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Ironic Mustache · 10-07-2005, 02:25 PM

I wanted to write a thread where I cleared the air so to speak, on encounters I've had with people in the course of my life that I've negatively impacted. I encourage you all to list your stories here as well.

I remember back in high school when I was much skankier than the noble, upstanding ironic mustache you've all come to know and love. I rooted the guts out of many o'young ladies during the time of my attendance at Natomas High School. On one such occasion, I happened upon one f the cheerleader, "in-crowd," 4.0, types at a party. Drinking for christ sake! I figured then that this would be my best shot at deflowering this innocent young piece of cunt.

I become what I like to call, "The Art of Suave..." (No woman can resist the subtle irresistibility of Ironic Mustache when he becomes The Art of Suave.) Anyway, it becomes apparent that my chances are good, as I find the delectable poon snack sitting atop my lap. One thing leads to another, and I take her to an empty bedroom to destroy her innocence. To my surprise, this broad is not only far from innocent, but is breaking me of something awesome. She's a freak in the highest regard, and even the elite Ironic Mustache is struggling to keep up with her. After a more than thorough Rodgering (one of my better performances at that time), I sense the climax approaching. Realizing that I had been raw dogging it this whole time, I knew that I couldn't very well stay in and impregnate her.

I inquired about where I might deposit my children, to which she replied, "on my face."

Those three words at that time, are what I imagine God's voice to sound like. I eagerly positioned myself to comply with her "demand." (I like to think of it as a demand rather than a request because it makes the story hotter).

Anyway, so I'm trying to finish my business manually, while pointing my garbage toward her face. This is all very hot. Porno hot. She's into it, and almost seems to be looking forward to it. All I can picture is 4.0 GPA cheerleader, and this makes it even better. I'm not sure if it was a distraction, or simply the humor gods touching my soul at that very moment, but my hand slipped.

My wrist flicked like a whip, and I inadvertently backhanded her in the face. Try apologizing, while finishing, and laughing your ass off all the time. It was one of the hardest things I've ever done. I suppose I could have stopped, but I was so close that I had to finish. She was not happy, but realized the humor in it, and was a fairly good sport about it. It would be our little secret... Or would it?

The black eye she sported at school the following monday was too much for me to resist. I told the story to maybe 2 people in the morning. Wildfire.

In conclusion, B. E. Kelly, I apologize for my brief lapse of morality. I hope some day, you will find it in your heart to forgive me.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 10-07-2005, 03:22 PM

HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA, I seriously laughed out loud reading that.

Saint DH · 10-07-2005, 04:01 PM

Yeah, that was a great story man. If you have any more of those please share them with us.

Orgazmo · 10-07-2005, 05:36 PM

Absolutely incredible. I liked that a lot.

Repugnant Abomination · 10-08-2005, 05:33 AM

You did that bitch a favor. 10 years from now when she's married to some overweight alcoholic misogynist who beats her up every other night she'll thank you for getting her ready for the future.

theMerciless1 · 10-09-2005, 09:46 PM

one time i stopped in the middle of banging some chick and told her i was going to throw up. she went to the bathroom and cried for a little while.

repug, i was on the 'quil

Repugnant Abomination · 10-09-2005, 10:38 PM

The 'quill strikes again!

hellcat · 10-09-2005, 11:39 PM

I'd say my best corrupting moment was definitely the complete destruction of my morals. A girl from high school(who I never really liked) introduced me to a friend of hers who was going to an all girls school near Georgia Tech. The girl from high school made the mistake of warning me that I better not corrupt this girl because she was very innocent. We went on a date or two but she wasn't particular attractive and she was annoying so I decided I wasn't going to see her again.

Somehow I found out she had one of those livejournal things online. I read some of it and realized that she had become somewhat obsessed with me. So clearly I couldn't let this opportunity pass and I began to use what she said in there to fuck with her head. I don't remember exactly what happened but she got flaming pissed at me, changed her screenname online and stopped using the online journal in early december. For some reason I thought it would be a great idea to drunk dial her on new years but I don't remember the conversation.

So I get back to school after christmas break and am telling somebody about how pissed she was at me and I could no longer fuck with her. He made a $5 bet with me that I couldn't get any from her in under a week. I'm not exactly one to turn down a bet so I called her and she begrudginly accepted an invitation to our party that friday. There I kicked in what IM referred to as The Art of Suave and she forgot about all the horrible things that had happened in the past. I got head frmo her and then proceeded to kick her out the room.

The next day I'm out at Wendy's using my newly won $5 to buy myself a lovely dinner. We were talking about it and one of the people at the table asked if the guy regretted making the bet with me and he said no he probably would've blown the money on something stupid anyways. To which I promptly replied, I blew it on something stupid last night. I'm still not sure how she found out but she heard about that conversation and hasn't spoken to me since or come by the fraternity. It was my masterpiece of moral degradation and I have forever been labeled a manwhore since I technically got paid for sex.

Lucy Fur · 10-09-2005, 11:49 PM

slut

Carnivorous Flavor · 10-10-2005, 12:08 AM

i suaved a 20 Norweigan year old nanny blow me whil e she was pissing on th e john...... i was 28 at the time. hot.

her visa ran out soon after.

Carnivorous Flavor · 10-10-2005, 12:10 AM

OH!!!!!!!!!!!!! i also got her pierced and tattoed.

America..what a country!

10-07-2005, 02:25 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I wanted to write a thread where I cleared the air so to speak, on encounters I've had with people in the course of my life that I've negatively impacted. I encourage you all to list your stories here as well. I remember back in high school when I was much skankier than the noble, upstanding ironic mustache you've all come to know and love. I rooted the guts out of many o'young ladies during the time of my attendance at Natomas High School. On one such occasion, I happened upon one f the cheerleader, "in-crowd," 4.0, types at a party. Drinking for christ sake! I figured then that this would be my best shot at deflowering this innocent young piece of cunt. I become what I like to call, "The Art of Suave..." (No woman can resist the subtle irresistibility of Ironic Mustache when he becomes The Art of Suave.) Anyway, it becomes apparent that my chances are good, as I find the delectable poon snack sitting atop my lap. One thing leads to another, and I take her to an empty bedroom to destroy her innocence. To my surprise, this broad is not only far from innocent, but is breaking me of something awesome. She's a freak in the highest regard, and even the elite Ironic Mustache is struggling to keep up with her. After a more than thorough Rodgering (one of my better performances at that time), I sense the climax approaching. Realizing that I had been raw dogging it this whole time, I knew that I couldn't very well stay in and impregnate her. I inquired about where I might deposit my children, to which she replied, "on my face." Those three words at that time, are what I imagine God's voice to sound like. I eagerly positioned myself to comply with her "demand." (I like to think of it as a demand rather than a request because it makes the story hotter). Anyway, so I'm trying to finish my business manually, while pointing my garbage toward her face. This is all very hot. Porno hot. She's into it, and almost seems to be looking forward to it. All I can picture is 4.0 GPA cheerleader, and this makes it even better. I'm not sure if it was a distraction, or simply the humor gods touching my soul at that very moment, but my hand slipped. My wrist flicked like a whip, and I inadvertently backhanded her in the face. Try apologizing, while finishing, and laughing your ass off all the time. It was one of the hardest things I've ever done. I suppose I could have stopped, but I was so close that I had to finish. She was not happy, but realized the humor in it, and was a fairly good sport about it. It would be our little secret... Or would it? The black eye she sported at school the following monday was too much for me to resist. I told the story to maybe 2 people in the morning. Wildfire. In conclusion, B. E. Kelly, I apologize for my brief lapse of morality. I hope some day, you will find it in your heart to forgive me.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

10-09-2005, 09:46 PM	#6 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	one time i stopped in the middle of banging some chick and told her i was going to throw up. she went to the bathroom and cried for a little while. repug, i was on the 'quil
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

10-09-2005, 11:39 PM	#8 (permalink)
hellcat Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 316 Internets: 10	I'd say my best corrupting moment was definitely the complete destruction of my morals. A girl from high school(who I never really liked) introduced me to a friend of hers who was going to an all girls school near Georgia Tech. The girl from high school made the mistake of warning me that I better not corrupt this girl because she was very innocent. We went on a date or two but she wasn't particular attractive and she was annoying so I decided I wasn't going to see her again. Somehow I found out she had one of those livejournal things online. I read some of it and realized that she had become somewhat obsessed with me. So clearly I couldn't let this opportunity pass and I began to use what she said in there to fuck with her head. I don't remember exactly what happened but she got flaming pissed at me, changed her screenname online and stopped using the online journal in early december. For some reason I thought it would be a great idea to drunk dial her on new years but I don't remember the conversation. So I get back to school after christmas break and am telling somebody about how pissed she was at me and I could no longer fuck with her. He made a $5 bet with me that I couldn't get any from her in under a week. I'm not exactly one to turn down a bet so I called her and she begrudginly accepted an invitation to our party that friday. There I kicked in what IM referred to as The Art of Suave and she forgot about all the horrible things that had happened in the past. I got head frmo her and then proceeded to kick her out the room. The next day I'm out at Wendy's using my newly won $5 to buy myself a lovely dinner. We were talking about it and one of the people at the table asked if the guy regretted making the bet with me and he said no he probably would've blown the money on something stupid anyways. To which I promptly replied, I blew it on something stupid last night. I'm still not sure how she found out but she heard about that conversation and hasn't spoken to me since or come by the fraternity. It was my masterpiece of moral degradation and I have forever been labeled a manwhore since I technically got paid for sex.
	“This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration! Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future!” -- Adolf Hitler 1935

10-09-2005, 11:49 PM	#9 (permalink)
Lucy Fur Empress Magnificent Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 825 Internets: 349	slut
	I am chaos. It is my destiny to destroy.

10-10-2005, 12:08 AM	#10 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	i suaved a 20 Norweigan year old nanny blow me whil e she was pissing on th e john...... i was 28 at the time. hot. her visa ran out soon after.
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

10-07-2005, 03:22 PM	#2 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA, I seriously laughed out loud reading that.

10-07-2005, 04:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,150 Internets: 284753	Yeah, that was a great story man. If you have any more of those please share them with us.

10-07-2005, 05:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Absolutely incredible. I liked that a lot.

10-08-2005, 05:33 AM	#5 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	You did that bitch a favor. 10 years from now when she's married to some overweight alcoholic misogynist who beats her up every other night she'll thank you for getting her ready for the future.

10-09-2005, 10:38 PM	#7 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	The 'quill strikes again!

10-10-2005, 12:10 AM	#11 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	OH!!!!!!!!!!!!! i also got her pierced and tattoed. America..what a country!
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....