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Calamity Jane · 04-20-2004, 08:20 PM

ok, here's a hypothetical situation.
suppose you were sitting on the toilet, alone in the bathroom. as you take a huge stinky dump, people start to walk in. let's say you're in a hurry to get to your next class. what do you do? face the potentially embarassing situation, and walk right out, or wait til they all go away and be late to class?

Schroeder · 04-20-2004, 08:57 PM

Definitely walk out, and then tell them that it was you.

I don't know what a lady should do, though.

StabMaster Arson · 04-21-2004, 02:51 AM

I would make sounds like I'm masturbating, carefully pick up the brown baby, wrap it in toilet paper, throw it in my bag, and head to class. This way, the other people in the bathroom just think that you were rubbin one out real quick instead of shitting, the lack of flush and no floaters in the bowl equals no possible shit... they'll either think that you have horrible gas or the smell was created prior to your entry, either way no one will accuse you of normal human functions.

Super Nintendo · 04-21-2004, 03:48 AM

1. Crawl under the stall to the one next to you.

2. Walk out as if you had been in there all along.

3. Comment to passersby that you "can't believe one person can make all that stink!"

4. Wash hands, leave bathroom.

39. Come back to stall later with camera and take picture of the sweet load you dropped.

Alpha · 04-21-2004, 08:31 AM

Does anyone know why the school actually took away the swinging doors on most all of our stalls in the mens' restrooms?

Niger Angelus · 04-21-2004, 11:02 AM

Detur drug use, and so the administrators can bend you over more easily in one. There isn't enough room with the door closed, so I hear.

Nathan · 06-24-2004, 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alpha:
Does anyone know why the school actually took away the swinging doors on most all of our stalls in the mens' restrooms?

Dude they did that in our old school too, that pissed me off.

This reminds me, in our old school we had a poopatraitor aka the poop bandit. Thats right a poopatraitor here in milan high school. The poopatraitor used to shit in the bathroom, and smear it all over the walls. It happened about 10 different times.

In attempt to find the poopatraitor, they forced all the men to use the same bathroom in the school, so they could inspect it after we came out.

Im not quite sure if they caught him in action, but they finally caught the poopatraitor. Shortly after, he was expelled from milan high school. However, he will always be with us here at milan high school deep within the grooves of the walls in the men's bathrooms.

[ June 24, 2004, 01:29 AM: Message edited by: Nathan ]

04-21-2004, 02:51 AM	#3 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	I would make sounds like I'm masturbating, carefully pick up the brown baby, wrap it in toilet paper, throw it in my bag, and head to class. This way, the other people in the bathroom just think that you were rubbin one out real quick instead of shitting, the lack of flush and no floaters in the bowl equals no possible shit... they'll either think that you have horrible gas or the smell was created prior to your entry, either way no one will accuse you of normal human functions.
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04-21-2004, 08:31 AM	#5 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	Does anyone know why the school actually took away the swinging doors on most all of our stalls in the mens' restrooms?
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04-21-2004, 11:02 AM	#6 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Detur drug use, and so the administrators can bend you over more easily in one. There isn't enough room with the door closed, so I hear.
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04-20-2004, 08:20 PM	#1 (permalink)
Calamity Jane Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 309 Internets: 10	ok, here's a hypothetical situation. suppose you were sitting on the toilet, alone in the bathroom. as you take a huge stinky dump, people start to walk in. let's say you're in a hurry to get to your next class. what do you do? face the potentially embarassing situation, and walk right out, or wait til they all go away and be late to class?

04-20-2004, 08:57 PM	#2 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	Definitely walk out, and then tell them that it was you. I don't know what a lady should do, though.

04-21-2004, 03:48 AM	#4 (permalink)
Super Nintendo Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Elkhart/Bloomington Posts: 200 Internets: 10	1. Crawl under the stall to the one next to you. 2. Walk out as if you had been in there all along. 3. Comment to passersby that you "can't believe one person can make all that stink!" 4. Wash hands, leave bathroom. 39. Come back to stall later with camera and take picture of the sweet load you dropped.