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bloodyfart · 07-18-2005, 07:58 PM

when i was like 15, my friend scott (who was 16) and i drove to our buddy kevins house when we knew he wouldnt be there. we told his mom that we left something in his room so that she would let us in to get it. then when we got in his room, we stole like three mags and one video. we then left his place and told his mom we couldnt find what we were looking for.

scott and i were just discussing this event this past weekend. we thought it was like one of the lowest things that we could have ever done.

the thing was that the internet wasnt really around back then so porn was really hard to come by. it just so happened that my buddy kevin had a dad that bought porn by the truckload. he had videos and mags all over the house. in the end, he never even noticed that the porn was gone. so we figured it was only right.

now, i think that anyone over 18 who steals porn is dispicable cause they could just as easily go to the newstand or internet, but was what we did so bad. it was like the porn depression and we were just stealing a loaf of bread from a vanderbilt to satisfy our hunger.

its not that bad, is it?

MAGICLIT · 07-18-2005, 08:02 PM

It was so wrong that I am calling the Beverly Hills Police Department right now.

Ironic Mustache · 07-18-2005, 08:06 PM

This should be in the confessional/advice forum.

bloodyfart · 07-18-2005, 08:09 PM

said crime took place in bel air. so its out of bhpd's jurisdiction

thats all you have to say, ironic

Ironic Mustache · 07-18-2005, 08:12 PM

It's just that I don't care. I've stolen oodles of porn in my short life, so I figured everyone has at least once. I was right.

bloodyfart · 07-18-2005, 08:13 PM

that is kind of why i posted it. i wanted to see if we were the only guys who did that.

Ironic Mustache · 07-18-2005, 08:15 PM

I think porn thievery is a right of passage for dudes. Even gay dudes probably steal gay porn.

bloodyfart · 07-18-2005, 08:17 PM

damn. that is awesome. i feel absolved

Ironic Mustache · 07-18-2005, 08:23 PM

You know I always try to help.

MAGICLIT · 07-18-2005, 08:25 PM

I just make my own porn when in need....

bloodyfart · 07-19-2005, 05:20 PM

any new flicks we should catch?

MAGICLIT · 07-19-2005, 05:24 PM

well, im working on one at the moment, i shall reveal more details when the details reveal themselves..............

Ugly Bastard · 07-20-2005, 05:04 PM

No, I'm pretty sure you go to hell if you steal porn. I don't even think it can be forgiven.

Sorry man.

-Ugly Bastard

[ July 20, 2005, 03:04 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

Deadly Crescent Kick · 07-21-2005, 11:14 AM

in grade school, my one friend was called "the hand". he would steal porn at the mini mart and sell it.

it just goes to show you how much the internet has changed our culture. i can't imagine life without free internet porn.

magazines suck. if i had to spank it to magazines all the time, i can't estimate how long they'd hold up. i'd have treat them as i did my comic book collection.

bag one as a collectable and the "read" the other.

[ July 21, 2005, 10:24 AM: Message edited by: Deadly Crescent Kick ]

bloodyfart · 07-21-2005, 01:28 PM

the internet porn world has opened my eyes to using womens mouths as toilets

Deadly Crescent Kick · 07-21-2005, 02:56 PM

every porn fan has the internet to thank for accelerating the depravity of porn.

i've become so desensitised, i'm ashamed to even admit to the stuff i look at to get off.

bloodyfart · 07-21-2005, 04:15 PM

you and me both.

i am slowly starting to get myself back to getting turned on by vivid stuff.

Deadly Crescent Kick · 07-21-2005, 04:35 PM

vivid is top notch. you ever see that vivid chick that's been on howard stern? she used to dance at scores and looks like britney spears (when she was still hot).

isn't chasey lane a vivid girl as well?

Carnivorous Flavor · 07-24-2005, 01:13 AM

Chasey Lane is a vivid girl and on of my favs..back in th eday.... she got bad boob job now...

the STERN girl is Savanah Samson. hot.
you shoulda seen GD's scores ho......nice..but ALOT of trouble

[ July 23, 2005, 11:14 PM: Message edited by: Carnivorous Flavor ]

Carnivorous Flavor · 07-24-2005, 01:39 AM

savanna samson

migite · 07-25-2005, 12:22 AM

i lied my way into a movie theatre when i was 16 pretending to be 18 just to watch a softcore Emmanuelle flick... do I feel guilty? no. I learnt not to watch Emmanuelle softcore flicks since as it was crap so I went down to Soho and caught a 50p peep show. That's kinda like stealing norp...

Carnivorous Flavor · 07-25-2005, 09:44 PM

no..you paid for it fair and square....

Ironic Mustache · 07-26-2005, 12:20 PM

Yes Migite am not down for the cause.

Deadly Crescent Kick · 07-27-2005, 11:45 AM

i laugh at anyone who pays for porn the same way i laugh at anyone who pays for music.

MAGICLIT · 07-27-2005, 12:28 PM

I laugh at you a lot.

07-18-2005, 07:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	when i was like 15, my friend scott (who was 16) and i drove to our buddy kevins house when we knew he wouldnt be there. we told his mom that we left something in his room so that she would let us in to get it. then when we got in his room, we stole like three mags and one video. we then left his place and told his mom we couldnt find what we were looking for. scott and i were just discussing this event this past weekend. we thought it was like one of the lowest things that we could have ever done. the thing was that the internet wasnt really around back then so porn was really hard to come by. it just so happened that my buddy kevin had a dad that bought porn by the truckload. he had videos and mags all over the house. in the end, he never even noticed that the porn was gone. so we figured it was only right. now, i think that anyone over 18 who steals porn is dispicable cause they could just as easily go to the newstand or internet, but was what we did so bad. it was like the porn depression and we were just stealing a loaf of bread from a vanderbilt to satisfy our hunger. its not that bad, is it?
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

07-18-2005, 08:02 PM	#2 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	It was so wrong that I am calling the Beverly Hills Police Department right now.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

07-18-2005, 08:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	This should be in the confessional/advice forum.
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07-18-2005, 08:09 PM	#4 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	said crime took place in bel air. so its out of bhpd's jurisdiction thats all you have to say, ironic
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

07-18-2005, 08:12 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	It's just that I don't care. I've stolen oodles of porn in my short life, so I figured everyone has at least once. I was right.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

07-18-2005, 08:13 PM	#6 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	that is kind of why i posted it. i wanted to see if we were the only guys who did that.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

07-18-2005, 08:15 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I think porn thievery is a right of passage for dudes. Even gay dudes probably steal gay porn.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

07-18-2005, 08:17 PM	#8 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	damn. that is awesome. i feel absolved
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

07-18-2005, 08:23 PM	#9 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	You know I always try to help.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

07-18-2005, 08:25 PM	#10 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	I just make my own porn when in need....
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

07-19-2005, 05:20 PM	#11 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	any new flicks we should catch?
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

07-19-2005, 05:24 PM	#12 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	well, im working on one at the moment, i shall reveal more details when the details reveal themselves..............
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

07-20-2005, 05:04 PM	#13 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	No, I'm pretty sure you go to hell if you steal porn. I don't even think it can be forgiven. Sorry man. -Ugly Bastard [ July 20, 2005, 03:04 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

07-21-2005, 11:14 AM	#14 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10	in grade school, my one friend was called "the hand". he would steal porn at the mini mart and sell it. it just goes to show you how much the internet has changed our culture. i can't imagine life without free internet porn. magazines suck. if i had to spank it to magazines all the time, i can't estimate how long they'd hold up. i'd have treat them as i did my comic book collection. bag one as a collectable and the "read" the other. [ July 21, 2005, 10:24 AM: Message edited by: Deadly Crescent Kick ]
	the poster formerly known as-Andy Kaufman NHB Intergender Champion jiu-jitsu isn't the hardass frat guy yelling at you to funnel a beer. its the laid back guy in the corner workin' on 2 chicks.

07-21-2005, 01:28 PM	#15 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	the internet porn world has opened my eyes to using womens mouths as toilets
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

07-21-2005, 02:56 PM	#16 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10	every porn fan has the internet to thank for accelerating the depravity of porn. i've become so desensitised, i'm ashamed to even admit to the stuff i look at to get off.
	the poster formerly known as-Andy Kaufman NHB Intergender Champion jiu-jitsu isn't the hardass frat guy yelling at you to funnel a beer. its the laid back guy in the corner workin' on 2 chicks.

07-21-2005, 04:15 PM	#17 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	you and me both. i am slowly starting to get myself back to getting turned on by vivid stuff.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

07-21-2005, 04:35 PM	#18 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10	vivid is top notch. you ever see that vivid chick that's been on howard stern? she used to dance at scores and looks like britney spears (when she was still hot). isn't chasey lane a vivid girl as well?
	the poster formerly known as-Andy Kaufman NHB Intergender Champion jiu-jitsu isn't the hardass frat guy yelling at you to funnel a beer. its the laid back guy in the corner workin' on 2 chicks.

07-24-2005, 01:13 AM	#19 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	Chasey Lane is a vivid girl and on of my favs..back in th eday.... she got bad boob job now... the STERN girl is Savanah Samson. hot. you shoulda seen GD's scores ho......nice..but ALOT of trouble [ July 23, 2005, 11:14 PM: Message edited by: Carnivorous Flavor ]
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

07-24-2005, 01:39 AM	#20 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	savanna samson
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

07-25-2005, 12:22 AM	#21 (permalink)
migite Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 287 Internets: 0	i lied my way into a movie theatre when i was 16 pretending to be 18 just to watch a softcore Emmanuelle flick... do I feel guilty? no. I learnt not to watch Emmanuelle softcore flicks since as it was crap so I went down to Soho and caught a 50p peep show. That's kinda like stealing norp...
	Damnant quod non intelligunt

07-25-2005, 09:44 PM	#22 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	no..you paid for it fair and square....
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

07-26-2005, 12:20 PM	#23 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Yes Migite am not down for the cause.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

07-27-2005, 11:45 AM	#24 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10	i laugh at anyone who pays for porn the same way i laugh at anyone who pays for music.
	the poster formerly known as-Andy Kaufman NHB Intergender Champion jiu-jitsu isn't the hardass frat guy yelling at you to funnel a beer. its the laid back guy in the corner workin' on 2 chicks.

07-27-2005, 12:28 PM	#25 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	I laugh at you a lot.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.