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Sometimes ugly chicks eat big purple tadpoles, but hookers normally ovulate when money gets tight. Upon wintery evenings, masterbatory delights accent their sexual activities wildly, and savagely. Whenever
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Sometimes ugly chicks eat big purple tadpoles, but hookers normally ovulate when money gets tight. Upon wintery evenings, masterbatory delights accent their sexual activities wildly, and savagely. Whenever herpes
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Sometimes ugly chicks eat big purple tadpoles, but hookers normally ovulate when money gets tight. Upon wintery evenings, masterbatory delights accent their sexual activities wildly, and savagely. Whenever herpes invades
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Sometimes ugly chicks eat big purple tadpoles, but hookers normally ovulate when money gets tight. Upon wintery evenings, masturbatory delights accent their sexual activities wildly, and savagely. Whenever herpes invades macroglossic
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Sometimes ugly chicks eat big purple tadpoles, but hookers normally ovulate when money gets tight. Upon wintery evenings, masturbatory delights accent their sexual activities wildly, and savagely. Whenever herpes invades macroglossic cells, patients
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Sometimes ugly chicks eat big purple tadpoles, but hookers normally ovulate when money gets tight. Upon wintery evenings, masturbatory delights accent their sexual activities wildly, and savagely. Whenever herpes invades macroglossic cells, patients tend
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Sometimes ugly chicks eat big purple tadpoles, but hookers normally ovulate when money gets tight. Upon wintery evenings, masturbatory delights accent their sexual activities wildly, and savagely. Whenever herpes invades macroglossic cells, patients tend to
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Sometimes ugly chicks eat big purple tadpoles, but hookers normally ovulate when money gets tight. Upon wintery evenings, masturbatory delights accent their sexual activities wildly, and savagely. Whenever herpes invades macroglossic cells, patients tend to bleed
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Sometimes ugly chicks eat big purple tadpoles, but hookers normally ovulate when money gets tight. Upon wintery evenings, masturbatory delights accent their sexual activities wildly, and savagely. Whenever herpes invades macroglossic cells, patients tend to bleed profusely.
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Sometimes ugly chicks eat big purple tadpoles, but hookers normally ovulate when money gets tight. Upon wintery evenings, masturbatory delights accent their sexual activities wildly, and savagely. Whenever herpes invades macroglossic cells, patients tend to bleed profusely. Twelve
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Sometimes ugly chicks eat big purple tadpoles, but hookers normally ovulate when money gets tight. Upon wintery evenings, masturbatory delights accent their sexual activities wildly, and savagely. Whenever herpes invades macroglossic cells, patients tend to bleed profusely. Twelve wise
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Sometimes ugly chicks eat big purple tadpoles, but hookers normally ovulate when money gets tight. Upon wintery evenings, masturbatory delights accent their sexual activities wildly, and savagely. Whenever herpes invades macroglossic cells, patients tend to bleed profusely. Twelve wise horses
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Sometimes ugly chicks eat big purple tadpoles, but hookers normally ovulate when money gets tight. Upon wintery evenings, masturbatory delights accent their sexual activities wildly, and savagely. Whenever herpes invades macroglossic cells, patients tend to bleed profusely. Twelve wise horses constructed
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Sometimes ugly chicks eat big purple tadpoles, but hookers normally ovulate when money gets tight. Upon wintery evenings, masturbatory delights accent their sexual activities wildly, and savagely. Whenever herpes invades macroglossic cells, patients tend to bleed profusely. Twelve wise horses constructed
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Sometimes ugly chicks eat big purple tadpoles, but hookers normally ovulate when money gets tight. Upon wintery evenings, masturbatory delights accent their sexual activities wildly, and savagely. Whenever herpes invades macroglossic cells, patients tend to bleed profusely. Twelve wise horses constructed a gauntly
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Sometimes ugly chicks eat big purple tadpoles, but hookers normally ovulate when money gets tight. Upon wintery evenings, masturbatory delights accent their sexual activities wildly, and savagely. Whenever herpes invades macroglossic cells, patients tend to bleed profusely. Twelve wise horses constructed a gauntly barn
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Alright, this story blows dick. But rather than be discouraged, let's use this one as an example of how not to make a story.
Let's try again, this time, with a few small rules: 1.) This is not a pornographic story, so enough of the sexually-driven words. 2.) Let's actually try to make it a story that you could read in Reader's Digest or some shit like that someday. A completely decent, publishable story. Shall we try again.... Dylan -Ugly Bastard |
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Sometimes ugly chicks eat big purple tadpoles, but hookers normally ovulate when money gets tight. Upon wintery evenings, masturbatory delights accent their sexual activities wildly, and savagely. Whenever herpes invades macroglossic cells, patients tend to bleed profusely. Twelve wise horses constructed a gauntly barn owl,
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