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02-03-2003, 12:44 AM

I jacked off today.

Ugly Bastard · 02-03-2003, 12:48 AM

Congratulations, so did I, and all of the other 285 Nubblies Members.

Welcome to the club.

-Ugly Bastard

buckeye · 02-03-2003, 12:48 AM

last time for me was 3 weeks ago, and i wont be jackin off till high school swim season is over. so another 4 weeks.......

Trout Sniffer · 02-03-2003, 12:49 AM

Buckeye, what the hell is wrong with you?

buckeye · 02-03-2003, 12:51 AM

in south america if you are on the soccer team and you have blow your load before a big game, you are thrown in jail.

this is the most important stretch of swimming for me, so i figure retaining my man juice would help me out.

Trout Sniffer · 02-03-2003, 12:54 AM

Where did you hear this stuff about being thrown in jail if you ejaculate before a soccer game? Personally, i think it helps me play better. It loosens me up and stuff. Well, i don't really think it makes me play better, but i've done it before a soccer game and i didn't notice a difference in my game play, but if that's what you think will help you, go for it.

Good Luck at sectionals too.

02-03-2003, 12:58 AM

On the Brazilian National Team, it's a rule that you cannot get your load off, by yourself or with help, for two days prior to a match. I'm not sure about that jail stuff though.

Do I have to confess everyday? Or can Orgazmo just give me a continuing forgiveness?

[This message has been edited by pliedes (edited February 02, 2003).]

buckeye · 02-03-2003, 12:58 AM

there was once an article in sports illustrated regarding having sex/ and or blowing your load before a game, and it interviewed various athletes and asked how they preformed afterwards. They mention somewhere in the article about South American soccer players (i forget the country they specified) could be thrown in jail and fined if they did that before a game.

Titan · 02-03-2003, 01:03 AM

I haven't whacked off in a couple days.
I think it may be getting boring, ya know, since I do it like 12 times per day usually.

02-03-2003, 01:05 AM

It takes alot out of you, I'd never do it before a big race...I thnik if you let a few hours pass after you do it, you're fine though...

A coach once said that it was like sprinting up 15 flights of stairs.

Ugly Bastard · 02-03-2003, 01:16 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Titan:
I haven't whacked off in a couple days.
I think it may be getting boring, ya know, since I do it like 12 times per day usually.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I know exactly what you mean, Titan.

I think over-masturbating has killed my self-induced sex-drive. Now my female-induced sex-drive, that's a different story.....

-Ugly Bastard

02-03-2003, 02:01 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>A coach once said that it was like sprinting up 15 flights of stairs.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

...thus the reason why I do nothing physical, yet remain slendery.

02-03-2003, 02:32 AM

Oh, and fuck you all. I'm only forgiving myself this time. Hahahaha. Have fun in hell. Bastards.

bert · 02-03-2003, 03:08 AM

i have to agree that it is not a good idea to blow your load before any big sporting event. i did it a couple of times and i had a poor performance the next morning. i had no energy to finish my race and had a lousy day of swimming and for what....good head.

Ugly Bastard · 02-03-2003, 10:41 AM

It's kind of sad that you'd rather shave off a tenth of a second in a high school swimming race, rather than get head, bert.

Kinda sad....

-Ugly Bastard

bert · 02-03-2003, 04:45 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
[b]It's kind of sad that you'd rather shave off a tenth of a second in a high school swimming race, rather than get head, bert.

Kinda sad....

Im just agreeing that it does effect your performance, no where did i say that i would give up head for a tenth of a second. i dont think i could go 7 weeks like buckeye is with out blowing my load. i might go 2 weeks at the most but thats still pushin it.

02-03-2003, 06:34 PM

You know what they say...

"A load blown a day keeps the doctor away."

02-03-2003, 09:04 PM

Well once again Orgazmo you've gotten more than a little bit of a laugh out of me on that one.

Ok, it's a damn good thing I can forgive myself then

Combat Chuck · 02-04-2003, 12:23 AM

I think it keeps the doctor away, cause he keeps on slipping on all the deesnam all over the place. Clean it up dudes. Always clean it up. Unless you wanna keep the doctor away. Or in leg casts.

Wow I'm off on a limb tonight.

Trout Sniffer · 02-04-2003, 01:09 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 50 Cent:
A coach once said that it was like sprinting up 15 flights of stairs.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I can see where it would be like this. It does take a lot of energy back, but I always do it at least 2 hours before a game, so I can't see where it would have that much of an effect on my performance.

Now a race or something I can see a difference, but we're not going all out all the time in soccer.

02-04-2003, 01:28 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Orgazmo:
Oh, and fuck you all. I'm only forgiving myself this time. Hahahaha. Have fun in hell. Bastards.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Damn! Well, I guess I'm going to have to appeal to the only other person who can forgive, no, not Jesus, StDx.

StDx, forgiveness for this sin?

Ugly Bastard · 02-04-2003, 01:38 AM

You know....I'm ordained too God-damnit....ah....fucking....shit.....er.....alright , sorry.

-Ugly Bastard

goatfucker · 02-06-2003, 01:59 AM

I jack off all the time. and i don'teven clean up my own semen. sometimes i eat it.

02-06-2003, 02:07 AM

Nothing wrong with that.

Oh shit, I meant to say "wow, that's gross." My bad.

[This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited February 05, 2003).]

StDx · 02-06-2003, 03:11 AM

I'll go ahead and forgive everyone who has posted on this thread before me with the exception of goatfucker. in fact, I will do everything in my power to ensure goatfucker a place in hell.

02-03-2003, 12:44 AM	#1 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	I jacked off today.
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02-03-2003, 12:58 AM	#7 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	On the Brazilian National Team, it's a rule that you cannot get your load off, by yourself or with help, for two days prior to a match. I'm not sure about that jail stuff though. Do I have to confess everyday? Or can Orgazmo just give me a continuing forgiveness? [This message has been edited by pliedes (edited February 02, 2003).]
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02-03-2003, 01:05 AM	#10 (permalink)
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a	It takes alot out of you, I'd never do it before a big race...I thnik if you let a few hours pass after you do it, you're fine though... A coach once said that it was like sprinting up 15 flights of stairs.
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02-03-2003, 02:01 AM	#12 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>A coach once said that it was like sprinting up 15 flights of stairs.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...thus the reason why I do nothing physical, yet remain slendery.
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02-03-2003, 02:32 AM	#13 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Oh, and fuck you all. I'm only forgiving myself this time. Hahahaha. Have fun in hell. Bastards.
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02-03-2003, 12:48 AM	#2 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Congratulations, so did I, and all of the other 285 Nubblies Members. Welcome to the club. -Ugly Bastard

02-03-2003, 12:48 AM	#3 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	last time for me was 3 weeks ago, and i wont be jackin off till high school swim season is over. so another 4 weeks.......

02-03-2003, 12:49 AM	#4 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	Buckeye, what the hell is wrong with you?

02-03-2003, 12:51 AM	#5 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	in south america if you are on the soccer team and you have blow your load before a big game, you are thrown in jail. this is the most important stretch of swimming for me, so i figure retaining my man juice would help me out.

02-03-2003, 12:54 AM	#6 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	Where did you hear this stuff about being thrown in jail if you ejaculate before a soccer game? Personally, i think it helps me play better. It loosens me up and stuff. Well, i don't really think it makes me play better, but i've done it before a soccer game and i didn't notice a difference in my game play, but if that's what you think will help you, go for it. Good Luck at sectionals too.

02-03-2003, 12:58 AM	#8 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	there was once an article in sports illustrated regarding having sex/ and or blowing your load before a game, and it interviewed various athletes and asked how they preformed afterwards. They mention somewhere in the article about South American soccer players (i forget the country they specified) could be thrown in jail and fined if they did that before a game.

02-03-2003, 01:03 AM	#9 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	I haven't whacked off in a couple days. I think it may be getting boring, ya know, since I do it like 12 times per day usually.

02-03-2003, 01:16 AM	#11 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Titan: I haven't whacked off in a couple days. I think it may be getting boring, ya know, since I do it like 12 times per day usually.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I know exactly what you mean, Titan. I think over-masturbating has killed my self-induced sex-drive. Now my female-induced sex-drive, that's a different story..... -Ugly Bastard

02-03-2003, 03:08 AM	#14 (permalink)
bert Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 314 Internets: 10	i have to agree that it is not a good idea to blow your load before any big sporting event. i did it a couple of times and i had a poor performance the next morning. i had no energy to finish my race and had a lousy day of swimming and for what....good head.

02-03-2003, 10:41 AM	#15 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	It's kind of sad that you'd rather shave off a tenth of a second in a high school swimming race, rather than get head, bert. Kinda sad.... -Ugly Bastard

02-03-2003, 04:45 PM	#16 (permalink)
bert Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 314 Internets: 10	[quote]Originally posted by Ugly Bastard: [b]It's kind of sad that you'd rather shave off a tenth of a second in a high school swimming race, rather than get head, bert. Kinda sad.... Im just agreeing that it does effect your performance, no where did i say that i would give up head for a tenth of a second. i dont think i could go 7 weeks like buckeye is with out blowing my load. i might go 2 weeks at the most but thats still pushin it.

02-03-2003, 06:34 PM	#17 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	You know what they say... "A load blown a day keeps the doctor away."
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02-03-2003, 09:04 PM	#18 (permalink)
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a	Well once again Orgazmo you've gotten more than a little bit of a laugh out of me on that one. Ok, it's a damn good thing I can forgive myself then
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02-04-2003, 12:23 AM	#19 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	I think it keeps the doctor away, cause he keeps on slipping on all the deesnam all over the place. Clean it up dudes. Always clean it up. Unless you wanna keep the doctor away. Or in leg casts. Wow I'm off on a limb tonight.

02-04-2003, 01:09 AM	#20 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 50 Cent: A coach once said that it was like sprinting up 15 flights of stairs.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I can see where it would be like this. It does take a lot of energy back, but I always do it at least 2 hours before a game, so I can't see where it would have that much of an effect on my performance. Now a race or something I can see a difference, but we're not going all out all the time in soccer.

02-04-2003, 01:28 AM	#21 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Orgazmo: Oh, and fuck you all. I'm only forgiving myself this time. Hahahaha. Have fun in hell. Bastards.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Damn! Well, I guess I'm going to have to appeal to the only other person who can forgive, no, not Jesus, StDx. StDx, forgiveness for this sin?
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02-04-2003, 01:38 AM	#22 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	You know....I'm ordained too God-damnit....ah....fucking....shit.....er.....alright , sorry. -Ugly Bastard

02-06-2003, 01:59 AM	#23 (permalink)
goatfucker Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN Posts: 56 Internets: 10	I jack off all the time. and i don'teven clean up my own semen. sometimes i eat it.

02-06-2003, 02:07 AM	#24 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Nothing wrong with that. Oh shit, I meant to say "wow, that's gross." My bad. [This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited February 05, 2003).]
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02-06-2003, 03:11 AM	#25 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	I'll go ahead and forgive everyone who has posted on this thread before me with the exception of goatfucker. in fact, I will do everything in my power to ensure goatfucker a place in hell.