Stealing stuff from Goodwill - Nubblies.net Forums

Pliedes · 12-01-2003, 11:32 PM

Stealing from Goodwill is about the easiest thing in the world.

It's also fun as hell.

This past break, Tonguegina and I were wondering around goodwill like normal, and found a few little items which caught our fancy. Honestly though, they weren't even worth waiting in line or paying a quarter for, so into our pockets they went.

Now, I'm sure most nubblites who go to Goodwill have at some point stolen something. So this is what I propose we do. One day, over Christmas break, we all plan a specific time to meet at Goodwill. We then proceed to all plunder the store at the same time. After an alloted ammount of time, say 20 minutes, we again meet outside to determine who made off with the most. Shits and giggles my friend, all for shits and giggles.

Ugly Bastard · 12-01-2003, 11:41 PM

Call me a liberal, but stealing from Goodwill is pretty low if you ask me. Stealing from Walmart, etc is justifiable I suppose, but taking shit from Goodwill is pretty low. Just my two cents...

-Ugly Bastard

Pliedes · 12-01-2003, 11:49 PM

Liberal.

long-since-forgotten · 12-01-2003, 11:51 PM

Oh c'mon stealing in general is just fun, no matter how low it is. I've never stolen from Goodwill, but I have stolen quite a bit from Salvation Army. I'm game.

BigDongedHoe · 12-01-2003, 11:54 PM

I quit stealing around a year and a half ago...it's an addiction just like drugs in my opinion. It's a rush, one that you want to relive over and over again, until your fucked by getting caught. Count me out guys I apologize...

Alpha · 12-01-2003, 11:57 PM

I'm liberal as hell and let me tell you stealing from Goodwill is perfectly fine. My friend and I were at the Elkhart Goodwill and decided to go to goodwill the day before a halfoff sale. We found lots of great stuff and decided that we'd hide it all so no one else got it before we did saturday. Our hiding place? A suitcase for sale. We got the great idea to buy some stuff the next day and buy the suitcase... filled with other clothes.
Needless to say we made off scotch free and made off with well over 50 dollars of merchandise (normal day).

Great Fucking Moral of This Story
Stealing from Goodwill is great, and easy.

the Butcher · 12-02-2003, 01:13 AM

Stealing from Goodwill fucking rocks. Sure, it's a thrift store, but think about it this way. Most of the clothes in there have probably been donated by people you know anyways. So, in essence, you're just taking clothes from your friends. I'm completely game for this idea.

Pliedes · 12-02-2003, 02:02 AM

BDH, I'm sure this won't send you on a massive spree of looting, you should come along.

Where is Tonguegina on this? I know he's down.

tonguegina · 12-02-2003, 03:36 AM

Oh, I'm down. Looks like the two liberals in Warsaw are fine with it...

I originally did not plan on it being so large scale, but whatever. At it's core it was one or two people, you know, easier to get away with...type thing.

buckeye · 12-02-2003, 04:18 AM

yep but its like stealing candy from a baby, if you're going to steal do so from walmart, its more profitable, and more riskay.

Cocktooth · 12-02-2003, 03:25 PM

I have only stolen one time....that was a baseball weekly and thats cause they keep bumping up the god damned price of their PAPER....yeah when i was little it was 75 cents....now its 2 dollars....damn you MLB

Fruitacious B · 12-02-2003, 10:00 PM

So yeah, I went to the great establishment of goodwill tonight for a bit of a warm up. I walked out wearing about $20 of new clothes, of which the only thing I paid for was a pair of $1 top gun aviator sunglasses. Yes, even when I steal stuff I always buy at least one thing, as to not seem too suspicious. Items retrieved : $10 guess flare jeans (they look okay actually), a $5 adidas gray (or is it grey?) track jacket, and a $3 t shirt. Not too bad for a night's "work".

I think that the day we do this should be on %50 off day. There's soo many people there on those days that they couldn't possibly keep track of who is walking out with what.

buckeye · 12-02-2003, 11:21 PM

i dont steal from goodwill i support them!! stop stealing from goodwill, you are killing the company, and putting handicapped Americans out of work.

Support Goodwill

tonguegina · 12-02-2003, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by buckeye:
...and putting handicapped Americans out of work.

I've been to Goodwill my fair share of times, and I must say that I really don't recall any handicapped people working there.

Titan · 12-03-2003, 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by buckeye:
Support Goodwill

Support Music

Cocktooth · 12-03-2003, 01:13 AM

Yes support Music..i agree..i have stopped downloading music all together and now purchase my music!!!! makes me proud of myself

Titan · 12-03-2003, 01:15 AM

Shit.
It makes me proud of you too if that does anything for you.

StabMaster Arson · 12-03-2003, 01:22 AM

I buy all my music from Goodwill.

Pliedes · 12-03-2003, 01:33 AM

Two birds, one stone.

Fruitacious B · 12-03-2003, 02:24 AM

I steal my music from goodwill, fuckers.

cough man · 12-11-2003, 03:00 AM

Robbing Goodwill is like stealing from a blind old lady with her depends down, you people are fucking merciless, its amazing what some people will do for thrills, so with that said.............................................. .........OF COURSE IM FUCKING IN!!!!

Trout Sniffer · 12-11-2003, 03:50 AM

Stealing from Good Will is so low. You're going to put nice old ladies out of business. You are a piece of shit if you steal from Good Will.

Saint DH · 12-11-2003, 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cough man:
Robbing Goodwill is like stealing from a blind old lady with her depends down

What other way is there to rob blind, old ladies...?

silver and cold · 12-11-2003, 01:41 PM

The only problem with walmart over goodwill..is walmart has over 200 hundred cameras going at once...trust me I know from past experiance!!!
Marsh isnt to hard, unless your stealin alcohol.
*cough*

cough man · 12-12-2003, 03:04 AM

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Originally posted by Dirty Harry:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by cough man:
Robbing Goodwill is like stealing from a blind old lady with her depends down

What other way is there to rob blind, old ladies...?</font>[/quote]i am not sure but if i find another i will let you know

12-01-2003, 11:51 PM	#4 (permalink)
long-since-forgotten Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: warsaw,IN Posts: 197 Internets: 10	Oh c'mon stealing in general is just fun, no matter how low it is. I've never stolen from Goodwill, but I have stolen quite a bit from Salvation Army. I'm game.
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12-01-2003, 11:54 PM	#5 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	I quit stealing around a year and a half ago...it's an addiction just like drugs in my opinion. It's a rush, one that you want to relive over and over again, until your fucked by getting caught. Count me out guys I apologize...
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

12-01-2003, 11:57 PM	#6 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	I'm liberal as hell and let me tell you stealing from Goodwill is perfectly fine. My friend and I were at the Elkhart Goodwill and decided to go to goodwill the day before a halfoff sale. We found lots of great stuff and decided that we'd hide it all so no one else got it before we did saturday. Our hiding place? A suitcase for sale. We got the great idea to buy some stuff the next day and buy the suitcase... filled with other clothes. Needless to say we made off scotch free and made off with well over 50 dollars of merchandise (normal day). Great Fucking Moral of This Story Stealing from Goodwill is great, and easy.
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

12-02-2003, 01:13 AM	#7 (permalink)
the Butcher Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: that one place...you know, with the fire and damnation? oh yeh, hell. Posts: 895 Internets: 10	Stealing from Goodwill fucking rocks. Sure, it's a thrift store, but think about it this way. Most of the clothes in there have probably been donated by people you know anyways. So, in essence, you're just taking clothes from your friends. I'm completely game for this idea.
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12-02-2003, 03:25 PM	#11 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	I have only stolen one time....that was a baseball weekly and thats cause they keep bumping up the god damned price of their PAPER....yeah when i was little it was 75 cents....now its 2 dollars....damn you MLB
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12-01-2003, 11:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Stealing from Goodwill is about the easiest thing in the world. It's also fun as hell. This past break, Tonguegina and I were wondering around goodwill like normal, and found a few little items which caught our fancy. Honestly though, they weren't even worth waiting in line or paying a quarter for, so into our pockets they went. Now, I'm sure most nubblites who go to Goodwill have at some point stolen something. So this is what I propose we do. One day, over Christmas break, we all plan a specific time to meet at Goodwill. We then proceed to all plunder the store at the same time. After an alloted ammount of time, say 20 minutes, we again meet outside to determine who made off with the most. Shits and giggles my friend, all for shits and giggles.

12-01-2003, 11:41 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Call me a liberal, but stealing from Goodwill is pretty low if you ask me. Stealing from Walmart, etc is justifiable I suppose, but taking shit from Goodwill is pretty low. Just my two cents... -Ugly Bastard

12-01-2003, 11:49 PM	#3 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Liberal.

12-02-2003, 02:02 AM	#8 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	BDH, I'm sure this won't send you on a massive spree of looting, you should come along. Where is Tonguegina on this? I know he's down.

12-02-2003, 03:36 AM	#9 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Oh, I'm down. Looks like the two liberals in Warsaw are fine with it... I originally did not plan on it being so large scale, but whatever. At it's core it was one or two people, you know, easier to get away with...type thing.

12-02-2003, 04:18 AM	#10 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	yep but its like stealing candy from a baby, if you're going to steal do so from walmart, its more profitable, and more riskay.

12-02-2003, 10:00 PM	#12 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	So yeah, I went to the great establishment of goodwill tonight for a bit of a warm up. I walked out wearing about $20 of new clothes, of which the only thing I paid for was a pair of $1 top gun aviator sunglasses. Yes, even when I steal stuff I always buy at least one thing, as to not seem too suspicious. Items retrieved : $10 guess flare jeans (they look okay actually), a $5 adidas gray (or is it grey?) track jacket, and a $3 t shirt. Not too bad for a night's "work". I think that the day we do this should be on %50 off day. There's soo many people there on those days that they couldn't possibly keep track of who is walking out with what.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

12-02-2003, 11:21 PM	#13 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	i dont steal from goodwill i support them!! stop stealing from goodwill, you are killing the company, and putting handicapped Americans out of work. Support Goodwill

12-03-2003, 01:13 AM	#16 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Yes support Music..i agree..i have stopped downloading music all together and now purchase my music!!!! makes me proud of myself
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12-03-2003, 01:15 AM	#17 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Shit. It makes me proud of you too if that does anything for you.
	I do what the fuck I want.

12-03-2003, 01:22 AM	#18 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	I buy all my music from Goodwill.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

12-03-2003, 01:33 AM	#19 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Two birds, one stone.

12-03-2003, 02:24 AM	#20 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	I steal my music from goodwill, fuckers.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

12-11-2003, 03:00 AM	#21 (permalink)
cough man Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: A Gunslinging Generation Posts: 333 Internets: 10	Robbing Goodwill is like stealing from a blind old lady with her depends down, you people are fucking merciless, its amazing what some people will do for thrills, so with that said.............................................. .........OF COURSE IM FUCKING IN!!!!
	I hope you enjoy living on top of the world, when you die knowing you lived your life on your knees.

12-11-2003, 03:50 AM	#22 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	Stealing from Good Will is so low. You're going to put nice old ladies out of business. You are a piece of shit if you steal from Good Will.
	The Glyde don't sign no autographs

12-11-2003, 01:41 PM	#24 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	The only problem with walmart over goodwill..is walmart has over 200 hundred cameras going at once...trust me I know from past experiance!!! Marsh isnt to hard, unless your stealin alcohol. cough
	the killer in me is the killer in you.