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THEINCREDIBLEdork · 08-27-2005, 03:46 PM

if i just took a crap and it was completely this color:

i would have taken a pic but i don't have the energy. please help.

ninjaface · 08-27-2005, 04:04 PM

Yes. I really think you need to see a doctor.

[ August 27, 2005, 02:04 PM: Message edited by: ninjaface ]

Mr. Blonde · 08-27-2005, 04:51 PM

Did you drink at all last night?

Lucy Fur · 08-27-2005, 05:44 PM

when you say took a crap you really mean peed and that it came oozing out of your penis. and the only cure for that is to chop it off at the base.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 08-27-2005, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lucy Fur:
when you say took a crap you really mean peed and that it came oozing out of your penis. and the only cure for that is to chop it off at the base.

i've already tried that

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
Did you drink at all last night?

nothing at all

Repugnant Abomination · 08-27-2005, 08:04 PM

Did you eat any green food?

underwater · 08-28-2005, 04:29 AM

Yeah, I was gonna say... 'A friend of mine' had a piece of birthday cake once that had some GREEN icing on it. Yeah. It was crazy.

AcTivE · 08-28-2005, 05:04 AM

fyi

if you eat your shit over and over and nothing else, it eventually becomes clear because all the impurities are removed

Heaven Can Wait · 08-28-2005, 03:06 PM

And you know this how?
No point in going to the doctor, It's out of you now, And if it isn't, Join the circus

Orgazmo · 08-28-2005, 07:28 PM

I've battled this one more than one occasion. One time was due to an overload of pickles on my subway sandwich. Another time was due to an overdose of the Midnight Purple (or whatever the hell it was called) Mountain Dew. More recently it happened after a long night of drinking. I assumed this was the cause.

All of this said, I've yet to find any long-term ailments stemming from the condition...other than taking neat, glowing shits.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 08-28-2005, 10:29 PM

thanks guys youve all been a huge help during my time of need. there was a moment there when i was about to take my own life, if it wasn't for the blessing of two fresh brown turds from just a moment a go.

sincerely,
incredible

underwater · 08-29-2005, 01:24 AM

Glad your shit is back to normal now, dork.

Niger Angelus · 08-29-2005, 02:03 AM

I have green poo all the time, you will live.

ninjaface · 08-29-2005, 04:24 AM

INCREDIBLEdork. Did you by any chance drink any grape flavored beverages?

Deadly Crescent Kick · 08-29-2005, 11:30 AM

in an effort to contribute to this thread, let me tell you about the BM i just had.

i had a turkey hoagie w/ honey mustard yesterday. that may account for the yellowish tint. what is more remarkable is the size. both in thickness and length.

my BMs frighten me sometimes. i thank God that i eat a decent amount of fiber. if i didn't, i would rip my asshole with 1 hardened shit. things really get rediculous when i try to put on weight due to the amount of food i eat.

that is all...

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 08-29-2005, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ninjaface:
INCREDIBLEdork. Did you by any chance drink any grape flavored beverages?

No; however, i did drink lots of orange+tropical fruit Xfactor gatorade. The stuff tastes like shit by the way.

edit

Quote:

Originally posted by Deadly Crescent Kick:
my BMs frighten me sometimes. i thank God that i eat a decent amount of fiber. if i didn't, i would rip my asshole with 1 hardened shit.

The key is to let it work itself out. I used to be notorious for monster turds in high school. To the public my secret identity was known only as the Poop Bandit. Perhaps sometime I will share some of my adventures and mishaps, but for now, I'm off to class.

[ August 29, 2005, 11:03 AM: Message edited by: THEINCREDIBLEdork ]

malice · 08-29-2005, 01:00 PM

I believe anything with green food coloring in it will do this to you. I have had this happen to me a couple times, once I bought my son green ketchup and the other time I bought him Incredable Hulk chocolate syrup, we both shit green turds.

fat_retard · 08-29-2005, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork:
The key is to let it work itself out. I used to be notorious for monster turds in high school. To the public my secret identity was known only as the Poop Bandit. Perhaps sometime I will share some of my adventures and mishaps, but for now, I'm off to class.

Please, Enlighten us, I beg of you. This sounds like gold.

Deadly Crescent Kick · 08-30-2005, 11:16 AM

well, i'm on a regular schedule.

although i guess you could say i used to have a "shit phobia".

i refused to poop in public places. i hated it.

i still have issues w/ it. but w/ the aid of a high fiber diet (less wiping- like rabit turds) and my trusty preperation h ass wipes, i am able to defecate in certain preselected locations.

theMerciless1 · 08-30-2005, 12:01 PM

i'm able to shit anywhere, anytime.

MAGICLIT · 08-30-2005, 01:04 PM

Ditto.

theMerciless1 · 08-30-2005, 01:09 PM

MAGICLIT · 08-30-2005, 01:18 PM

Oh wtf? dudes are so biased. When you gotta go ya gotta go ya fuck.

Niger Angelus · 08-30-2005, 01:27 PM

I agree. When I have to shit I am looking for shitters wherever they may be; as long as they have toosche' protectors. [img]smile.gif[/img] If not, oh damn!

[ August 30, 2005, 11:28 AM: Message edited by: Niger Angelus ]

Repugnant Abomination · 08-30-2005, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MAGICLIT:
Oh wtf? dudes are so biased. When you gotta go ya gotta go ya fuck.

Don't be silly MC, girls don't poop. You need to stop living in your little fantasy world.

08-27-2005, 03:46 PM	#1 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	if i just took a crap and it was completely this color: i would have taken a pic but i don't have the energy. please help.
	#YOLO

08-27-2005, 04:51 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Did you drink at all last night?
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08-27-2005, 05:44 PM	#4 (permalink)
Lucy Fur Empress Magnificent Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 825 Internets: 349	when you say took a crap you really mean peed and that it came oozing out of your penis. and the only cure for that is to chop it off at the base.
	I am chaos. It is my destiny to destroy.

08-28-2005, 04:29 AM	#7 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	Yeah, I was gonna say... 'A friend of mine' had a piece of birthday cake once that had some GREEN icing on it. Yeah. It was crazy.
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

08-28-2005, 05:04 AM	#8 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	fyi if you eat your shit over and over and nothing else, it eventually becomes clear because all the impurities are removed
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08-27-2005, 04:04 PM	#2 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Yes. I really think you need to see a doctor. [ August 27, 2005, 02:04 PM: Message edited by: ninjaface ]

08-27-2005, 08:04 PM	#6 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Did you eat any green food?

08-28-2005, 03:06 PM	#9 (permalink)
Heaven Can Wait English. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: England Posts: 868 Internets: 179	And you know this how? No point in going to the doctor, It's out of you now, And if it isn't, Join the circus
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08-28-2005, 07:28 PM	#10 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	I've battled this one more than one occasion. One time was due to an overload of pickles on my subway sandwich. Another time was due to an overdose of the Midnight Purple (or whatever the hell it was called) Mountain Dew. More recently it happened after a long night of drinking. I assumed this was the cause. All of this said, I've yet to find any long-term ailments stemming from the condition...other than taking neat, glowing shits.

08-28-2005, 10:29 PM	#11 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	thanks guys youve all been a huge help during my time of need. there was a moment there when i was about to take my own life, if it wasn't for the blessing of two fresh brown turds from just a moment a go. sincerely, incredible
	#YOLO

08-29-2005, 01:24 AM	#12 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	Glad your shit is back to normal now, dork.
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

08-29-2005, 02:03 AM	#13 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I have green poo all the time, you will live.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

08-29-2005, 04:24 AM	#14 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	INCREDIBLEdork. Did you by any chance drink any grape flavored beverages?

08-29-2005, 11:30 AM	#15 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10	in an effort to contribute to this thread, let me tell you about the BM i just had. i had a turkey hoagie w/ honey mustard yesterday. that may account for the yellowish tint. what is more remarkable is the size. both in thickness and length. my BMs frighten me sometimes. i thank God that i eat a decent amount of fiber. if i didn't, i would rip my asshole with 1 hardened shit. things really get rediculous when i try to put on weight due to the amount of food i eat. that is all...
	the poster formerly known as-Andy Kaufman NHB Intergender Champion jiu-jitsu isn't the hardass frat guy yelling at you to funnel a beer. its the laid back guy in the corner workin' on 2 chicks.

08-29-2005, 01:00 PM	#17 (permalink)
malice Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Bustleton Ave. Philadelphia, PA. Posts: 648 Internets: 10	I believe anything with green food coloring in it will do this to you. I have had this happen to me a couple times, once I bought my son green ketchup and the other time I bought him Incredable Hulk chocolate syrup, we both shit green turds.

08-30-2005, 01:04 PM	#21 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Ditto.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

08-30-2005, 11:16 AM	#19 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10	well, i'm on a regular schedule. although i guess you could say i used to have a "shit phobia". i refused to poop in public places. i hated it. i still have issues w/ it. but w/ the aid of a high fiber diet (less wiping- like rabit turds) and my trusty preperation h ass wipes, i am able to defecate in certain preselected locations.
	the poster formerly known as-Andy Kaufman NHB Intergender Champion jiu-jitsu isn't the hardass frat guy yelling at you to funnel a beer. its the laid back guy in the corner workin' on 2 chicks.

08-30-2005, 12:01 PM	#20 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	i'm able to shit anywhere, anytime.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

08-30-2005, 01:09 PM	#22 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	ew
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

08-30-2005, 01:18 PM	#23 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Oh wtf? dudes are so biased. When you gotta go ya gotta go ya fuck.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

08-30-2005, 01:27 PM	#24 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I agree. When I have to shit I am looking for shitters wherever they may be; as long as they have toosche' protectors. [img]smile.gif[/img] If not, oh damn! [ August 30, 2005, 11:28 AM: Message edited by: Niger Angelus ]
	I enjoy knives and fire.