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Cocktooth · 01-28-2009, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by SittinOnDubsWGW

Chalk up another warning. 90 in a 65. He was on the side of the road. As soon as I saw him pull out, I just pulled over.

Dubs, you are simply amazing. Got pulled over today. I was pulled over before the cop got his car turned around. I gave him my license and registration before he even asked. He asked where I was going, and I said basketball practice. He goes aren't you a little old to be playing high school basketball, and he laughed. Gave me a warning, so I'm now 1-1 in your new technique! Thank you!

SittinOnDubsWGW · 01-29-2009, 05:03 PM

Damn, I'm awesome at getting warnings, 79 in a 65. Didn't have my wallet on me as I was an idiot and left it at the gfs.

I was in workout clothes, cop asked "Where are you goin' in such a hurry?"
"Just heading to the station, trying to get a little workout in before shift? Sorry about the speed, sir, wasn't paying much attention."
"So you're coming from Tucson, and you're going to workout down here?? That doesn't make sense."
"I live and work down here, sir. I was just in Tucson past couple of days."
"What do you do?"
"I'm an agent down here."
"Ahhh, OK. Heard you guys had a ride broken into this morning and a service shotgun stolen. Watch your 6 out there. Have a good one and try to slow it down a bit."
"Thanks appreciate it."

Repugnant Abomination · 01-29-2009, 11:07 PM

How the shit do you get pulled over so often?

SittinOnDubsWGW · 01-30-2009, 04:33 AM

I always drive at least ten over, normally 15-20ish. I am also constantly on the road.

Mr. Blonde · 02-05-2009, 12:32 AM

SCotD: I bought "saintskeletorsday.com" today. I'm probably going to put a basic site up tonight.

Ironic Mustache · 02-06-2009, 12:38 PM

I loathe the phrase "watch your six."

SittinOnDubsWGW · 02-06-2009, 09:42 PM

yeah, its pretty gay. I try not to incorporate work/tactical slang into my daily vocabulary outside of work. This is extremely common amongst military and law enforcement. I don't really know why.

Ugly Bastard · 02-06-2009, 11:47 PM

SittinOn, are we still on for my visiting Phoenix going out and Blonde's going away outting?

SittinOnDubsWGW · 02-07-2009, 09:39 AM

I put in for the days off. I've recently been sent to Tucson for a detail, the guys i work with right now said that the sups are pretty good about giving days off if requested.

I put in for having the nights of the 19-22 off.

DDTempest · 02-10-2009, 05:20 PM

I was just handed a $5200 a year paycut. I am probably going to lose my house!

Ugly Bastard · 02-10-2009, 05:23 PM

What do you even do?

Orgazmo · 02-10-2009, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DDTempest

I was just handed a $5200 a year paycut. I am probably going to lose my house!

Maybe I could hire you part time.

I was just thinking the other day how nice it'd be to always have taco bell waiting for me when I get home from work. Probably a crunchy taco and a cheesy gordita crunch.

What would that cost me?

Mr. Blonde · 02-10-2009, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DDTempest

I was just handed a $5200 a year paycut. I am probably going to lose my house!

Thats shitty dude. Sorry to hear that. I have it on good word you can get paid decent for teaching English overseas. Can't be worse than yours and mine's current job of doing customer service for the mentally retarded all day.

DDTempest · 02-10-2009, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

What do you even do?

I have been trying to figure that out all day. My house is "between projects" right now as I have an entire bedroom torn up waiting on more money so I can work on it, so the house isn't even in condition to sell at the moment, assuming someone is looking for a house like this right now. If I spend absolutely $0 a month outside of gas / cheap food I might break even. Basically I am slowly going to hemorrhage my savings over the next year until the inevitable foreclosure.

Also, they gave us four days notice, the new pay cycle begins Saturday.

Ugly Bastard · 02-10-2009, 07:22 PM

I meant what do you even do as a job.

Orgazmo · 02-10-2009, 07:27 PM

When did you buy the house? If after April '08 (I think), you qualify for a $7500 interest free loan.

DDTempest · 02-10-2009, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

I meant what do you even do as a job.

Assistant Manager at Walgreens, the pharmacy America trusts.

Quote:

When did you buy the house? If after April '08 (I think), you qualify for a $7500 interest free loan.

Ohhhh about October '07... right before they sweetened the deal on home buying.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-10-2009, 09:17 PM

At least you have lots of internets.

f3lix · 02-10-2009, 09:29 PM

I just looked up "aspergers" for the first time today.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-10-2009, 09:35 PM

you've been missing out

DDTempest · 02-10-2009, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

At least you have lots of internets.

What's the internets to $$$ exchange rate?

vaga1220 * · 02-10-2009, 09:46 PM

The highest it's been in over 60 years if I'm not mistaken.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-10-2009, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by DDTempest

What's the internets to $$$ exchange rate?

I think its about over 9000.

DDTempest · 02-10-2009, 10:09 PM

Well I came up with a plan: Out of options

ninjaface · 02-10-2009, 10:23 PM

Wow. This might even be worthy of one of those random "funny shit on the internet" websites. That being said, I feel as though I must help you in your quest.

Couple mistakes. I only point them out because they could perhaps turn away a prospective female:

Phase 2: Girlfriend Phase. "After saving my from..."

Phase 3: Engagement Phase. "Of course, at this point I will still be leaning on your financially..."

Phase 4: Marriage. "You'll no doubt have packed on about five pounds more than needed to make you unattractive and I will * undoubtedly mentioned..."

The asterisk in bold and italics is where you should probably add the word "have".

Phase 5: Divorce. "Ultimately you will receive a severance package up to and including the house you helped me keep from losing.."

Perhaps reword the last part as such: "including the house you helped keep me from losing"

Hopefully this helps.

02-06-2009, 12:38 PM	#1681 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I loathe the phrase "watch your six."
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

02-10-2009, 09:17 PM	#1693 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	At least you have lots of internets.
	#YOLO

02-10-2009, 09:35 PM	#1695 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	you've been missing out
	#YOLO

02-10-2009, 09:46 PM	#1697 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	The highest it's been in over 60 years if I'm not mistaken.
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

02-10-2009, 10:23 PM	#1700 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Wow. This might even be worthy of one of those random "funny shit on the internet" websites. That being said, I feel as though I must help you in your quest. Couple mistakes. I only point them out because they could perhaps turn away a prospective female: Phase 2: Girlfriend Phase. "After saving my from..." Phase 3: Engagement Phase. "Of course, at this point I will still be leaning on your financially..." Phase 4: Marriage. "You'll no doubt have packed on about five pounds more than needed to make you unattractive and I will * undoubtedly mentioned..." The asterisk in bold and italics is where you should probably add the word "have". Phase 5: Divorce. "Ultimately you will receive a severance package up to and including the house you helped me keep from losing.." Perhaps reword the last part as such: "including the house you helped keep me from losing" Hopefully this helps.
	Last edited by ninjaface; 02-10-2009 at 11:06 PM.

01-29-2009, 05:03 PM	#1677 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	Damn, I'm awesome at getting warnings, 79 in a 65. Didn't have my wallet on me as I was an idiot and left it at the gfs. I was in workout clothes, cop asked "Where are you goin' in such a hurry?" "Just heading to the station, trying to get a little workout in before shift? Sorry about the speed, sir, wasn't paying much attention." "So you're coming from Tucson, and you're going to workout down here?? That doesn't make sense." "I live and work down here, sir. I was just in Tucson past couple of days." "What do you do?" "I'm an agent down here." "Ahhh, OK. Heard you guys had a ride broken into this morning and a service shotgun stolen. Watch your 6 out there. Have a good one and try to slow it down a bit." "Thanks appreciate it."

01-29-2009, 11:07 PM	#1678 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	How the shit do you get pulled over so often?

01-30-2009, 04:33 AM	#1679 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	I always drive at least ten over, normally 15-20ish. I am also constantly on the road.

02-05-2009, 12:32 AM	#1680 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	SCotD: I bought "saintskeletorsday.com" today. I'm probably going to put a basic site up tonight.

02-06-2009, 09:42 PM	#1682 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	yeah, its pretty gay. I try not to incorporate work/tactical slang into my daily vocabulary outside of work. This is extremely common amongst military and law enforcement. I don't really know why.

02-06-2009, 11:47 PM	#1683 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	SittinOn, are we still on for my visiting Phoenix going out and Blonde's going away outting?

02-07-2009, 09:39 AM	#1684 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	I put in for the days off. I've recently been sent to Tucson for a detail, the guys i work with right now said that the sups are pretty good about giving days off if requested. I put in for having the nights of the 19-22 off.

02-10-2009, 05:23 PM	#1686 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	What do you even do?

02-10-2009, 07:22 PM	#1690 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I meant what do you even do as a job.

02-10-2009, 07:27 PM	#1691 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,724 Internets: 311447	When did you buy the house? If after April '08 (I think), you qualify for a $7500 interest free loan.

02-10-2009, 09:29 PM	#1694 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	I just looked up "aspergers" for the first time today.