex-ntt. i remember how sloppy the last one was.

hellcat · 12-08-2005, 10:11 PM

Yeah I remember the bender he went on last time. We're in store for some pretty crazy stories if this one is anythign similar.

Carnivorous Flavor · 12-09-2005, 12:10 AM

he'll probably die this time!

theMerciless1 · 12-12-2005, 01:31 PM

update??

Deadly Crescent Kick · 12-12-2005, 01:45 PM

yeah, breaking up really blows.

just whore it out for a while.

Mr. Blonde · 12-12-2005, 01:53 PM

That was my plan. Didn't work out so well, I keep on letting things happen with people i've known for a while...when I should be fucknig around with idiot freshman girls. We all know they're not real people freshman year.

Ironic Mustache · 12-12-2005, 03:07 PM

I have a pretty decent story about my company christmas party last friday. I'll write that a little later.

theMerciless1 · 12-12-2005, 03:08 PM

so did you fucking get dumped or what?

Ironic Mustache · 12-12-2005, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by theMerciless1:
so did you fucking get dumped or what?

Yes.

Moving on though, the company Christmas party was a success. Everyone in the company was given their choice of filet mignon or salmon, and two drink tickets plus two more for their guest. I bought four drink tickets off someone not going, and my guest was my designated driver. That's 8 tickets.

I showed up early, and hit the bar. I was about halfway through my tickets by the time the site director started making his speeches. By the time dinner was over, and the dancing began, I was done with all 8 drinks. For those of you who don't know of my dancing abilities, I cut a rug with a razor. A ridiculous drunken razor who makes an ass out of itself.

So there I was droppin' it like it's hot, much to the amusement of all in attendance. Then, I tripped. And fell. Into the bar. Dropping a bottle of Captain Morgan's. Onto my face.

Did it leave a mark? Yes. A big black mark on the top left part of my eye. I was awarded with cheers and applause by all but the bartender, who was laughing too hard to do either.

So, for the rest of the night I was "babysat" by co-workers, who thought it was funny to keep giving me alcohol so I would continue acting up. I was the life of the party!

Apparently one of the managers owns a limo service, and had one out for the night. I figured this out by waking up in the back of one at his house the next morning. I don't know how I got there, or what happened after I stopped remembering things, but apparently there's a San Francisco story which no one will tell me about. I keep getting asked about it though, so I assume I went there in the limo with a group of people from work. I will update as soon as I find out more details.

12-12-2005, 06:59 PM

Hahahaha Ironic, you the man, man.

Make an ass out of yourself infront of co-workers and don't even blink.

Ironic Mustache · 12-12-2005, 07:02 PM

It's hard to blink when one of eyes is already swollen shut.

theMerciless1 · 12-12-2005, 07:06 PM

good stuff.

bloodyfart · 12-12-2005, 07:45 PM

people do get fired for misconduct at company functions.

MAGICLIT · 12-12-2005, 08:10 PM

not you though Brently, your dad wouldnt hear of it.

Ironic Mustache · 12-12-2005, 08:20 PM

I've talked to the boss since, and I'm good to go.

bloodyfart · 12-12-2005, 08:47 PM

i dont go to company parties. they dont want to see the boss or the reminder of him, his son, there.

bloodyfart · 12-12-2005, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironic Mustache:
I've talked to the boss since, and I'm good to go.

i dont know the specifics of your job, but if you were at my company, we would never promote you to any position of responnsibility. how you act at office parties, business trips, etc.. all go in to our opinion of you as a compitent individual.
you are always being judged, act accordingly

ur my bitch · 12-12-2005, 08:55 PM

Brently is correct.

However, Wayne works at a mortgage brokerage. sales guys make the $ and managers push paper. Wayne ain't no manager

12-08-2005, 07:54 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Well the inevitable has happened. My girl and I are most likely in the process of breaking up. Our lease is up in January, and at that point we'll be living in separate places. That's the beginning of the end, so I'm probably just going to call it quits tonight when we're supposed to "talk." On a scale of 1-10, my depression level is about a 7. That's not really very high considering I've lived with this girl for the past 9 months or so. I should bounce back from this in less than a month with proper alcohol consumption. What's next for Ironic Mustache? Most likely whoring. If everything happens the way it looks like it's going to, I'll need a roommate in another month. You still moving to Sac Repug? We could be a force to be reckoned with. We'll decorate the place in party hats and nodog.jpg lifesize posters. Nubblies has yet to see the likes of an unattached Ironic Mustache. In addition, Magiclit, I'll see you in Vegas at my earliest convenience. How are the jails down there by the way? Comfy?
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-08-2005, 07:56 PM	#2 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Yeah. breaking up sucks. I'm currently in the process of getting over it myself. Doing a lot better than the first three weeks though...it was bad news bears my friend.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-08-2005, 07:56 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	In reflection I should have separted the whoring comment from the repug/roommate comment. Pretend as if I did.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-08-2005, 07:58 PM	#4 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	not comfy really, depends if you go to county or city...city sux so much ass. Yea! cum to Vegas ASAP, party like fuckin rock stars babe!
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

12-08-2005, 08:40 PM	#5 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	dude girls suck period...i suggest just going out and whoring for a good long time....it doesnt make you feel any better in the long run but it sure makes you feel okay at that time!
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12-08-2005, 08:54 PM	#6 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	did your girl get fat. if not, give her my number and give nichelle my number too
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

12-08-2005, 09:55 PM	#7 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	This title 'is so emo'.
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12-08-2005, 09:55 PM	#8 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	wow an ex-ex-ntt. i remember how sloppy the last one was.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

12-08-2005, 10:11 PM	#9 (permalink)
hellcat Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 316 Internets: 10	Yeah I remember the bender he went on last time. We're in store for some pretty crazy stories if this one is anythign similar.
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12-09-2005, 12:10 AM	#10 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	he'll probably die this time!
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

12-12-2005, 01:31 PM	#11 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	update??
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

12-12-2005, 01:45 PM	#12 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10	yeah, breaking up really blows. just whore it out for a while.
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12-12-2005, 01:53 PM	#13 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	That was my plan. Didn't work out so well, I keep on letting things happen with people i've known for a while...when I should be fucknig around with idiot freshman girls. We all know they're not real people freshman year.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-12-2005, 03:07 PM	#14 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I have a pretty decent story about my company christmas party last friday. I'll write that a little later.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-12-2005, 03:08 PM	#15 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	so did you fucking get dumped or what?
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

12-12-2005, 06:59 PM	#17 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Hahahaha Ironic, you the man, man. Make an ass out of yourself infront of co-workers and don't even blink.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

12-12-2005, 07:02 PM	#18 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	It's hard to blink when one of eyes is already swollen shut.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-12-2005, 07:06 PM	#19 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	good stuff.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

12-12-2005, 07:45 PM	#20 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	people do get fired for misconduct at company functions.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

12-12-2005, 08:10 PM	#21 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	not you though Brently, your dad wouldnt hear of it.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

12-12-2005, 08:20 PM	#22 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I've talked to the boss since, and I'm good to go.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-12-2005, 08:47 PM	#23 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	i dont go to company parties. they dont want to see the boss or the reminder of him, his son, there.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

12-12-2005, 08:55 PM	#25 (permalink)
ur my bitch Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NY Posts: 540 Internets: 406	Brently is correct. However, Wayne works at a mortgage brokerage. sales guys make the $ and managers push paper. Wayne ain't no manager