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Emperor Meow
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Well first I told her I admired her well-formed legs and childbearing hips. Then I told her her mammary glands looked as though they could feed 5 children. I then inquired if she was ovulating. But she must have been on her period because then she became angry and slapped me. I swore when I first saw her and sniffed her from behind she did not have the scent of the monthly cleansing. But its allergy season as you know and my sense of smell is not what it usually is.
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