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Christ · 11-12-2005, 07:56 AM

It's me.

[ November 12, 2005, 05:24 AM: Message edited by: Christ ]

malice · 11-12-2005, 01:04 PM

Hello Jesus!!!!

Ironic Mustache · 11-12-2005, 03:02 PM

Please tell me there's more to this.

Jesus Chrystler · 11-12-2005, 03:05 PM

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Originally posted by malice:
Hello Jesus!!!!

Hi.

Repugnant Abomination · 11-12-2005, 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by Ironic Mustache:
Please tell me there's more to this.

God just spoke to you and you want more?

Christ · 11-12-2005, 05:37 PM

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Originally posted by Ironic Mustache:
Please tell me there's more to this.

There is.

I am here to answer your questions.

Beebs · 11-12-2005, 06:23 PM

Why are you giving the shocker in your avatar?

Lucy Fur · 11-12-2005, 07:07 PM

ooohh.. good eye, beebs

ninjaface · 11-13-2005, 02:03 AM

Dear X,

what the hell are those little plastic tips on shoelaces called?

ninjaface

Repugnant Abomination · 11-13-2005, 02:23 AM

Dear Mr. Jesus....

Why is it that some beer bottle caps twist off and others you need a bottle opener? Who makes this decision and why?

Beebs · 11-13-2005, 06:38 AM

To answer my own question since jesus is too lazy, its a common scene amongst greek orthodox artwork.

angry pancake · 11-13-2005, 04:13 PM

Hey jesus. Why is it that all the dudes who mow lawns and pour concrete are named after you?

Christ · 11-13-2005, 09:59 PM

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Originally posted by Beebs:
To answer my own question since jesus is too lazy.

It's the day of rest.

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Originally posted by ninjaface:
what the hell are those little plastic tips on shoelaces called?

Aglets.

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Originally posted by Repugnant Abomination:
Why is it that some beer bottle caps twist off and others you need a bottle opener? Who makes this decision and why?

Twist-off bottle caps did not appear until the 1960's. Higher end beers tend to maintain the traditional beer bottle, whereas more common beers have switched to the new twist-off method.

Christ · 11-13-2005, 10:02 PM

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Originally posted by angry pancake:
Hey jesus. Why is it that all the dudes who mow lawns and pour concrete are named after you?

A common misconception.

"Jesus," pronounced "HAY-SOOS," is a popular name among Spanish speakers, and a person with the name "Jesus," may or may not actually be named after me.

Christ · 11-13-2005, 10:18 PM

I can answer other questions.

malice · 11-13-2005, 11:25 PM

Why did Mel Gibson make a 3 hour snuff film about your crusifiction?

Christ · 11-14-2005, 12:07 AM

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Originally posted by malice:
Why did Mel Gibson make a 3 hour snuff film about your crusifiction?

Because I told him it would be a smash hit.

Lungo · 11-14-2005, 12:56 AM

Do you prefer to be called Yahowshuwa or Iesous?

Lungo · 11-14-2005, 12:57 AM

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Originally posted by Lungo:
Do you prefer to be called Yahowshuwa or Iesous?

and read my signature before answering that one.

jbonham · 11-14-2005, 01:03 AM

Why did someone I crucify on friday rise and place 3rd?

Christ · 11-14-2005, 01:22 AM

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Originally posted by Lungo:
Do you prefer to be called Yahowshuwa or Iesous?

I am called by many names, and I like them all equally. (Except 'Jesus-Weesus' my mom would never stop calling me that as a kid and I would be terribly embarrassed)

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Originally posted by jbonham:
Why did someone I crucify on friday rise and place 3rd?

Could you please clarify your question.

jbonham · 11-14-2005, 01:38 AM

If you know all then you should answer all. I crucified a man on friday on an Iron Cross, yet he still placed 3rd.

(yes i am bitching that someone i beat placed when i didn't this weekend)

Christ · 11-14-2005, 01:44 AM

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Originally posted by jbonham:
If you know all then you should answer all. I crucified a man on friday on an Iron Cross, yet he still placed 3rd.

(yes i am bitching that someone i beat placed when i didn't this weekend)

That blows.

jbonham · 11-14-2005, 01:51 AM

you are not a very good christ

Christ · 11-14-2005, 02:34 AM

But I'm probably the best there is.

11-12-2005, 07:56 AM	#1 (permalink)
Christ Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Heaven Posts: 15 Internets: 10	It's me. [ November 12, 2005, 05:24 AM: Message edited by: Christ ]
	I am your Lord and Savior.

11-12-2005, 03:02 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Please tell me there's more to this.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

11-12-2005, 07:07 PM	#8 (permalink)
Lucy Fur Empress Magnificent Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 825 Internets: 349	ooohh.. good eye, beebs
	I am chaos. It is my destiny to destroy.

11-13-2005, 10:18 PM	#15 (permalink)
Christ Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Heaven Posts: 15 Internets: 10	I can answer other questions.
	I am your Lord and Savior.

11-14-2005, 12:56 AM	#18 (permalink)
Lungo Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Wasilla, Alaska Posts: 126 Internets: 150	Do you prefer to be called Yahowshuwa or Iesous?
	"What's the matter, kid? Don't ya like clowns? Don't we make ya laugh? Aren't we fuckin' funny? You best come up with an answer, cos I'm gonna come back here and check on you and your momma and if you ain't got a reason why you hate clowns, I'm gonna kill your whole fucking family."

11-12-2005, 01:04 PM	#2 (permalink)
malice Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Bustleton Ave. Philadelphia, PA. Posts: 648 Internets: 10	Hello Jesus!!!!

11-12-2005, 06:23 PM	#7 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Why are you giving the shocker in your avatar?

11-13-2005, 02:03 AM	#9 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Dear X, what the hell are those little plastic tips on shoelaces called? ninjaface

11-13-2005, 02:23 AM	#10 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Dear Mr. Jesus.... Why is it that some beer bottle caps twist off and others you need a bottle opener? Who makes this decision and why?

11-13-2005, 06:38 AM	#11 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	To answer my own question since jesus is too lazy, its a common scene amongst greek orthodox artwork.

11-13-2005, 11:25 PM	#16 (permalink)
malice Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Bustleton Ave. Philadelphia, PA. Posts: 648 Internets: 10	Why did Mel Gibson make a 3 hour snuff film about your crusifiction?

11-14-2005, 01:03 AM	#20 (permalink)
jbonham Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 114 Internets: 10	Why did someone I crucify on friday rise and place 3rd?

11-14-2005, 01:38 AM	#22 (permalink)
jbonham Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 114 Internets: 10	If you know all then you should answer all. I crucified a man on friday on an Iron Cross, yet he still placed 3rd. (yes i am bitching that someone i beat placed when i didn't this weekend)

11-14-2005, 01:51 AM	#24 (permalink)
jbonham Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 114 Internets: 10	you are not a very good christ

11-14-2005, 02:34 AM	#25 (permalink)
Christ Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Heaven Posts: 15 Internets: 10	But I'm probably the best there is.
	I am your Lord and Savior.