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DDTempest · 02-17-2011, 06:11 PM

Coke has not jumped on the real sugar bandwagon with Pepsi ... well they have, they just sell it as "Mexican Coke" at the grocery store in the ethnic foods section ... I'm sure its not actually from Mexico.

Saint DH · 02-17-2011, 06:53 PM

My advanced accounting professor claims that coca cola causes Alzheimer's disease. Pepsi, on the other hand, does not.

Ugly Bastard · 02-17-2011, 08:07 PM

Mr. Blonde · 02-17-2011, 08:35 PM

^ I almost posted that exact same fucking thing.

DDTempest · 02-17-2011, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

My advanced accounting professor claims that coca cola causes Alzheimer's disease. Pepsi, on the other hand, does not.

Because Pepsi kills you before you can get old enough to suffer Alzheimer's ... because it's full of AIDS

Saint DH · 02-18-2011, 12:53 AM

DPC teaches international natural resources. This guy is different. DPC would probably say that is bullshit.

You know what I'm a little disappointed with that response. If you've listened to anything I've said about DPC, that's not even close to something he would say. I'm beginning to think that you guys don't understand the enigma that is DPC. Blonde, you love to read so much, why don't you buy his fucking book on Amazon, and then you can bask in his glory.

Mr. Blonde · 02-18-2011, 01:06 AM

Google/amazon search yielded worse results than holothetic. What's the name of the book? Does he have a pen name or something?

Saint DH · 02-18-2011, 01:13 AM

Bound to the Hearth by the Shortest Tether

Orgazmo · 02-18-2011, 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DDTempest

Because Pepsi kills you before you can get old enough to suffer Alzheimer's ... because it's full of AIDS

Spoken like a true Holothecian.

angry pancake · 03-28-2011, 09:48 PM

Scotd: I haven't had a credit card in years.

DDTempest · 04-07-2011, 06:59 PM

SCOTD: I just sharted. I thought I just had to fart, but there was a bit of ass sauce hiding in there waiting to escape. This has happened to me before ... but not like this. It went completely through my underwear, got my pants, and even wet my computer chair. Whats worse is I was planning on sexing up the girlfriend, instead I ran upstairs and kicked her out of the shower to wash my ass off.

angry pancake · 04-07-2011, 07:45 PM

Pics or it didn't happen.

Ugly Bastard · 04-07-2011, 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DDTempest

SCOTD: I just sharted. I thought I just had to fart, but there was a bit of ass sauce hiding in there waiting to escape. This has happened to me before ... but not like this. It went completely through my underwear, got my pants, and even wet my computer chair. Whats worse is I was planning on sexing up the girlfriend, instead I ran upstairs and kicked her out of the shower to wash my ass off.

This happened to me about a year ago. I was sitting at computer and really took some liberties in helping to push out a big ass fart. Then... trouble! "Wha... what was that?!" Ran into bathroom. Shit all over my boxers, pants, and running down my leg. It's traumatizing. How you handle it is what separates little boys from men.

heurisdick · 04-08-2011, 12:14 AM

Senior year in high school I walk down to my car to have a smoke. I'm standing there and have a sweet fart brewing. I push nice and hard and immediately know it's a shart. I look down (wearing shorts) and see most of it chillin on my calf. I took my shirt off and wiped it, drove home, threw away shirt and underwear, and showered. Got a guilt-free day off of school out of it.

Ironic Mustache · 04-08-2011, 01:52 PM

I pissed the bed about a 6 months ago, and I wasn't drunk. I was having a dream about taking a piss at a urinal, and just let loose. In the dream I remember it not feeling quite right and then realizing what was going down and waking up. My first thought was how I was going to hide this fact from the girlfriend, but there was just simply too much of it. I had to wake her up so we could change the sheets. I suspect she would have questioned my need to get in the shower at 3 in the morning anyway though...

She ended up thinking it was pretty hilarious despite the inconvenience. That's how I know she's a keeper. I'm now free to pee the bed at my leisure, with little to no consequence.

thekremlin · 04-08-2011, 04:09 PM

I like this. From now on when I meet a girl and I wonder... Is She The One?.... I'm going to piss the bed on purpose to see how she reacts.

Repugnant Abomination · 04-09-2011, 12:59 AM

You guys are disgusting.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-09-2011, 02:50 AM

You know you don't need a girl in bed with you to piss all over yourself. You can just do it for fun. Or practice.

angry pancake · 04-09-2011, 05:23 AM

I once smuggled feces out of some girl's house in my hat. Wait, that wasn't me who did that.

Ironic Mustache · 04-11-2011, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by angry pancake

I once smuggled feces out of some girl's house in my hat. Wait, that wasn't me who did that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Repugnant Abomination

You guys are disgusting.

Glass houses mother fucker.

vaga1220 * · 04-11-2011, 04:36 PM

Just this last Saturday night I pissed my bed in a drunken slumber. I, of course blame this thread as pissing my bed isn't something I try to do on a regular basis.

Repugnant Abomination · 04-11-2011, 05:58 PM

I recently had another poop smuggling experience.

It was necessary.

Orgazmo · 04-12-2011, 08:20 AM

Details please.

Ironic Mustache · 04-19-2011, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Repugnant Abomination

I recently had another poop smuggling experience.

It was necessary.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

Details please.

Look here you god damned spook, the man asked for details and said please.

Repugnant Abomination · 04-19-2011, 06:12 PM

This information is too hot to be shared on a public forum.

02-18-2011, 12:53 AM	#1981 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,150 Internets: 284753	DPC teaches international natural resources. This guy is different. DPC would probably say that is bullshit. You know what I'm a little disappointed with that response. If you've listened to anything I've said about DPC, that's not even close to something he would say. I'm beginning to think that you guys don't understand the enigma that is DPC. Blonde, you love to read so much, why don't you buy his fucking book on Amazon, and then you can bask in his glory.
	Last edited by Saint DH; 02-18-2011 at 12:58 AM.

04-08-2011, 01:52 PM	#1990 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I pissed the bed about a 6 months ago, and I wasn't drunk. I was having a dream about taking a piss at a urinal, and just let loose. In the dream I remember it not feeling quite right and then realizing what was going down and waking up. My first thought was how I was going to hide this fact from the girlfriend, but there was just simply too much of it. I had to wake her up so we could change the sheets. I suspect she would have questioned my need to get in the shower at 3 in the morning anyway though... She ended up thinking it was pretty hilarious despite the inconvenience. That's how I know she's a keeper. I'm now free to pee the bed at my leisure, with little to no consequence.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

04-09-2011, 02:50 AM	#1993 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	You know you don't need a girl in bed with you to piss all over yourself. You can just do it for fun. Or practice.
	#YOLO

04-11-2011, 04:36 PM	#1996 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	Just this last Saturday night I pissed my bed in a drunken slumber. I, of course blame this thread as pissing my bed isn't something I try to do on a regular basis.
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

02-17-2011, 06:53 PM	#1977 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,150 Internets: 284753	My advanced accounting professor claims that coca cola causes Alzheimer's disease. Pepsi, on the other hand, does not.

02-17-2011, 08:07 PM	#1978 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	?

02-17-2011, 08:35 PM	#1979 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	^ I almost posted that exact same fucking thing.

02-18-2011, 01:06 AM	#1982 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Google/amazon search yielded worse results than holothetic. What's the name of the book? Does he have a pen name or something?

02-18-2011, 01:13 AM	#1983 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,150 Internets: 284753	Bound to the Hearth by the Shortest Tether

03-28-2011, 09:48 PM	#1985 (permalink)
angry pancake Jelqing for Jesus Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Charlotte's spare bedroom Posts: 3,079 Internets: 194538	Scotd: I haven't had a credit card in years.

04-07-2011, 07:45 PM	#1987 (permalink)
angry pancake Jelqing for Jesus Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Charlotte's spare bedroom Posts: 3,079 Internets: 194538	Pics or it didn't happen.

04-08-2011, 12:14 AM	#1989 (permalink)
heurisdick Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 267 Internets: 4908	Senior year in high school I walk down to my car to have a smoke. I'm standing there and have a sweet fart brewing. I push nice and hard and immediately know it's a shart. I look down (wearing shorts) and see most of it chillin on my calf. I took my shirt off and wiped it, drove home, threw away shirt and underwear, and showered. Got a guilt-free day off of school out of it.

04-08-2011, 04:09 PM	#1991 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	I like this. From now on when I meet a girl and I wonder... Is She The One?.... I'm going to piss the bed on purpose to see how she reacts.

04-09-2011, 12:59 AM	#1992 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	You guys are disgusting.

04-09-2011, 05:23 AM	#1994 (permalink)
angry pancake Jelqing for Jesus Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Charlotte's spare bedroom Posts: 3,079 Internets: 194538	I once smuggled feces out of some girl's house in my hat. Wait, that wasn't me who did that.

04-11-2011, 05:58 PM	#1997 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	I recently had another poop smuggling experience. It was necessary.

04-12-2011, 08:20 AM	#1998 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	Details please.

04-19-2011, 06:12 PM	#2000 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	This information is too hot to be shared on a public forum.