Shoplifting (C'mon, we've all done it. ...we just don't want to go to hell for it.) - Page 2 - Nubblies.net Forums

BigDongedHoe · 10-24-2002, 12:49 AM

Ugly as much as I hate to say it but that last post was really weak. I give that a 3 or 4...not up to your capability at all, i'm not impressed sir.

Ugly Bastard · 10-24-2002, 01:14 AM

Eh, you're right. But the one before that was dominant. I just couldn't think of anything to say on that last one, I was burnt out. I guess you'll have that though.

BigDongedHoe · 10-24-2002, 01:18 AM

It's understandable, my tanks has been running on empty sometimes as well and I have lacked the natural energy to post a good message at times. I probably have posted much worse ones than this...trust me on that my friend

:::BDH:::

Constance · 08-30-2003, 10:24 AM

I won't deny the fact, I KNOW the aol discs are free, but I just feel wrong taking like 50 of them. I mean I don't need 50, but I take them like I'm stealing them. I think when you go over the 10 disc mark it's stealing.

ninja_master · 08-30-2003, 01:48 PM

I also have stolen a few things in my lifetime.....Around a 1000 dollars in one day.....I'm glad I didn't get caught, and if I believed in a lord....I'd thank him.....But, I don't plan on doing it again.....I agree with BDH, and Ugly Bastard when they say it's a drug, it is.....When you know you can get away with it, it makes you want to do it that much more.....

Fruitacious B · 08-30-2003, 07:22 PM

Don't steal, it fucks you over, I know....sorta.

Nathan · 08-31-2003, 06:46 PM

I can honestly say ive never stolen anything.

fat_retard · 08-31-2003, 07:23 PM

I've stolen small things from people, but never anything from a store, unless you count that Minivan.

long-since-forgotten · 09-01-2003, 01:45 AM

Would you count "Dine and Dash" as stealing?

If so...I stole I think a 10 dollar meal from steak and shake..ahhh...those were the good times.

[ August 31, 2003, 11:47 PM: Message edited by: long-since-forgotten ]

the_butcher · 09-01-2003, 02:22 AM

Fruit is totally right. Stealing man...it fucks with your mind. You get such a buzz off of it.

In other things, I totally remember that night at S&S. I didn't pay either, but that's because I didn't buy anything. So fuck you LSF. We had to run to our cars and take off.

Fruitacious B · 09-01-2003, 03:45 AM

I remember that also, and I didn't pay either, but that's because somebody bought all of my food for me, so I didn't get that same rush.

Dr. Seuss · 09-01-2003, 03:15 PM

I don't think I've really shoplifted much. At least not anything worth more than a few dollars or something.

Schroeder · 09-01-2003, 04:44 PM

I'm with Nathan on this one.

FuzZ · 09-01-2003, 07:14 PM

I remeber when i was collecting baseball cards before (maybe 5 years ago or so) and i would find cards i wanted and i would put 2 or 3 into a sleeve (they came in singles), so then proceed to buy a cheap one with the cards stacked behind it. Not much to brag about but thats all ive really stolen.

Ugly Bastard · 09-01-2003, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FuzZ:
I remeber when i was collecting baseball cards before (maybe 5 years ago or so) and i would find cards i wanted and i would put 2 or 3 into a sleeve (they came in singles), so then proceed to buy a cheap one with the cards stacked behind it. Not much to brag about but thats all ive really stolen.

Yeah, I went through a baseball stealing faze too. I'd to into K-Mart, pick up a box of cards, and a pair of jeans; hide the box of cards in the jeans...walk into the dressing rooms, act like I'm trying on the jeans, when in reality I just open up the box of cards, and stuff all the packs into my coat. I'd then walk out of there with an empty box of cards, I'd just throw that in the Gardening Isle, or somewhere that looked dusty, and walk out of the store with 36 packs of baseball cards. I did that a couple times, never got any real good cards out of them, and decided the risk was not worth the reward.

-Ugly Bastard

[ September 01, 2003, 06:22 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

tonguegina · 09-02-2003, 01:07 AM

You know the bibles that the Gideons place in hotel rooms? Yeah, I steal those. I have a huge collection.

the_butcher · 09-02-2003, 01:13 AM

Raise your hand if you think tonguegina will burn in hell for his addiction of stealing bibles.

*raises hand

ninja_master · 09-02-2003, 01:25 AM

*raises hand....

Yes, I remember that night at S&S also, that was the best 13 dollars I never spent....Of course the quick dash to the car, and the shitty I pulled as I left was a little extreme, but hey......

StabMaster Arson · 09-02-2003, 01:26 AM

I think he'll be o.k. so long as he doesn't use the blank pages at the end of said bibles to roll fat spiffs...

no further questions.

the_butcher · 09-02-2003, 01:28 AM

Hmm...good point. After all, I'm sure tonguegina steals them so he can take them home and read them. I know that's why I would steal them.

Schroeder · 09-02-2003, 01:44 AM

Hey, Tonguegina, tell them about the Calculus field trip.

tonguegina · 09-02-2003, 02:51 AM

I forgot about that. I tried to steal a light fixture while we were waiting in line. However, a picture was taken, and there were quite a few witnesses, so I passed. I think I did end up taking something, but I don't remember what...maybe it was from the mine exhibit...I really don't remember.

I've also stolen a plate from Benigan's (however the fuck you spell it). I jokingly put it in my pocket, then when I went to buckle up, I heard this clanking sound...

As for the bibles...they put them there for you to take. The hotels have stacks of them in the back I'm sure.

VOL · 09-02-2003, 12:33 PM

Stealing a bible can't be good.

ninja_master · 09-02-2003, 03:31 PM

The only reason I'd be near a bible is to burn it

FuzZ · 09-02-2003, 05:15 PM

im have some friends in school that used to steal shit everyday from the lunch-line. They would take a Gatorade or some other over priced 24 oz. and just slip it under their tray.. I cant say ive done that but its always hillarious to see them both come back with shit under their tray.

[ September 02, 2003, 03:22 PM: Message edited by: FuzZ ]

08-30-2003, 10:24 AM	#29 (permalink)
Constance Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Milan, Michigan Posts: 120 Internets: 10	I won't deny the fact, I KNOW the aol discs are free, but I just feel wrong taking like 50 of them. I mean I don't need 50, but I take them like I'm stealing them. I think when you go over the 10 disc mark it's stealing.
	A mixtape would be a great analogy of my life.

08-30-2003, 01:48 PM	#30 (permalink)
ninja_master Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Indiana Posts: 35 Internets: 10	I also have stolen a few things in my lifetime.....Around a 1000 dollars in one day.....I'm glad I didn't get caught, and if I believed in a lord....I'd thank him.....But, I don't plan on doing it again.....I agree with BDH, and Ugly Bastard when they say it's a drug, it is.....When you know you can get away with it, it makes you want to do it that much more.....
	Better watch your back......I am...

08-30-2003, 07:22 PM	#31 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Don't steal, it fucks you over, I know....sorta.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

09-01-2003, 01:45 AM	#34 (permalink)
long-since-forgotten Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: warsaw,IN Posts: 197 Internets: 10	Would you count "Dine and Dash" as stealing? If so...I stole I think a 10 dollar meal from steak and shake..ahhh...those were the good times. [ August 31, 2003, 11:47 PM: Message edited by: long-since-forgotten ]
	"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today." - James Dean

09-01-2003, 02:22 AM	#35 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	Fruit is totally right. Stealing man...it fucks with your mind. You get such a buzz off of it. In other things, I totally remember that night at S&S. I didn't pay either, but that's because I didn't buy anything. So fuck you LSF. We had to run to our cars and take off.
	\| bite the bullet and swallow lead \|

10-24-2002, 12:49 AM	#26 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	Ugly as much as I hate to say it but that last post was really weak. I give that a 3 or 4...not up to your capability at all, i'm not impressed sir.

10-24-2002, 01:14 AM	#27 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Eh, you're right. But the one before that was dominant. I just couldn't think of anything to say on that last one, I was burnt out. I guess you'll have that though.

10-24-2002, 01:18 AM	#28 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	It's understandable, my tanks has been running on empty sometimes as well and I have lacked the natural energy to post a good message at times. I probably have posted much worse ones than this...trust me on that my friend :::BDH:::

08-31-2003, 06:46 PM	#32 (permalink)
Nathan Nasty Nate Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 627 Internets: 4881	I can honestly say ive never stolen anything.

08-31-2003, 07:23 PM	#33 (permalink)
fat_retard Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: a house Posts: 664 Internets: 10	I've stolen small things from people, but never anything from a store, unless you count that Minivan.

09-01-2003, 03:45 AM	#36 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	I remember that also, and I didn't pay either, but that's because somebody bought all of my food for me, so I didn't get that same rush.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

09-01-2003, 03:15 PM	#37 (permalink)
Dr. Seuss Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: OMGWTF!!111 Posts: 196 Internets: 10	I don't think I've really shoplifted much. At least not anything worth more than a few dollars or something.
	"When will humans realize that all races are equally inferior to robots?" - Bender

09-01-2003, 04:44 PM	#38 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	I'm with Nathan on this one.

09-01-2003, 07:14 PM	#39 (permalink)
FuzZ Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 30 Internets: 10	I remeber when i was collecting baseball cards before (maybe 5 years ago or so) and i would find cards i wanted and i would put 2 or 3 into a sleeve (they came in singles), so then proceed to buy a cheap one with the cards stacked behind it. Not much to brag about but thats all ive really stolen.

09-02-2003, 01:07 AM	#41 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	You know the bibles that the Gideons place in hotel rooms? Yeah, I steal those. I have a huge collection.

09-02-2003, 01:13 AM	#42 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	Raise your hand if you think tonguegina will burn in hell for his addiction of stealing bibles. *raises hand
	\| bite the bullet and swallow lead \|

09-02-2003, 01:25 AM	#43 (permalink)
ninja_master Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Indiana Posts: 35 Internets: 10	*raises hand.... Yes, I remember that night at S&S also, that was the best 13 dollars I never spent....Of course the quick dash to the car, and the shitty I pulled as I left was a little extreme, but hey......
	Better watch your back......I am...

09-02-2003, 01:26 AM	#44 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	I think he'll be o.k. so long as he doesn't use the blank pages at the end of said bibles to roll fat spiffs... no further questions.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

09-02-2003, 01:28 AM	#45 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	Hmm...good point. After all, I'm sure tonguegina steals them so he can take them home and read them. I know that's why I would steal them.
	\| bite the bullet and swallow lead \|

09-02-2003, 01:44 AM	#46 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	Hey, Tonguegina, tell them about the Calculus field trip.

09-02-2003, 02:51 AM	#47 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	I forgot about that. I tried to steal a light fixture while we were waiting in line. However, a picture was taken, and there were quite a few witnesses, so I passed. I think I did end up taking something, but I don't remember what...maybe it was from the mine exhibit...I really don't remember. I've also stolen a plate from Benigan's (however the fuck you spell it). I jokingly put it in my pocket, then when I went to buckle up, I heard this clanking sound... As for the bibles...they put them there for you to take. The hotels have stacks of them in the back I'm sure.

09-02-2003, 12:33 PM	#48 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	Stealing a bible can't be good.
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

09-02-2003, 03:31 PM	#49 (permalink)
ninja_master Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Indiana Posts: 35 Internets: 10	The only reason I'd be near a bible is to burn it
	Better watch your back......I am...

09-02-2003, 05:15 PM	#50 (permalink)
FuzZ Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 30 Internets: 10	im have some friends in school that used to steal shit everyday from the lunch-line. They would take a Gatorade or some other over priced 24 oz. and just slip it under their tray.. I cant say ive done that but its always hillarious to see them both come back with shit under their tray. [ September 02, 2003, 03:22 PM: Message edited by: FuzZ ]