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AcTivE · 09-21-2005, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dirty Harry:
The only point in going to school is so you can get that little piece of paper so you can get a better job.

I'm gonna roll up my diploma and stick it in my p-hole. What do you think of that?

if i get one of course.

Schroeder · 09-21-2005, 02:20 PM

I listened to college radio last night.

Niger Angelus · 10-16-2005, 12:45 AM

My social life would be good if I weren't so picky on who I hung out with.

Niger Angelus · 10-17-2005, 05:16 AM

I got fired today and told my dad I just misread my schedual and really had the day off.
Edit: Yesterday

[ October 17, 2005, 03:17 AM: Message edited by: Niger Angelus ]

Saint DH · 10-17-2005, 06:55 PM

My Grandmother apparently had a minor stroke last week. She was in and out of the hospital for a few days. During that last week, I had a math test which I failed to be in attendance for. Tonight I have that math class again and I am going to turn the very minor stroke that she had into a major, life threatening stroke. Hopefully this will turn my unexscused absence into an exscusable one, and I will be able to make up the test. I feel kind of bad about using my Grandmother's unfortunate incident to correct my problems.

Ironic Mustache · 10-17-2005, 08:04 PM

I've used a number of completely made up health problems in my family to get out of things.

Shit, my brother told his ex that my mom has cancer so that he didn't have to go to dinner with her.

Carnivorous Flavor · 10-17-2005, 08:43 PM

your mom does have cancer Wayne...we just didn't know how to tell you.......

Ironic Mustache · 10-17-2005, 09:08 PM

Oh. I guess this was as good a way as any.

Niger Angelus · 10-17-2005, 09:51 PM

Steaming pile'o'jizz on a nun's tits.

Saint DH · 10-18-2005, 12:11 AM

So my teacher completely took a huge shit all over my exscuse and basically told me that I'm going to fail the class and I should talk to my advisor as to what I should do. Apparently she already turned in the mid-term grades or something and deficiency letters were sent out. I really don't know what the fuck she said since she's foregin and I couldn't understand a word she said. I do know that she told me that I had one of the best scores on the first test, and that I "was not very smart for not showing up to class." In other words, I was just called a dumbass by a stupid bitch teacher who can barely speak english.

Oh, and speaking of this incident, I had a question that I hoped Nubblies could answer.

Right now I'm only taking 12 credit hours. That is the minimum ammount to be considered a full time student. Now, for insurance reasons, I have to be a full time student or I'll get dropped off my parents plan. My question is, if I drop this class, bringing me down to 9 credit hours, will I get dropped from my parents insurance? At the beginning of the semester I was enrolled in 12, so I should be able to drop that class and be fine, right? Any feedback would be immensely appreciated.

[ October 17, 2005, 10:14 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

ItsPaff · 10-18-2005, 01:09 AM

I had sex with a Llama. and I like it.

10-18-2005, 02:02 AM

I had sex with Paff's girlfriend (she's really easy when she's drunk).

Niger Angelus · 10-18-2005, 02:26 AM

Sweeet.

Repugnant Abomination · 10-18-2005, 03:56 AM

<Sigh...> Ok....Sometimes in the heat of passion I will masturbate and bust a nut on the towel beside my bed. Satisfied I'll step into the shower and wash all my troubles away. Problem is I occasionally forget to leave out an extra towel and well...Sometimes the jizz towel is used to dry off with.

I never feel clean after those showers.

Niger Angelus · 10-18-2005, 04:25 AM

Use a sock man. Safer, because it will go in the hamper or on the floor with other dirty socks, and cuts down on possible over-shot.

ItsPaff · 10-18-2005, 01:52 PM

I had sex with DJ FC. (Hes easy all the time)

Repugnant Abomination · 10-18-2005, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Niger Angelus:
Use a sock man. Safer, because it will go in the hamper or on the floor with other dirty socks, and cuts down on possible over-shot.

No I kinda like using the dirty towel to dry off with, especially my hair cause I hear jizz is just like using conditioner.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 10-18-2005, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Oh, and speaking of this incident, I had a question that I hoped Nubblies could answer.

Right now I'm only taking 12 credit hours. That is the minimum ammount to be considered a full time student. Now, for insurance reasons, I have to be a full time student or I'll get dropped off my parents plan. My question is, if I drop this class, bringing me down to 9 credit hours, will I get dropped from my parents insurance? At the beginning of the semester I was enrolled in 12, so I should be able to drop that class and be fine, right? Any feedback would be immensely appreciated.[/QB]

Just don't report that you are only going to be 9 credit hours. You should be fine. It probably all depends on the provider as well. My dad's insurance stopped covering me since I graduated, however my mother called up her insurance provider and told them that I will be going to grad school in the spring, and they are still covering me.

Hooray for having health insurance coverage.

Ironic Mustache · 10-18-2005, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Repugnant Abomination:
I hear jizz is just like using conditioner.[/QB]

I think I told you that and it's true.

MAGICLIT · 10-18-2005, 03:01 PM

Everyday I take my dog for a walk when i come home from work, for some reason, this smart dog likes to poop in a bush, which helps me because who sees poop in a bush? Not many people, so I don't pick it up.

oh nad last night me and my new roommate (I think I told u guys about her) took the dog for the walk as usual, well I pretended I picked the poop up w/ the bag, walked over and threw the empty bag in the trash, well it was pouring rain yesterday (and today) so my girl Ashly is holding the leash waiting for me and I slip on the wet concrete, fall on my ass, and spilled my beer all over me, it was so funny I had to pop a squat right there.

Niger Angelus · 10-18-2005, 04:45 PM

uhm.

Ironic Mustache · 10-18-2005, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Niger Angelus:
uhm.

Agreed.

Repugnant Abomination · 10-18-2005, 05:56 PM

Yeah seriously wtf mate?

MAGICLIT · 10-18-2005, 05:56 PM

[img]graemlins/eminem.gif[/img]

AcTivE · 10-19-2005, 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MAGICLIT:
[img]graemlins/eminem.gif[/img]

what do you mean by that?

10-16-2005, 12:45 AM	#1278 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	My social life would be good if I weren't so picky on who I hung out with.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

10-17-2005, 05:16 AM	#1279 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I got fired today and told my dad I just misread my schedual and really had the day off. Edit: Yesterday [ October 17, 2005, 03:17 AM: Message edited by: Niger Angelus ]
	I enjoy knives and fire.

10-17-2005, 08:04 PM	#1281 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I've used a number of completely made up health problems in my family to get out of things. Shit, my brother told his ex that my mom has cancer so that he didn't have to go to dinner with her.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

10-17-2005, 08:43 PM	#1282 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	your mom does have cancer Wayne...we just didn't know how to tell you.......
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

10-17-2005, 09:08 PM	#1283 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Oh. I guess this was as good a way as any.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

09-21-2005, 02:20 PM	#1277 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	I listened to college radio last night.

10-17-2005, 06:55 PM	#1280 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	My Grandmother apparently had a minor stroke last week. She was in and out of the hospital for a few days. During that last week, I had a math test which I failed to be in attendance for. Tonight I have that math class again and I am going to turn the very minor stroke that she had into a major, life threatening stroke. Hopefully this will turn my unexscused absence into an exscusable one, and I will be able to make up the test. I feel kind of bad about using my Grandmother's unfortunate incident to correct my problems.

10-17-2005, 09:51 PM	#1284 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Steaming pile'o'jizz on a nun's tits.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

10-18-2005, 12:11 AM	#1285 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	So my teacher completely took a huge shit all over my exscuse and basically told me that I'm going to fail the class and I should talk to my advisor as to what I should do. Apparently she already turned in the mid-term grades or something and deficiency letters were sent out. I really don't know what the fuck she said since she's foregin and I couldn't understand a word she said. I do know that she told me that I had one of the best scores on the first test, and that I "was not very smart for not showing up to class." In other words, I was just called a dumbass by a stupid bitch teacher who can barely speak english. Oh, and speaking of this incident, I had a question that I hoped Nubblies could answer. Right now I'm only taking 12 credit hours. That is the minimum ammount to be considered a full time student. Now, for insurance reasons, I have to be a full time student or I'll get dropped off my parents plan. My question is, if I drop this class, bringing me down to 9 credit hours, will I get dropped from my parents insurance? At the beginning of the semester I was enrolled in 12, so I should be able to drop that class and be fine, right? Any feedback would be immensely appreciated. [ October 17, 2005, 10:14 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

10-18-2005, 01:09 AM	#1286 (permalink)
ItsPaff Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Bloomington Posts: 33 Internets: 10	I had sex with a Llama. and I like it.
	Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows

10-18-2005, 02:02 AM	#1287 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	I had sex with Paff's girlfriend (she's really easy when she's drunk).
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

10-18-2005, 02:26 AM	#1288 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Sweeet.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

10-18-2005, 03:56 AM	#1289 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	<Sigh...> Ok....Sometimes in the heat of passion I will masturbate and bust a nut on the towel beside my bed. Satisfied I'll step into the shower and wash all my troubles away. Problem is I occasionally forget to leave out an extra towel and well...Sometimes the jizz towel is used to dry off with. I never feel clean after those showers.

10-18-2005, 04:25 AM	#1290 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Use a sock man. Safer, because it will go in the hamper or on the floor with other dirty socks, and cuts down on possible over-shot.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

10-18-2005, 01:52 PM	#1291 (permalink)
ItsPaff Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Bloomington Posts: 33 Internets: 10	I had sex with DJ FC. (Hes easy all the time)
	Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows

10-18-2005, 03:01 PM	#1295 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Everyday I take my dog for a walk when i come home from work, for some reason, this smart dog likes to poop in a bush, which helps me because who sees poop in a bush? Not many people, so I don't pick it up. oh nad last night me and my new roommate (I think I told u guys about her) took the dog for the walk as usual, well I pretended I picked the poop up w/ the bag, walked over and threw the empty bag in the trash, well it was pouring rain yesterday (and today) so my girl Ashly is holding the leash waiting for me and I slip on the wet concrete, fall on my ass, and spilled my beer all over me, it was so funny I had to pop a squat right there.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

10-18-2005, 04:45 PM	#1296 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	uhm.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

10-18-2005, 05:56 PM	#1298 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Yeah seriously wtf mate?

10-18-2005, 05:56 PM	#1299 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	[img]graemlins/eminem.gif[/img]
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.