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Saint DH · 07-01-2011, 11:41 AM

Nah. As it turns out, and EBT scan checks all your shit out from your shoulders to your waist. It can detect even the smallest nodules that would not show up in a chest x-ray.

My heart races because the adrenaline receptors in my heart are much more sensitive to adrenaline than a normal heart. My father has it and his father before him. It is why I am here today, but today I have little use for it.

Orgazmo · 07-01-2011, 11:58 AM

What about the father before your father's father? Did he have it? And his?

Beebs · 07-01-2011, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

What about the father before your father's father? Did he have it? And his?

Did your postman have the same condition?

Saint DH · 07-01-2011, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

What about the father before your father's father? Did he have it? And his?

Although I know you're mocking me, the answer is yes, it likely dates back to my earliest ancestors. That's why I said it is why I am here today. The sensitivity to adrenaline allowed my ancestors to survive.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 07-01-2011, 08:16 PM

Why are people without super human adrenaline sensors here today?

Mr. Blonde · 07-01-2011, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

The sensitivity to adrenaline allowed my ancestors to survive.

AWwwwww! He wants to feel special!

Saint DH · 07-02-2011, 10:41 AM

Blonde, I love how you think I want to feel special. I think it's your wanting to feel special projected outward (and with hostility) at those you think are special. I'm flattered that you think I'm special, but unfortunately I'm not. There are a shit fuck ton of different beta-blockers out there. Do you think that's because I'm special? Or maybe it's because there are lots of people who have the same thing.

Mr. Blonde · 07-02-2011, 07:03 PM

DDTempest · 07-03-2011, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

My heart races because the adrenaline receptors in my heart are much more sensitive to adrenaline than a normal heart. My father has it and his father before him. It is why I am here today, but today I have little use for it.

Too bad your ancestors didn't develop more intelligence ... they could have used that to survive instead of adrenaline.

Saint DH · 07-03-2011, 11:47 PM

Too bad your ancestors didn't develop more intelligence instead of fucking each other in the assholes to survive.

Intelligence will do you very little good when trying to outrun a bear.

Mr. Blonde · 07-04-2011, 01:10 AM

Dude what in the fuck are you talking about?

DDTempest · 07-04-2011, 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

Too bad your ancestors didn't develop more intelligence instead of fucking each other in the assholes to survive.

Intelligence will do you very little good when trying to outrun a bear.

First: stop getting all hyped up on adrenaline before you post.
Second: Intelligence lets my ancestors figure out how to craft a spear to stab a bear ... have fun running Captain Adreno.

thekremlin · 07-04-2011, 08:20 AM

I've been hopped up on adrenaline all day. I FEEL FUCKING GREAT! Danger's all like, "hey kremlin, sup?" and I'm all like "FUCK YOU DANGER RAAAAAOR!"

f3lix · 07-04-2011, 08:59 AM

Intelligence will give you BEAR-BLASTING

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 07-04-2011, 10:49 AM

It's not very safe to try to race against bears.

thekremlin · 07-04-2011, 10:50 AM

Or bulls. Still doing it, this friday. H3lp me, adrenaline.

Saint DH · 07-04-2011, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DDTempest

First: stop getting all hyped up on adrenaline before you post.
Second: Intelligence lets my ancestors figure out how to craft a spear to stab a bear ... have fun running Captain Adreno.

I was speaking of marginal increases in intelligence.

It's become pretty obvious that you faggots have a very poor understanding as to what I'm talking about. You've taken something that is a medical problem and turned it into a joke. Do you realize that I have to take a pill everyday to keep my heart from pounding in my chest? The elitism on this board is becoming nauseating. You all think you're so smart. Everyone is a know it all. It's pathetic.

f3lix · 07-04-2011, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

Everyone is a know it all.

know-it-all

Orgazmo · 07-04-2011, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

I was speaking of marginal increases in intelligence.

It's become pretty obvious that you faggots have a very poor understanding as to what I'm talking about. You've taken something that is a medical problem and turned it into a joke. Do you realize that I have to take a pill everyday to keep my heart from pounding in my chest? The elitism on this board is becoming nauseating. You all think you're so smart. Everyone is a know it all. It's pathetic.

And f3lix has to have his asshole penetrated with a camera every other Thursday until he's 40, at which time it will become every Thursday.

And Kremlin has to wear a bag of gold around his neck until the end of time or he won't be allowed into Jew Heaven.

And Blonde...well you know Blonde.

The point is that we all have problems. And we all understand your adrenaline/heart problem. And we're all happy that it's under control now. That doesn't mean we won't make some jokes, though. This is Nubblies for fuck sake. It's what happens here.

angry pancake · 07-04-2011, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

I Everyone is a know it all. It's pathetic.

When you live to be as old as AP or URmybitch, you do know everything. I may not have invented fire, but I did predict it.

DDTempest · 07-04-2011, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

I was speaking of marginal increases in intelligence.

It's become pretty obvious that you faggots have a very poor understanding as to what I'm talking about. You've taken something that is a medical problem and turned it into a joke. Do you realize that I have to take a pill everyday to keep my heart from pounding in my chest? .

What medical risks does your heart racing pose? We aren't feeling sympathy partly because we are assholes, but also because you expect us to care about a medical condition that as far as we have been lead to believe is just annoying.

Also, lets stop being dramatic about "HAVING TO TAKE A PILL EVERY DAY!!!" Like its a huge fucking deal ... I have to put on underwear every day, you don't hear me complaining about it.

Also: this is the thread for HYPOCHONDRIACS
How seriously are we supposed to take this shit?

Saint DH · 07-04-2011, 09:06 PM

If I'm ever diagnosed with a life-threatening disease, I'm going to take you down with me, Tempest.

Now it's pretty fucking serious, eh?

thekremlin · 07-05-2011, 03:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

And Kremlin has to wear a bag of gold around his neck until the end of time or he won't be allowed into Jew Heaven.

Shows what you know. ALL Jews go to heaven*

*It is a total coincidence that yes, all Jews wear bags of gold around their necks.

DDTempest · 07-05-2011, 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

If I'm ever diagnosed with a life-threatening disease, I'm going to take you down with me, Tempest.

Now it's pretty fucking serious, eh?

You will do no such thing, you know I'm coming from a place of love.

Saint DH · 01-22-2012, 07:27 PM

I'm really fucking sick.

Head/face ache due to sinus pressure. Stuffy/runny nose like a mother fucker. Weak as a two year old girl. And I sneeze, a lot.

It's basically the exact same cold I had last spring. What bothers me, as it did last spring, is that I sneeze so hard I get terrible pain in my chest, through my shoulders, and down my arms. While the severity of the pain diminishes within a minute, the pain lingers for an hour or so. I've never experienced this until last spring and it's a bit worrisome. Probably no big deal, but I might be dying.

07-01-2011, 08:16 PM	#80 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	Why are people without super human adrenaline sensors here today?
	#YOLO

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THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	It's not very safe to try to race against bears.
	#YOLO

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07-01-2011, 11:41 AM	#76 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,149 Internets: 284753	Nah. As it turns out, and EBT scan checks all your shit out from your shoulders to your waist. It can detect even the smallest nodules that would not show up in a chest x-ray. My heart races because the adrenaline receptors in my heart are much more sensitive to adrenaline than a normal heart. My father has it and his father before him. It is why I am here today, but today I have little use for it.

07-01-2011, 11:58 AM	#77 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	What about the father before your father's father? Did he have it? And his?

07-02-2011, 10:41 AM	#82 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,149 Internets: 284753	Blonde, I love how you think I want to feel special. I think it's your wanting to feel special projected outward (and with hostility) at those you think are special. I'm flattered that you think I'm special, but unfortunately I'm not. There are a shit fuck ton of different beta-blockers out there. Do you think that's because I'm special? Or maybe it's because there are lots of people who have the same thing.

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07-03-2011, 11:47 PM	#85 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,149 Internets: 284753	Too bad your ancestors didn't develop more intelligence instead of fucking each other in the assholes to survive. Intelligence will do you very little good when trying to outrun a bear.

07-04-2011, 01:10 AM	#86 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Dude what in the fuck are you talking about?

07-04-2011, 08:20 AM	#88 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	I've been hopped up on adrenaline all day. I FEEL FUCKING GREAT! Danger's all like, "hey kremlin, sup?" and I'm all like "FUCK YOU DANGER RAAAAAOR!"

07-04-2011, 08:59 AM	#89 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Intelligence will give you BEAR-BLASTING

07-04-2011, 10:50 AM	#91 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	Or bulls. Still doing it, this friday. H3lp me, adrenaline.

07-04-2011, 09:06 PM	#97 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,149 Internets: 284753	If I'm ever diagnosed with a life-threatening disease, I'm going to take you down with me, Tempest. Now it's pretty fucking serious, eh?

01-22-2012, 07:27 PM	#100 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,149 Internets: 284753	I'm really fucking sick. Head/face ache due to sinus pressure. Stuffy/runny nose like a mother fucker. Weak as a two year old girl. And I sneeze, a lot. It's basically the exact same cold I had last spring. What bothers me, as it did last spring, is that I sneeze so hard I get terrible pain in my chest, through my shoulders, and down my arms. While the severity of the pain diminishes within a minute, the pain lingers for an hour or so. I've never experienced this until last spring and it's a bit worrisome. Probably no big deal, but I might be dying.