This or That: The Lightning Round - Page 28 - Nubblies.net Forums

underwater · 06-21-2004, 03:11 AM

having no emotions. it would be a sad thing, but you wouldn't know what sad felt like, so it would all be okay.

accidentally hitting your own dog
vs.
watching somebody hit your dog

Niger Angelus · 06-21-2004, 09:06 AM

Watching someone hit it, that way you can get compensation.

Microwaving a Hamster
VS.
A Jew

StabMaster Arson · 06-22-2004, 03:11 AM

you're comparing an activity to a object.

at any rate, I'd have to go with the least disgusting of the two... nuking the hamster.

getting both of your arms cut off at the shoulder vs. spending a night locked in the dungeon under the stabbin cabin

cough man · 07-03-2004, 05:31 PM

arms cut off at the shoulders

Waking up and finding a dead baby in bed next to you vs. realizing you fucked the baby to death

[ July 03, 2004, 03:39 PM: Message edited by: cough man ]

farawayfromhere · 07-03-2004, 06:02 PM

waking up next to the baby.

working in an nut house
vs.
working with the most annoying coworkers imaginable

StabMaster Arson · 07-29-2004, 01:10 AM

the nut house... as long as they're not all pistachios, I hate pistachios.

a normal, everyday domesticated chihuahua
VS
a rooster bred and trained to be a professional cockfighter.

Mr. Blonde · 09-21-2004, 10:22 AM

bump

NO fucking contest...i'm going with that cock-fighting rooster.

Sex with a unbelievably hot girl who is ok in bed
vs.
Sex with an ok girl who is unbelievably great in bed

[ September 21, 2004, 08:23 AM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]

VOL · 09-21-2004, 01:27 PM

hot girl who is ok

going to school for the rest of your life

vs.

working for the rest of your life

Orgazmo · 09-21-2004, 01:55 PM

Work (if I went to school for the rest of my life...that would mean that I'm going to die relatively soon)

Mandarine · 11-08-2004, 08:09 PM

Mr. Kool-Aid

Bustin the nut too quick (under 30 seconds) vs. Not busting the nut at all

Mr. Blonde · 04-12-2005, 12:45 PM

Wow, how's this for bumping.

Not busting at all.

Kangaroos or Wallabies?

Orgazmo · 04-12-2005, 02:33 PM

Kangaroos.

Getting fucked by a 7 yr old boy (anally) vs Being forced to suck off a pony

Ugly Bastard · 04-12-2005, 03:45 PM

Getting fucked anally by a 7 year old boy.

Having a tube put down your throat to do tests on your stomach (while awake) or Being put to sleep for open-heart surgery

-Ugly Bastard

Niger Angelus · 04-12-2005, 03:53 PM

Put to sleep for open-heart.

Say you go on a hunting trip, you would rather kill and bag:

A Jew
OR
A Mexican

Ugly Bastard · 04-12-2005, 03:57 PM

Mexican

Kill and bag an Iraqi or a Jew.

-Ugly Bastard

Saint DH · 11-01-2005, 04:23 AM

Iraqi

stick a bunch of needles in your dick and penis hole vs. lacerating your penis and fucking a salt-filled vagina

Ironic Mustache · 11-01-2005, 04:11 PM

lacerating penis and fucking a salty vagina

taste great vs less filling

Orgazmo · 11-01-2005, 04:26 PM

taste great

in a fight: 2 grizzly bears vs a polar bear & a rhino

Mr. Blonde · 11-01-2005, 04:46 PM

dude, totally polar bear and a rhino. No contest.

Aspirin or Ibuprofen?

11-01-2005, 04:49 PM

Ibuprofen

5 ants or a mountain lion

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 11-01-2005, 05:09 PM

5 ants

mangina vs. cuntpenis

Orgazmo · 11-01-2005, 06:11 PM

cuntpenis

dickwhistle or razorcock

11-01-2005, 06:18 PM

dickwhistle

lightningpenis or poisonballs

Beebs · 11-01-2005, 06:41 PM

lightningpenis

Dead animals or floormats

[ November 01, 2005, 03:42 PM: Message edited by: Beebs ]

Ironic Mustache · 11-01-2005, 07:12 PM

floormats all day

genital warts vs herpes

06-21-2004, 03:11 AM	#676 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	having no emotions. it would be a sad thing, but you wouldn't know what sad felt like, so it would all be okay. accidentally hitting your own dog vs. watching somebody hit your dog
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

06-21-2004, 09:06 AM	#677 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Watching someone hit it, that way you can get compensation. Microwaving a Hamster VS. A Jew
	I enjoy knives and fire.

06-22-2004, 03:11 AM	#678 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	you're comparing an activity to a object. at any rate, I'd have to go with the least disgusting of the two... nuking the hamster. getting both of your arms cut off at the shoulder vs. spending a night locked in the dungeon under the stabbin cabin
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

07-03-2004, 05:31 PM	#679 (permalink)
cough man Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: A Gunslinging Generation Posts: 333 Internets: 10	arms cut off at the shoulders Waking up and finding a dead baby in bed next to you vs. realizing you fucked the baby to death [ July 03, 2004, 03:39 PM: Message edited by: cough man ]
	I hope you enjoy living on top of the world, when you die knowing you lived your life on your knees.

07-03-2004, 06:02 PM	#680 (permalink)
farawayfromhere Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: a land far far away Posts: 449 Internets: 10	waking up next to the baby. working in an nut house vs. working with the most annoying coworkers imaginable
	"I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends."

07-29-2004, 01:10 AM	#681 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	the nut house... as long as they're not all pistachios, I hate pistachios. a normal, everyday domesticated chihuahua VS a rooster bred and trained to be a professional cockfighter.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

09-21-2004, 10:22 AM	#682 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	bump NO fucking contest...i'm going with that cock-fighting rooster. Sex with a unbelievably hot girl who is ok in bed vs. Sex with an ok girl who is unbelievably great in bed [ September 21, 2004, 08:23 AM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

09-21-2004, 01:27 PM	#683 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	hot girl who is ok going to school for the rest of your life vs. working for the rest of your life
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

09-21-2004, 01:55 PM	#684 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	Work (if I went to school for the rest of my life...that would mean that I'm going to die relatively soon) <font size="83">Vs.</font>

11-08-2004, 08:09 PM	#685 (permalink)
Mandarine Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indiana Posts: 33 Internets: 10	Mr. Kool-Aid Bustin the nut too quick (under 30 seconds) vs. Not busting the nut at all
	Ich werde Sie cum machen.

04-12-2005, 12:45 PM	#686 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Wow, how's this for bumping. Not busting at all. Kangaroos or Wallabies?
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-12-2005, 02:33 PM	#687 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	Kangaroos. Getting fucked by a 7 yr old boy (anally) vs Being forced to suck off a pony

04-12-2005, 03:45 PM	#688 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Getting fucked anally by a 7 year old boy. Having a tube put down your throat to do tests on your stomach (while awake) or Being put to sleep for open-heart surgery -Ugly Bastard

04-12-2005, 03:53 PM	#689 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Put to sleep for open-heart. Say you go on a hunting trip, you would rather kill and bag: A Jew OR A Mexican
	I enjoy knives and fire.

04-12-2005, 03:57 PM	#690 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Mexican Kill and bag an Iraqi or a Jew. -Ugly Bastard

11-01-2005, 04:11 PM	#692 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	lacerating penis and fucking a salty vagina taste great vs less filling
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

11-01-2005, 04:49 PM	#695 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Ibuprofen 5 ants or a mountain lion
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

11-01-2005, 05:09 PM	#696 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	5 ants mangina vs. cuntpenis
	#YOLO

11-01-2005, 06:18 PM	#698 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	dickwhistle lightningpenis or poisonballs
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

11-01-2005, 04:23 AM	#691 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	Iraqi stick a bunch of needles in your dick and penis hole vs. lacerating your penis and fucking a salt-filled vagina

11-01-2005, 04:26 PM	#693 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	taste great in a fight: 2 grizzly bears vs a polar bear & a rhino

11-01-2005, 04:46 PM	#694 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	dude, totally polar bear and a rhino. No contest. Aspirin or Ibuprofen?
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

11-01-2005, 06:11 PM	#697 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	cuntpenis dickwhistle or razorcock

11-01-2005, 06:41 PM	#699 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	lightningpenis Dead animals or floormats [ November 01, 2005, 03:42 PM: Message edited by: Beebs ]

11-01-2005, 07:12 PM	#700 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	floormats all day genital warts vs herpes
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.