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ninjaface · 01-05-2003, 05:17 AM

She treated me like... I jacked off outside of her window while she was sleeping again.

tonguegina · 01-05-2003, 05:43 AM

Hmm...that last one didn't really last very long, but...

She treated me like...the horney sexbear that I am.

St. Anky · 01-05-2003, 07:53 PM

she treated me like... i had just pulled out of her ass and wiped her blood on her teddy bear.

Ugly Bastard · 01-05-2003, 10:54 PM

She treated me like.....I'm a dirty Mexican who just did her up the ass.

-Ugly Bastard

01-05-2003, 11:12 PM

Hahaha, ouch.

StDx · 01-05-2003, 11:59 PM

I like the fast pace of the game... so I'm gonna go ahead and end this one. I have to go with Chuckhead, because I can't imagine how bad an 18 year old queer who takes dance lessons must be treated... poor fella.

Combat Chuck-1
StDx-2
50 Cent - 1
BDH - 1
Orgazmo - 1
Pliedes - 1
St. Anky - 1
Titan - 1
Ugly Bastard - 1
Lethal - 1

BigDongedHoe · 01-06-2003, 01:17 AM

JK's ass after it's been rammed with a 9"+ long cock....

:::BDH:::

Note: BDH used JK's real name. I edited it to something else, and he re-edited to make it appear as "JK" which is as you see it now. Thank you for your nubblies patronage

[This message has been edited by BigDongedHoe (edited January 06, 2003).]

[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited January 06, 2003).]

Combat Chuck · 01-06-2003, 01:19 AM

Alright, thanks. First time posting, and I get a spot on the board....huh. Kinda strange, but hey, let's keep the game in motion shall we?

Okay, let's say you're walking somewhere, and as you're walking, you see this pile of...something...on the side of the road.

Describe it for me.

It looked like a...

01-06-2003, 01:28 AM

It looked like... a charred pile of jewish corpses.

Ugly Bastard · 01-06-2003, 01:42 AM

It looked like.....a piece of flabby skin off of a Mexican woman's ass that was dipped in urine and served on a toasted bun.

-Ugly Bastard

01-06-2003, 01:53 AM

It looked like... the result of thousands of years of dripping semen from that thing in the back of your throat.

Combat Chuck · 01-08-2003, 08:21 PM

Well, since it looks like this thread is in danger of getting pushed to the bottom recesses of this page by some dumbass threads, I'll pick the winner now.

I'm gonna go with Orgazmo, since damn...a thousand years....wow. That's a grand scope there, and I like to see that risk being taken.

UB, you were a very close second.

Here're your updated scores. Take it away Orgazmo.

Combat Chuck-1
StDx-2
50 Cent - 1
BDH - 1
Orgazmo - 2
Pliedes - 1
St. Anky - 1
Titan - 1
Ugly Bastard - 1
Lethal - 1

01-09-2003, 12:53 AM

Thank you Mr. Chuck.

My dick is so big...

Now, I want to hear original shit. I've read many things off of various websites that finish this statement...some of which StDx utilized early on in the Nubblies lifeline in a shit talking post. If I've heard your finisher before, I will certainly not pick you as the winner.

My thought: Your girlfriend has to tap dance on it to get me off.

Finish It, Bitch.

[This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited January 08, 2003).]

Combat Chuck · 01-09-2003, 01:02 AM

My dick is so big that I've had to call the Guiness Book of World Records to tell them that I DON'T have elephantitis.

[This message has been edited by Combat Chuck (edited January 09, 2003).]

Ugly Bastard · 01-09-2003, 01:03 AM

My dick is so big.....Anky's "mom" said she could actually feel it.

Explanation: She's so loose, she usually can't feel a cock.....

-Ugly Bastard

tonguegina · 01-09-2003, 02:30 AM

My dick is so big...homeless people use it as shelter from the rain.

victim · 01-09-2003, 01:10 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tonguegina:
My dick is so big...homeless people use it as shelter from the rain.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

My dick is so big... ha ha, you think that's rain?

01-09-2003, 01:10 PM

My dick is so big... that they're hosting next year's Rose Bowl on my shaft.

StDx · 01-09-2003, 06:02 PM

my dick is so big ... on september 11, the plan was for the fourth plane to crash into my dick.

StabMaster Arson · 01-09-2003, 06:05 PM

my dick is so big... it just renewed it's old endorsement deal with gatorade... it's in a commercial where my dick now plays basketball against my dick 10 years ago AND my dick 10 years before that.

Cockstarr · 01-09-2003, 06:07 PM

The Cockstarr's dick is so big... the Cockstarr routinely enters it in big dick contests where it always comes in first, second, and third.

Ugly Bastard · 01-09-2003, 10:44 PM

I know it's against the rules to post on here without having a finish it, bitch. But I can't help it, StDx, your post nearly made me shit myself. That was singlehandedly one of the funniest things I have ever read in my life.

Orgazmo, I wasn't thinking I would win this anyways....but if for some reason you should feel that I am the winner of this round, I would like to concede my victory to StDx. Just give it to him, that was the funniest fucking thing I've ever read.

-Ugly Bastard

ninjaface · 01-09-2003, 10:53 PM

My dick is so big... I let New York use it as a parade float.

01-10-2003, 02:29 AM

First of all...I don't think anyone would disagree with the fact that this F.I.B. has brought out the best in everyone. All of those were hysterical. In my opinion, two shined above the rest...StDx's and Stabmaster Arson's. I don't know if you guys have seen the new Gatorade commercial...but it has Michael Jordan (of current day) playing basketball against the oldtimes Michael Jordan. To be honest, Stabmaster's made me laugh more than StDx's...but St's has much more of a lasting effect. Because of this, he gets the W.

On a sidenote, Mr. Gina's was an amazing thought too. In any other FIB, it would have won...but this FIB seemed to bring out the best in all Nubblites. God bless.

Combat Chuck-1
StDx - 3
50 Cent - 1
BDH - 1
Orgazmo - 2
Pliedes - 1
St. Anky - 1
Titan - 1
Ugly Bastard - 1
Lethal - 1

StDx · 01-10-2003, 05:43 PM

thank you.

let's look at the opposite side of the spectrum.

my dick's so small...

I'm thinking along the lines of...

my dick's so small if it were any shorter, it's stick out the crack of my ass.
or
my dick's so small I always piss on my balls.
or
my dick's so small I feel inadequate when I see a lightswitch.
be creative, see what you can do.

01-05-2003, 11:12 PM	#105 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	Hahaha, ouch.
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a

01-06-2003, 01:28 AM	#109 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	It looked like... a charred pile of jewish corpses.
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a

01-06-2003, 01:53 AM	#111 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	It looked like... the result of thousands of years of dripping semen from that thing in the back of your throat.
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a

01-09-2003, 12:53 AM	#113 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Thank you Mr. Chuck. My dick is so big... Now, I want to hear original shit. I've read many things off of various websites that finish this statement...some of which StDx utilized early on in the Nubblies lifeline in a shit talking post. If I've heard your finisher before, I will certainly not pick you as the winner. My thought: Your girlfriend has to tap dance on it to get me off. Finish It, Bitch. [This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited January 08, 2003).]
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a

01-09-2003, 01:10 PM	#118 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	My dick is so big... that they're hosting next year's Rose Bowl on my shaft.
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a

01-05-2003, 05:17 AM	#101 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,240 Internets: 210144	She treated me like... I jacked off outside of her window while she was sleeping again.

01-05-2003, 05:43 AM	#102 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Hmm...that last one didn't really last very long, but... She treated me like...the horney sexbear that I am.

01-05-2003, 07:53 PM	#103 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	she treated me like... i had just pulled out of her ass and wiped her blood on her teddy bear.

01-05-2003, 10:54 PM	#104 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	She treated me like.....I'm a dirty Mexican who just did her up the ass. -Ugly Bastard

01-05-2003, 11:59 PM	#106 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	I like the fast pace of the game... so I'm gonna go ahead and end this one. I have to go with Chuckhead, because I can't imagine how bad an 18 year old queer who takes dance lessons must be treated... poor fella. Combat Chuck-1 StDx-2 50 Cent - 1 BDH - 1 Orgazmo - 1 Pliedes - 1 St. Anky - 1 Titan - 1 Ugly Bastard - 1 Lethal - 1

01-06-2003, 01:17 AM	#107 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	JK's ass after it's been rammed with a 9"+ long cock.... :::BDH::: Note: BDH used JK's real name. I edited it to something else, and he re-edited to make it appear as "JK" which is as you see it now. Thank you for your nubblies patronage [This message has been edited by BigDongedHoe (edited January 06, 2003).] [This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited January 06, 2003).]

01-06-2003, 01:19 AM	#108 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Alright, thanks. First time posting, and I get a spot on the board....huh. Kinda strange, but hey, let's keep the game in motion shall we? Okay, let's say you're walking somewhere, and as you're walking, you see this pile of...something...on the side of the road. Describe it for me. It looked like a...

01-06-2003, 01:42 AM	#110 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	It looked like.....a piece of flabby skin off of a Mexican woman's ass that was dipped in urine and served on a toasted bun. -Ugly Bastard

01-08-2003, 08:21 PM	#112 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Well, since it looks like this thread is in danger of getting pushed to the bottom recesses of this page by some dumbass threads, I'll pick the winner now. I'm gonna go with Orgazmo, since damn...a thousand years....wow. That's a grand scope there, and I like to see that risk being taken. UB, you were a very close second. Here're your updated scores. Take it away Orgazmo. Combat Chuck-1 StDx-2 50 Cent - 1 BDH - 1 Orgazmo - 2 Pliedes - 1 St. Anky - 1 Titan - 1 Ugly Bastard - 1 Lethal - 1

01-09-2003, 01:02 AM	#114 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	My dick is so big that I've had to call the Guiness Book of World Records to tell them that I DON'T have elephantitis. [This message has been edited by Combat Chuck (edited January 09, 2003).]

01-09-2003, 01:03 AM	#115 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	My dick is so big.....Anky's "mom" said she could actually feel it. Explanation: She's so loose, she usually can't feel a cock..... -Ugly Bastard

01-09-2003, 02:30 AM	#116 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	My dick is so big...homeless people use it as shelter from the rain.

01-09-2003, 01:10 PM	#117 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tonguegina: My dick is so big...homeless people use it as shelter from the rain.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> My dick is so big... ha ha, you think that's rain?

01-09-2003, 06:02 PM	#119 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	my dick is so big ... on september 11, the plan was for the fourth plane to crash into my dick.

01-09-2003, 06:05 PM	#120 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	my dick is so big... it just renewed it's old endorsement deal with gatorade... it's in a commercial where my dick now plays basketball against my dick 10 years ago AND my dick 10 years before that.

01-09-2003, 06:07 PM	#121 (permalink)
Cockstarr Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Cockstarr is omnipresent Posts: 49 Internets: 10	The Cockstarr's dick is so big... the Cockstarr routinely enters it in big dick contests where it always comes in first, second, and third.

01-09-2003, 10:44 PM	#122 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I know it's against the rules to post on here without having a finish it, bitch. But I can't help it, StDx, your post nearly made me shit myself. That was singlehandedly one of the funniest things I have ever read in my life. Orgazmo, I wasn't thinking I would win this anyways....but if for some reason you should feel that I am the winner of this round, I would like to concede my victory to StDx. Just give it to him, that was the funniest fucking thing I've ever read. -Ugly Bastard

01-09-2003, 10:53 PM	#123 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,240 Internets: 210144	My dick is so big... I let New York use it as a parade float.

01-10-2003, 02:29 AM	#124 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	First of all...I don't think anyone would disagree with the fact that this F.I.B. has brought out the best in everyone. All of those were hysterical. In my opinion, two shined above the rest...StDx's and Stabmaster Arson's. I don't know if you guys have seen the new Gatorade commercial...but it has Michael Jordan (of current day) playing basketball against the oldtimes Michael Jordan. To be honest, Stabmaster's made me laugh more than StDx's...but St's has much more of a lasting effect. Because of this, he gets the W. On a sidenote, Mr. Gina's was an amazing thought too. In any other FIB, it would have won...but this FIB seemed to bring out the best in all Nubblites. God bless. Combat Chuck-1 StDx - 3 50 Cent - 1 BDH - 1 Orgazmo - 2 Pliedes - 1 St. Anky - 1 Titan - 1 Ugly Bastard - 1 Lethal - 1
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a

01-10-2003, 05:43 PM	#125 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	thank you. let's look at the opposite side of the spectrum. my dick's so small... I'm thinking along the lines of... my dick's so small if it were any shorter, it's stick out the crack of my ass. or my dick's so small I always piss on my balls. or my dick's so small I feel inadequate when I see a lightswitch. be creative, see what you can do.

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