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malibu · 08-16-2003, 05:22 PM

I'd like to say that if you read this post before, I didn't make it. I did receive a phone call which was a little disturbing. I don't know who put my number on here either. But no, there are no back to school blowjobs, at least not from me, and this offer was a complete fraud because I didn't make it.

[ August 16, 2003, 03:55 PM: Message edited by: malibu ]

Pliedes · 08-16-2003, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by malibu:
I am feeling a bit horny nowadays and i figure before school starts I should maybe get a few more "statistics" under my belt so I can brag to all my friends about the number of guys i've done stuff with this summer. If any Nubblies members are interested please give me a call at my house (268-1489), or PM me if you are a bit shy. Female members are also welcome though I'd rather have a guy, but hey maybe we could hook up both? I love you all!

I just got off the phone with said "malibu"; I called at 3:23, one minute after the offer had been made.

Much to my dismay, the said offer had either expired, or it was a fraud.

Hopefully it wasn't, and I get a rain-check. *wink wink*

tonguegina · 08-16-2003, 05:32 PM

I found it quite humorous and unbelieveable as well. I figued you and Titan were just going on a rampage. Maybe you found everyone's passwords or something. Security Breach! Security Breach!

Titan · 08-16-2003, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tonguegina:
Maybe you found everyone's passwords or something.

Perhaps... *cue "Twighlight Zone" theme*

[ August 16, 2003, 03:35 PM: Message edited by: Titan ]

Combat Chuck · 08-18-2003, 05:21 PM

Or you could cue the 'Twilight Zone' theme.

OW! Geez, put the bat away man....SHIT!...damn, that one's gonna brui--FUCK!

Titan · 08-19-2003, 02:30 AM

Chuck, I've had a lot of insults in my life, sadly enough... but that one takes the cake. And of course by "takes the cake" I mean wasted my time the most.

silver and cold · 08-19-2003, 06:10 PM

Well, sorry you poor kids cant get any, but theres plenty of dumb whores at WCHS, just pick a random chick, and 75% chance, you'll be cured soon!

Pliedes · 08-19-2003, 10:09 PM

I'm sure 75% of the girls at WCHS would love to hear you say that in person.

the_butcher · 08-19-2003, 10:19 PM

Ahh...lots of whores? Absolutely.
Mostly freshmen? Of course.
Are they experienced? For sure.

As you can see, your chances of getting some from a new freshmen are VERY likely. However, please keep in mind this freshmen class is the "year of the porno". Yes, I'm talking about the infamous "Edgewood Porno". A lot of the girls have STD's, which, while fun sometimes, are really just a drag. So be on the lookout...

ProfessorNumber · 08-19-2003, 10:43 PM

Hahahaha. Thats great butcher.

And I heard from some parent that there are something like 29 freshmen girls with std's. However, I kind of doubt that, or perhaps I'm taking it out of context. Either way, there are quite a few nasy skanks.

Dr. Seuss · 08-19-2003, 10:48 PM

What the fuck was the whole 'year of the porno' thing about. I'm assuming you're talking about the old freshman class seeing how I've heard people say a lot of this, but I still have no idea what they're talking about. I guess I must live in a box or something, because if it was the old freshman class then that means that not only am I the same age as them but also went to the same school.

the_butcher · 08-19-2003, 10:58 PM

It's the freshmen this year. They made a porno with a bunch of the hillbilly skanks and they all have STD's now. You do live in a box.

Dr. Seuss · 08-19-2003, 11:00 PM

Then that would explain why I have no idea what is going on. Damn box. I'm not all that surprised, though. Warsaw seems to have its fair share of skanks and hillbillies.

the_butcher · 08-19-2003, 11:04 PM

*coughcoughyourselfincludedcoughcough

Dr. Seuss · 08-19-2003, 11:10 PM

I'm a skank? Awesome. I don't think I could qualify being as a skank, though. Maybe I should try harder.

I'm not sure about hillbilly, though. I'm not sure what exactly would qualify me as a hillbilly. Maybe I'll go buy my parents a confederate flag license plate, get them to trade their car in for a broken down truck, and then procede to live in the truck for a few years.

the_butcher · 08-19-2003, 11:12 PM

See? You know more about it than you thought.

Alpha · 08-20-2003, 12:22 AM

I still want my copy of the Edgewood Porno back from you Butcher.

As to the part about the gorwing number of STD cases in our school, fuck it. I've been mening to stock up on mine so i can distribute them around to the nasty disease-free skanks.

the_butcher · 08-20-2003, 01:24 AM

Oh yes, my bad. I'll get that back to you when I'm done making 2000 copies...one for each person in the school.

08-16-2003, 05:22 PM	#1 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	I'd like to say that if you read this post before, I didn't make it. I did receive a phone call which was a little disturbing. I don't know who put my number on here either. But no, there are no back to school blowjobs, at least not from me, and this offer was a complete fraud because I didn't make it. [ August 16, 2003, 03:55 PM: Message edited by: malibu ]
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

08-19-2003, 02:30 AM	#6 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Chuck, I've had a lot of insults in my life, sadly enough... but that one takes the cake. And of course by "takes the cake" I mean wasted my time the most.
	I do what the fuck I want.

08-19-2003, 06:10 PM	#7 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	Well, sorry you poor kids cant get any, but theres plenty of dumb whores at WCHS, just pick a random chick, and 75% chance, you'll be cured soon!
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

08-19-2003, 10:19 PM	#9 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	Ahh...lots of whores? Absolutely. Mostly freshmen? Of course. Are they experienced? For sure. As you can see, your chances of getting some from a new freshmen are VERY likely. However, please keep in mind this freshmen class is the "year of the porno". Yes, I'm talking about the infamous "Edgewood Porno". A lot of the girls have STD's, which, while fun sometimes, are really just a drag. So be on the lookout...
	\| bite the bullet and swallow lead \|

08-19-2003, 10:43 PM	#10 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	Hahahaha. Thats great butcher. And I heard from some parent that there are something like 29 freshmen girls with std's. However, I kind of doubt that, or perhaps I'm taking it out of context. Either way, there are quite a few nasy skanks.
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

08-16-2003, 05:32 PM	#3 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	I found it quite humorous and unbelieveable as well. I figued you and Titan were just going on a rampage. Maybe you found everyone's passwords or something. Security Breach! Security Breach!

08-18-2003, 05:21 PM	#5 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Or you could cue the 'Twilight Zone' theme. OW! Geez, put the bat away man....SHIT!...damn, that one's gonna brui--FUCK!

08-19-2003, 10:09 PM	#8 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	I'm sure 75% of the girls at WCHS would love to hear you say that in person.

08-19-2003, 10:48 PM	#11 (permalink)
Dr. Seuss Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: OMGWTF!!111 Posts: 196 Internets: 10	What the fuck was the whole 'year of the porno' thing about. I'm assuming you're talking about the old freshman class seeing how I've heard people say a lot of this, but I still have no idea what they're talking about. I guess I must live in a box or something, because if it was the old freshman class then that means that not only am I the same age as them but also went to the same school.
	"When will humans realize that all races are equally inferior to robots?" - Bender

08-19-2003, 10:58 PM	#12 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	It's the freshmen this year. They made a porno with a bunch of the hillbilly skanks and they all have STD's now. You do live in a box.
	\| bite the bullet and swallow lead \|

08-19-2003, 11:00 PM	#13 (permalink)
Dr. Seuss Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: OMGWTF!!111 Posts: 196 Internets: 10	Then that would explain why I have no idea what is going on. Damn box. I'm not all that surprised, though. Warsaw seems to have its fair share of skanks and hillbillies.
	"When will humans realize that all races are equally inferior to robots?" - Bender

08-19-2003, 11:04 PM	#14 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	*coughcoughyourselfincludedcoughcough
	\| bite the bullet and swallow lead \|

08-19-2003, 11:10 PM	#15 (permalink)
Dr. Seuss Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: OMGWTF!!111 Posts: 196 Internets: 10	I'm a skank? Awesome. I don't think I could qualify being as a skank, though. Maybe I should try harder. I'm not sure about hillbilly, though. I'm not sure what exactly would qualify me as a hillbilly. Maybe I'll go buy my parents a confederate flag license plate, get them to trade their car in for a broken down truck, and then procede to live in the truck for a few years.
	"When will humans realize that all races are equally inferior to robots?" - Bender

08-19-2003, 11:12 PM	#16 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	See? You know more about it than you thought.
	\| bite the bullet and swallow lead \|

08-20-2003, 12:22 AM	#17 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	I still want my copy of the Edgewood Porno back from you Butcher. As to the part about the gorwing number of STD cases in our school, fuck it. I've been mening to stock up on mine so i can distribute them around to the nasty disease-free skanks.
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

08-20-2003, 01:24 AM	#18 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	Oh yes, my bad. I'll get that back to you when I'm done making 2000 copies...one for each person in the school.
	\| bite the bullet and swallow lead \|