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Mr. Blonde · 02-06-2010, 03:31 AM

can't mail it out till monday. its complete, however.

DJ FC · 02-06-2010, 04:35 AM

You bum. I wish I could neg-rep u for being such a bum, bum.

DDTempest · 02-28-2010, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

can't mail it out till monday. its complete, however.

Orgazmo, how does it feel that Blonde would rather never post on nubblies ever again by his own will than be bothered to send you a secret santa gift that's been complete for over three weeks? If you need to cry, I'll listen.

Maybe it will arrive in time for your birthday ... maybe.

Der Fuhrer · 02-28-2010, 01:55 PM

Blonde is living in South Korean shit hole, correct? For his punishment he should have to cross the border into North Korean shit hole...or at least attempt to without being shot in the face. At the very least, we should communally decide on a just punishment for him. Perhaps an aminsh-style shunning of him until he makes good on his secret santa promise. Maybe start a thread dedicated to nothing but insults thrown at Mr. Blonde until he delivers the goods, or a combination of the two. These are all just suggestions, this is your forum and I am only a humble guest. Do nothing, do something, or do as you wish.

I know that I'm new here, but I just think it's a travesty to deny someone Christmas joy when one enters into an agreement saying they would deliver said joy. Perhaps he is bitter because he hurt his masturbation hand and no one wants to participate in his no wacking off game. I can sympathize with that, but it's no excuse. Weinnachtszeit is very important in Deutschland.

vaga1220 * · 02-28-2010, 02:11 PM

Do you know who always takes a penny but never leaves a penny? A filthy nigger.

Do you know who receives a Secret Santa Gift but doesn't send out a Secret Santa Gift? A filthy nigger.

Der Fuhrer · 02-28-2010, 02:42 PM

Mr. Blonde · 03-04-2010, 09:33 PM

no excuses

f3lix · 03-04-2010, 09:34 PM

How much?

Mr. Blonde · 03-04-2010, 10:10 PM

Shipping was never an issue, the post office is just really far away and there is no busses or subway stops near it. It's either walk or cab it. It was really cold and as i've said, I was lazy and don't have an excuse. Today it was a nice day out, so I walked.

shipping was about $30.

Orgazmo · 03-04-2010, 10:35 PM

Shit Blonde, I just looked at our chat log and realized I gave you my old address. FUCK FUCK FUCK.

just kidding, thanks for shipping the god damned gift

Der Fuhrer · 03-04-2010, 11:40 PM

I gotta give props to Blonde. Most people, out of shame and guilt, would have never showed their faces on here again. Not Mr. Blonde, although 3 months late, he at least owned up and finally delivered the goods. Nice job.

Mr. Blonde · 03-04-2010, 11:44 PM

I appreciate the sentiment, but that's like congratulating an intelligent rich kid on getting his college diploma at 30. No congratulations are in order, but I am surprised at how many people seemingly thought I wouldn't send it/would leave Nubblies because of my tardiness/self tempban.

Der Fuhrer · 03-04-2010, 11:50 PM

Yeah you're right. I'm posting and working at the same time so I'm not giving much thought to what I say. Everything before the Nice job I mean, but after that, what I meant to say was, terrible job.

Ugly Bastard · 03-05-2010, 12:09 AM

Blonde, what is your avatar?

Nice work on finally getting off your lazy ass and sending the gift. Also, I really like how all (okay, most) of your pics from Korea of yourself are taken by you. Seriously. It has a certain theme to it that is just kinda cool. Like Man vs. World or something. Anyway, I like it and you actually seem really good at taking pics of yourself (even though knowing how vein you are there's probably 15 that get deleted and retaken for every one that appears online).

Mr. Blonde · 03-05-2010, 12:13 AM

My Avatar is BDH's mother. Tit for Tat, I figured that Jesuslover would have taken down his avatar of my mom ages ago.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

...you actually seem really good at taking pics of yourself (even though knowing how vein you are there's probably 15 that get deleted and retaken for every one that appears online).

Haha, I used to, yes, but as they say, practice makes perfect, and I have now transcended into the realm of almost every picture i've taken of myself being photogenic. In my defense, the only pictures I usually take of myself are when i'm BY myself (which is,

, most of the time), but when i'm out with groups I've been making an effort to have less pictures of myself taken. When I was in Japan/Taiwan it was just much easier than asking asian folks to do it. Also I have long arms.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 03-05-2010, 12:25 AM

Do you have any pictures of BDH's mom's tits? She looks like she's got some big ones.

Orgazmo · 03-05-2010, 12:34 AM

ID, whose dad is that in your avatar?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 03-05-2010, 12:51 AM

Your dad.

Orgazmo · 03-08-2010, 04:28 PM

I'VE RECEIVED A SECRET SANTA GIFT

And I'm assuming it's from DJ FC.

I heard a rap upon my door just 20 minutes ago. As I opened up I found not a man, but a box! A box that I had not expected. One with a post-office-corrected address on it. One from Amazon! All clues that point to this being a gift.

With excitement, I ripped the son of a bitch open only to find a wrapped item inside:

On the card

Quote:

Dear Mr Gazmo:

I know how deeply you wanted a Korean gift from your Santa. Now you can make your own KOREAN NOM NOMS

Hard as a rock now, I slowly eased into the gift. After unwrapping the supple ribbon, the wrapping tore off without incident.

What could this be? Perhaps a gift from Heaven? I couldn't take it any longer! I persisted until the edge of the gift exposed itself!

And then, with a simple grab, the gift showed itself fully.

! A glorious cookbook, Good Morning, Kimchi!, with "Forty Different Kinds of Traditional & Fusion Kimchi Recipes"! And each one looks more delicious than the next.

I've never been happier.

This is very appreciated, Substitute Santa. I'm sure Tits will enjoy making every one of these things for me.

Please make a post to claim your deed so that you may be properly thanked.

DDTempest · 03-09-2010, 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

That looks like the beginnings of a mustache sir. Is that a mustache I see coming in?

DJ FC · 03-09-2010, 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

I'VE RECEIVED A SECRET SANTA GIVE
Please make a post to claim your deed so that you may be properly thanked.

I sent this out before it was known that Blonde was back. I did not want to rain on his parade.

Mr. Blonde · 03-09-2010, 02:47 AM

No worries at all. That's probably a pretty good book; I personally think Kimchi is delicious, although I only eat it in two ways: hot and cold. It's more of a side dish here rather than a cooking additive, but i'd like to see a cooking for assholes Korean edition.

Orgazmo · 03-12-2010, 03:09 PM

ANOTHER GIFT HAS ARRIVED ON MY DOORSTEP

AND IT, TOO, IS NOT FROM BLONDE!

...but, if not Blonde, who is the mystery member to take pity upon me? Perhaps the contents will be a clue...

A delicious snack, for sure. But is it a clue? Hmm...

Also, what the fuck is that silver thing on the box? Let's zoom in...

Oh, a coin from 1942 Nazi Germany! Of course!

Whoever sent me this great gift, thank you very much. I sincerely appreciate it. You are a champion in my book.

Mr. Blonde · 03-12-2010, 03:11 PM

SittinOnDubsWGW · 03-12-2010, 10:34 PM

It's hilarious to me that you have gotten 2 secret santa presents before you have received the one from Blonde.

02-06-2010, 03:31 AM	#126 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	can't mail it out till monday. its complete, however.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

02-06-2010, 04:35 AM	#127 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	You bum. I wish I could neg-rep u for being such a bum, bum.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

02-28-2010, 02:11 PM	#130 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	Do you know who always takes a penny but never leaves a penny? A filthy nigger. Do you know who receives a Secret Santa Gift but doesn't send out a Secret Santa Gift? A filthy nigger.
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

02-28-2010, 02:42 PM	#131 (permalink)
Der Fuhrer Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 549 Internets: 5464	.
	Last edited by Der Fuhrer; 03-07-2022 at 12:47 PM.

03-04-2010, 09:33 PM	#132 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	no excuses
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

02-28-2010, 01:55 PM	#129 (permalink)
Der Fuhrer Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 549 Internets: 5464	Blonde is living in South Korean shit hole, correct? For his punishment he should have to cross the border into North Korean shit hole...or at least attempt to without being shot in the face. At the very least, we should communally decide on a just punishment for him. Perhaps an aminsh-style shunning of him until he makes good on his secret santa promise. Maybe start a thread dedicated to nothing but insults thrown at Mr. Blonde until he delivers the goods, or a combination of the two. These are all just suggestions, this is your forum and I am only a humble guest. Do nothing, do something, or do as you wish. I know that I'm new here, but I just think it's a travesty to deny someone Christmas joy when one enters into an agreement saying they would deliver said joy. Perhaps he is bitter because he hurt his masturbation hand and no one wants to participate in his no wacking off game. I can sympathize with that, but it's no excuse. Weinnachtszeit is very important in Deutschland.

03-04-2010, 09:34 PM	#133 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	How much?

03-04-2010, 10:10 PM	#134 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Shipping was never an issue, the post office is just really far away and there is no busses or subway stops near it. It's either walk or cab it. It was really cold and as i've said, I was lazy and don't have an excuse. Today it was a nice day out, so I walked. shipping was about $30.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

03-04-2010, 10:35 PM	#135 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,730 Internets: 311447	Shit Blonde, I just looked at our chat log and realized I gave you my old address. FUCK FUCK FUCK. just kidding, thanks for shipping the god damned gift

03-04-2010, 11:40 PM	#136 (permalink)
Der Fuhrer Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 549 Internets: 5464	I gotta give props to Blonde. Most people, out of shame and guilt, would have never showed their faces on here again. Not Mr. Blonde, although 3 months late, he at least owned up and finally delivered the goods. Nice job.

03-04-2010, 11:44 PM	#137 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I appreciate the sentiment, but that's like congratulating an intelligent rich kid on getting his college diploma at 30. No congratulations are in order, but I am surprised at how many people seemingly thought I wouldn't send it/would leave Nubblies because of my tardiness/self tempban.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

03-04-2010, 11:50 PM	#138 (permalink)
Der Fuhrer Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 549 Internets: 5464	Yeah you're right. I'm posting and working at the same time so I'm not giving much thought to what I say. Everything before the Nice job I mean, but after that, what I meant to say was, terrible job.
	Last edited by Der Fuhrer; 03-07-2022 at 12:49 PM.

03-05-2010, 12:09 AM	#139 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Blonde, what is your avatar? Nice work on finally getting off your lazy ass and sending the gift. Also, I really like how all (okay, most) of your pics from Korea of yourself are taken by you. Seriously. It has a certain theme to it that is just kinda cool. Like Man vs. World or something. Anyway, I like it and you actually seem really good at taking pics of yourself (even though knowing how vein you are there's probably 15 that get deleted and retaken for every one that appears online).

03-05-2010, 12:25 AM	#141 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	Do you have any pictures of BDH's mom's tits? She looks like she's got some big ones.
	#YOLO

03-05-2010, 12:34 AM	#142 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,730 Internets: 311447	ID, whose dad is that in your avatar?

03-05-2010, 12:51 AM	#143 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	Your dad.
	#YOLO

03-09-2010, 02:47 AM	#147 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	No worries at all. That's probably a pretty good book; I personally think Kimchi is delicious, although I only eat it in two ways: hot and cold. It's more of a side dish here rather than a cooking additive, but i'd like to see a cooking for assholes Korean edition.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

03-12-2010, 03:09 PM	#148 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,730 Internets: 311447	ANOTHER GIFT HAS ARRIVED ON MY DOORSTEP AND IT, TOO, IS NOT FROM BLONDE! ...but, if not Blonde, who is the mystery member to take pity upon me? Perhaps the contents will be a clue... A delicious snack, for sure. But is it a clue? Hmm... Also, what the fuck is that silver thing on the box? Let's zoom in... Oh, a coin from 1942 Nazi Germany! Of course! Whoever sent me this great gift, thank you very much. I sincerely appreciate it. You are a champion in my book.

03-12-2010, 03:11 PM	#149 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	lol
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

03-12-2010, 10:34 PM	#150 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	It's hilarious to me that you have gotten 2 secret santa presents before you have received the one from Blonde.

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