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Alpha · 07-16-2003, 08:51 PM

Yeah fuck it, I pass it on to anyone who wants it, finding a picture is way to time consuming and all the sites I try to get them from end up being gay.

ninjaface · 07-16-2003, 10:15 PM

Yay. Here we go.

silver and cold · 07-16-2003, 10:46 PM

Lady: Jeez, Bob, I never knew you liked male porn!

Male: *thinking* there's lots you dunno baby!

malibu · 07-16-2003, 10:58 PM

Lady: Honey I know you really want me to wear that leather outfit, but I just can't do it

Man: Come on honey can't you just use the whip?

Ugly Bastard · 07-16-2003, 11:35 PM

Lady: "Do you want to see the June quarterlies?"

Guy: (thinking) "If by 'the June quarterlies' you mean 'my vagina', then 'yes'".

-Ugly Bastard

Fruitacious B · 07-17-2003, 12:20 AM

Guy: "must focus on paper (tits) definately the paper (tits), fuck it."

Lady: "I wonder which of these pens would fit in my vagina the most efficiently"

Orgazmo · 07-17-2003, 12:38 AM

Chick: "As you can see, revenue dropped 12 points after our main plant was invaded by sexbears."

Dude: *thinking* "What I'd give to bestow upon her a second pearl necklace..."

ninjaface · 07-17-2003, 01:38 AM

Lots of competition on this one. Although Orgazmo's entry was funny and the "pearl necklace" part was not lost upon me, Mr. Bastard took the win. The dirty smirk on his face went very well with his thoughts.

Scoreboard:
Alpha - 2
Ninjaface - 1
Dr. Seuss - 1
victim - 1
Ugly Bastard - 1

Ugly Bastard · 07-17-2003, 11:12 AM

Thank you, sir.

-Ugly Bastard

Orgazmo · 07-17-2003, 02:25 PM

Marianne (left) was still excited over her wins at the Special Olympics, but, but the time we reached them for the picture, Suzanne (right) had already realized that she's still retarded.

Fruitacious B · 07-17-2003, 02:38 PM

Two women, single, bi. Looking for male influence in love life. Both blonde, 5'4'', athletic builds and very flexible, also athletic. Call if interested in a "good time".

ninjaface · 07-17-2003, 02:46 PM

Linda: "I won da back stroke!" *drools*

Diane: "Chomp chomp pachewy chomp, pachewy chomp."

[ July 17, 2003, 10:22 PM: Message edited by: ninjaface ]

Ugly Bastard · 07-18-2003, 10:01 AM

Alright, this thread got buried. I don't want to pick a winner until there are more submissions. So far, I have laughed my balls off at every entry, and don't want to pick a winner until I laugh my balls off some more. So damn you if you haven't submitted something on this yet.

-Ugly Bastard

Fruitacious B · 07-19-2003, 03:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
Alright, this thread got buried. I don't want to pick a winner until there are more submissions. So far, I have laughed my balls off at every entry, and don't want to pick a winner until I laugh my balls off some more. So damn you if you haven't submitted something on this yet.

-Ugly Bastard

no doubt, step it up folks.

Johnny Richter · 07-19-2003, 03:55 AM

Two gymnists smiling after suceeding in the special olympics. When asked what they were going to do next, they replied, with a little drool comming out of their mouths, "We're going to the Cardinal Center!"

StabMaster Arson · 07-19-2003, 04:48 AM

Here we see the latest picture taken of Bertha (right), she was last seen in the greater Warsaw area wearing a pink mumu and bumblebee antennae made from pipe-cleaners, she was in an early model ford taurus reportedly owned by one, Ugly Bastard. If you have any information as to her whereabouts, please contact us at 1-800-288-STOP.

malibu · 07-20-2003, 02:00 PM

Barb:HI MOM! I hope you'we pwoud of me, mommy I fwip reaw good!

Cathy:What's dis big siney thing on my neck?

Ugly Bastard · 07-20-2003, 03:43 PM

Alright, that'll do. Who knew a picture of retards could produce such good laughs? Orgazmo's made me laugh the most. Fruit's and Ninjaface's certainly weren't horrible either.

Go, 'gaz.

Scoreboard:
Alpha - 2
Ninjaface - 1
Dr. Seuss - 1
victim - 1
Ugly Bastard - 1
Orgazmo - 1

-Ugly Bastard

Orgazmo · 07-20-2003, 05:19 PM

Every one of those last entries made me bust a nut. Great work.

StabMaster Arson · 07-20-2003, 05:32 PM

Here we see how NAMBLA settles disputes over who gets the little boy first.

ninjaface · 07-20-2003, 09:55 PM

Their reinactment of the arm wrestling scene from Over The Top fell tragically short of the cinematic masterpiece and it's long-standing title as the greatest film ever to be made. The two men were subsequently executed.

Ugly Bastard · 07-21-2003, 09:37 AM

One time I saw two men sharing ice cream in the park...

-Ugly Bastard

malibu · 07-21-2003, 07:04 PM

Notice as the young boy attempts to stop the arm wrestling match to ask why his dad is wearing those fruity pink shorts

Orgazmo · 07-22-2003, 02:26 AM

Stabhorse.

Scoreboard:
Alpha - 2
Ninjaface - 1
Dr. Seuss - 1
victim - 1
Ugly Bastard - 1
Orgazmo - 1
StabMaster Arson - 1

StabMaster Arson · 07-23-2003, 02:00 AM

[ July 23, 2003, 12:04 AM: Message edited by: StabMaster Arson ]

07-16-2003, 08:51 PM	#51 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	Yeah fuck it, I pass it on to anyone who wants it, finding a picture is way to time consuming and all the sites I try to get them from end up being gay.
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

07-16-2003, 10:46 PM	#53 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	Lady: Jeez, Bob, I never knew you liked male porn! Male: thinking there's lots you dunno baby!
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07-16-2003, 10:58 PM	#54 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	Lady: Honey I know you really want me to wear that leather outfit, but I just can't do it Man: Come on honey can't you just use the whip?
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

07-17-2003, 12:20 AM	#56 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Guy: "must focus on paper (tits) definately the paper (tits), fuck it." Lady: "I wonder which of these pens would fit in my vagina the most efficiently"
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

07-17-2003, 02:38 PM	#61 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Two women, single, bi. Looking for male influence in love life. Both blonde, 5'4'', athletic builds and very flexible, also athletic. Call if interested in a "good time".
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

07-16-2003, 10:15 PM	#52 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,240 Internets: 210144	Yay. Here we go.

07-16-2003, 11:35 PM	#55 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Lady: "Do you want to see the June quarterlies?" Guy: (thinking) "If by 'the June quarterlies' you mean 'my vagina', then 'yes'". -Ugly Bastard

07-17-2003, 12:38 AM	#57 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,621 Internets: 305563	Chick: "As you can see, revenue dropped 12 points after our main plant was invaded by sexbears." Dude: thinking "What I'd give to bestow upon her a second pearl necklace..."

07-17-2003, 01:38 AM	#58 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,240 Internets: 210144	Lots of competition on this one. Although Orgazmo's entry was funny and the "pearl necklace" part was not lost upon me, Mr. Bastard took the win. The dirty smirk on his face went very well with his thoughts. Scoreboard: Alpha - 2 Ninjaface - 1 Dr. Seuss - 1 victim - 1 Ugly Bastard - 1

07-17-2003, 11:12 AM	#59 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Thank you, sir. -Ugly Bastard

07-17-2003, 02:25 PM	#60 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,621 Internets: 305563	Marianne (left) was still excited over her wins at the Special Olympics, but, but the time we reached them for the picture, Suzanne (right) had already realized that she's still retarded.

07-17-2003, 02:46 PM	#62 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,240 Internets: 210144	Linda: "I won da back stroke!" drools Diane: "Chomp chomp pachewy chomp, pachewy chomp." [ July 17, 2003, 10:22 PM: Message edited by: ninjaface ]

07-18-2003, 10:01 AM	#63 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Alright, this thread got buried. I don't want to pick a winner until there are more submissions. So far, I have laughed my balls off at every entry, and don't want to pick a winner until I laugh my balls off some more. So damn you if you haven't submitted something on this yet. -Ugly Bastard

07-19-2003, 03:55 AM	#65 (permalink)
Johnny Richter Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,069 Internets: 281660	Two gymnists smiling after suceeding in the special olympics. When asked what they were going to do next, they replied, with a little drool comming out of their mouths, "We're going to the Cardinal Center!"

07-19-2003, 04:48 AM	#66 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	Here we see the latest picture taken of Bertha (right), she was last seen in the greater Warsaw area wearing a pink mumu and bumblebee antennae made from pipe-cleaners, she was in an early model ford taurus reportedly owned by one, Ugly Bastard. If you have any information as to her whereabouts, please contact us at 1-800-288-STOP.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

07-20-2003, 02:00 PM	#67 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	Barb:HI MOM! I hope you'we pwoud of me, mommy I fwip reaw good! Cathy:What's dis big siney thing on my neck?
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

07-20-2003, 03:43 PM	#68 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Alright, that'll do. Who knew a picture of retards could produce such good laughs? Orgazmo's made me laugh the most. Fruit's and Ninjaface's certainly weren't horrible either. Go, 'gaz. Scoreboard: Alpha - 2 Ninjaface - 1 Dr. Seuss - 1 victim - 1 Ugly Bastard - 1 Orgazmo - 1 -Ugly Bastard

07-20-2003, 05:19 PM	#69 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,621 Internets: 305563	Every one of those last entries made me bust a nut. Great work.

07-20-2003, 05:32 PM	#70 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	Here we see how NAMBLA settles disputes over who gets the little boy first.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

07-20-2003, 09:55 PM	#71 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,240 Internets: 210144	Their reinactment of the arm wrestling scene from Over The Top fell tragically short of the cinematic masterpiece and it's long-standing title as the greatest film ever to be made. The two men were subsequently executed.

07-21-2003, 09:37 AM	#72 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	One time I saw two men sharing ice cream in the park... -Ugly Bastard

07-21-2003, 07:04 PM	#73 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	Notice as the young boy attempts to stop the arm wrestling match to ask why his dad is wearing those fruity pink shorts
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

07-22-2003, 02:26 AM	#74 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,621 Internets: 305563	Stabhorse. Scoreboard: Alpha - 2 Ninjaface - 1 Dr. Seuss - 1 victim - 1 Ugly Bastard - 1 Orgazmo - 1 StabMaster Arson - 1

07-23-2003, 02:00 AM	#75 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	[ July 23, 2003, 12:04 AM: Message edited by: StabMaster Arson ]
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

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