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ur my bitch · 08-15-2005, 11:23 PM

Treat Bitches like Queens and Queens like Bitches. - - Some dude in a movie that told it like it is

Niger Angelus · 08-15-2005, 11:27 PM

Fight the munchies, you will soon pull through...

ur my bitch · 08-15-2005, 11:37 PM

nice try, but NO.

we need good advice. when you have the munchies, you need to get pizza. simple.

Carnivorous Flavor · 08-15-2005, 11:46 PM

or fries....or ice cream..or a gyro.....whateva..just feed.

ur my bitch · 08-15-2005, 11:48 PM

CF is correct.

The Gyro and Fries were the perfect combo for the munchies when we called it a night in Norwalk

AcTivE · 08-16-2005, 06:01 AM

don't start threads in categories they don't belong

MAGICLIT · 08-16-2005, 12:50 PM

that was a nice post by AcTivE.

ProfessorNumber · 08-16-2005, 08:07 PM

My advice of the day is as follows

"feel free to stereotype anyone, because stereotypes wouldn't exist if there wasn't some semblance of truth to them."

-PN

ur my bitch · 08-16-2005, 08:31 PM

My advice for all of you college nubblies guys.

DO NOT, DO NOT, DO NOT get married before you are 30. DO NOT marry your college girlfriend. DO NOT date only one bitch your whole college career and DO NOT have a serious gf during yuor senior year in college.

However, DO keep a couple of booty calls on your tip

theMerciless1 · 08-16-2005, 10:19 PM

greg have stinkfingered the correct

Orgazmo · 08-18-2005, 05:28 AM

Fuck girlfriends. They're unnecessary and shitty.

theMerciless1 · 08-18-2005, 12:46 PM

the absolute worst mistake i ever made was getting into a relationship my 1st year of college. it wasted 2 years so i had to stay for a total of 7.

MAGICLIT · 08-18-2005, 12:49 PM

Same goes for chicks, I've made a few mistakes in the relationship department, the biggest ones were actually having relationships at my young age.

AcTivE · 08-18-2005, 11:17 PM

Don't play in the street.

underwater · 08-19-2005, 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orgazmo:
Fuck girlfriends. They're unnecessary and shitty.

Whoa. What?

Advice of the Day: Watch TV in the bathtub. The water will make it get better reception.

ninjaface · 08-19-2005, 04:13 PM

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
- Magneto

ur my bitch · 08-19-2005, 07:12 PM

when you finally get a real job.....be smart on the political front. ALWAYS make sure your boss's boss thinks you are the man.

Mr. Blonde · 11-21-2008, 08:02 PM

AotD:

Hey, if you're thinking it might save time to put on your shoes and socks while you're taking a shit; don't. You'll just end up getting piss everywhere.

DDTempest · 11-21-2008, 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

AotD:

Hey, if you're thinking it might save time to put on your shoes and socks while you're taking a shit; don't. You'll just end up getting piss everywhere.

I never have this problem because I don't hold me penis with me feet when I pee.

Mr. Blonde · 11-21-2008, 11:13 PM

Yah but you gotta like lift your leg up to get the socks on and it just turns into a big mess. Trust me on this one buddy.

ninjaface · 11-21-2008, 11:18 PM

Fuck you. You were just being careless and reckless. I'll try it next time I have to piss and prove you wrong.

Mr. Blonde · 11-21-2008, 11:21 PM

You piss sitting down? Faggot.

ninjaface · 11-21-2008, 11:33 PM

It seems you struggle with context clues. Let me help you. When I said "I'll try it next time I have to piss", I meant I'd sit down, piss, and try to put on socks and shoes. For the purposes of science, I'd say this is hardly faggotry.

And you know.. the more I think about what you said, the more I think you really were being careless and reckless. I don't know about you, but when I take a shit I'm not pissing the whole time. I typically piss at the beginning and then perhaps some intermittent surges throughout the duration. That being said, you must have tried to put on your socks and shoes right at the beginning of the shit. And that is just stupid.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 11-21-2008, 11:35 PM

Blonde, what did you score on the verbal SATs?

Mr. Blonde · 11-21-2008, 11:52 PM

A lot better than my math, thats for sure.

08-15-2005, 11:27 PM	#2 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Fight the munchies, you will soon pull through...
	I enjoy knives and fire.

08-15-2005, 11:46 PM	#4 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	or fries....or ice cream..or a gyro.....whateva..just feed.
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

08-16-2005, 06:01 AM	#6 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	don't start threads in categories they don't belong
	___________________ 3:o) horned creatures...wat wat ___________________

08-16-2005, 12:50 PM	#7 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	that was a nice post by AcTivE.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

08-16-2005, 08:07 PM	#8 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	My advice of the day is as follows "feel free to stereotype anyone, because stereotypes wouldn't exist if there wasn't some semblance of truth to them." -PN
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

08-15-2005, 11:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
ur my bitch Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NY Posts: 540 Internets: 406	Treat Bitches like Queens and Queens like Bitches. - - Some dude in a movie that told it like it is

08-15-2005, 11:37 PM	#3 (permalink)
ur my bitch Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NY Posts: 540 Internets: 406	nice try, but NO. we need good advice. when you have the munchies, you need to get pizza. simple.

08-15-2005, 11:48 PM	#5 (permalink)
ur my bitch Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NY Posts: 540 Internets: 406	CF is correct. The Gyro and Fries were the perfect combo for the munchies when we called it a night in Norwalk

08-16-2005, 08:31 PM	#9 (permalink)
ur my bitch Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NY Posts: 540 Internets: 406	My advice for all of you college nubblies guys. DO NOT, DO NOT, DO NOT get married before you are 30. DO NOT marry your college girlfriend. DO NOT date only one bitch your whole college career and DO NOT have a serious gf during yuor senior year in college. However, DO keep a couple of booty calls on your tip

08-16-2005, 10:19 PM	#10 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	greg have stinkfingered the correct
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

08-18-2005, 05:28 AM	#11 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,668 Internets: 305662	Fuck girlfriends. They're unnecessary and shitty.

08-18-2005, 12:46 PM	#12 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	the absolute worst mistake i ever made was getting into a relationship my 1st year of college. it wasted 2 years so i had to stay for a total of 7.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

08-18-2005, 12:49 PM	#13 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Same goes for chicks, I've made a few mistakes in the relationship department, the biggest ones were actually having relationships at my young age.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

08-18-2005, 11:17 PM	#14 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	Don't play in the street.
	___________________ 3:o) horned creatures...wat wat ___________________

08-19-2005, 04:13 PM	#16 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Magneto

11-21-2008, 11:21 PM	#22 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	You piss sitting down? Faggot.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

11-21-2008, 11:52 PM	#25 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	A lot better than my math, thats for sure.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

08-19-2005, 07:12 PM	#17 (permalink)
ur my bitch Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NY Posts: 540 Internets: 406	when you finally get a real job.....be smart on the political front. ALWAYS make sure your boss's boss thinks you are the man.

11-21-2008, 08:02 PM	#18 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	AotD: Hey, if you're thinking it might save time to put on your shoes and socks while you're taking a shit; don't. You'll just end up getting piss everywhere.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

11-21-2008, 11:13 PM	#20 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Yah but you gotta like lift your leg up to get the socks on and it just turns into a big mess. Trust me on this one buddy.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

11-21-2008, 11:18 PM	#21 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Fuck you. You were just being careless and reckless. I'll try it next time I have to piss and prove you wrong.

11-21-2008, 11:33 PM	#23 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	It seems you struggle with context clues. Let me help you. When I said "I'll try it next time I have to piss", I meant I'd sit down, piss, and try to put on socks and shoes. For the purposes of science, I'd say this is hardly faggotry. And you know.. the more I think about what you said, the more I think you really were being careless and reckless. I don't know about you, but when I take a shit I'm not pissing the whole time. I typically piss at the beginning and then perhaps some intermittent surges throughout the duration. That being said, you must have tried to put on your socks and shoes right at the beginning of the shit. And that is just stupid.

11-21-2008, 11:35 PM	#24 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Blonde, what did you score on the verbal SATs?
	#YOLO