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Ugly Bastard · 01-19-2011, 01:02 PM

Don't drink.

Do a line of coke right now or sign an agreement that you'll never do it in your life?

Fruitacious B · 01-19-2011, 03:16 PM

Do a rail.

Gloryhole blowjob from an inexperienced female or talented gay guy.

Saint DH · 01-19-2011, 03:40 PM

inexperienced female

+rep DH for reviving this thread or continue to ignore his brilliance

Orgazmo · 01-19-2011, 04:00 PM

Continue ignoring his brilliance.

-Rep DH for implicitly asking for rep or continue ignoring his gross misstep?

Repugnant Abomination · 01-19-2011, 05:25 PM

Ignore his gross misstep.

Get butt rammed by a well hung man or spend the next 24 months of your life in poverty?

Saint DH · 03-30-2011, 03:05 PM

Poverty

Colonoscopy or prostate exam

Orgazmo · 03-30-2011, 03:36 PM

Prostate exam

$500 of 1 million fruit flavored tootsie roll things

thekremlin · 03-30-2011, 04:29 PM

1 million fruit flavor tootsie roll things.

Three testicles or the regular two testicles?

heurisdick · 03-30-2011, 04:35 PM

3.

Fucking a 350 pound woman or fucking a midget?

Orgazmo · 03-30-2011, 05:37 PM

Midget (assuming the midget isn't 300 pounds)

Losing your non-dominant hand or all of your toes?

ninjaface · 03-30-2011, 06:00 PM

Toes.

Tough Actin' Tinactin

or

Lotramin Ultra

Ugly Bastard · 03-30-2011, 10:32 PM

Lotramin obv.

No food until you beat Super Mario Bros. on NES straight up or no food until you walk/run 100 miles?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 03-30-2011, 10:42 PM

^noob
Super Mario Bros

Licking DDTempest's asshole 3 times after he goes on a 20 mile bike ride
-or-
Read a 5000 page novel written by Repugnant Abomination about the angst of a teenage boy growing up who's parents just don't understand.

Orgazmo · 03-30-2011, 10:45 PM

Repug book. (though DDT would never go on a 20 mile bike ride probably)

Being ID's cat
vs
Being Kremlin's bird

DDTempest · 04-01-2011, 07:06 AM

Being Kremlin's bird obviously ... nobody likes being sodomized to death.

Shoveling snow for three hours when its 0 degrees
or
Doing yard work for three hours when its 100 degrees.

Orgazmo · 04-01-2011, 08:17 AM

Yard work heat.

Being a piece of toilet paper

or

Being a pair of men's underwear

Ugly Bastard · 04-01-2011, 12:11 PM

Men's underwear obv. Toilet paper = sitting in septic tank forever. No thank you.

No Internet for a year

or

No sex for a year and only once a week masturbation allowed

Orgazmo · 04-01-2011, 12:15 PM

^I think it's assumed that you would die as soon as you get flushed. Death by drowning obv.

Answer to your question: No sex...for monetary reasons, of course.

Be a Lion

or

Be a Blue Whale

heurisdick · 04-01-2011, 06:04 PM

Be a lion. They sleep like 20 hours a day.

Use a time machine to go to the past

or

Use a time machine to go to the future

Saint DH · 04-01-2011, 07:05 PM

Time machine to the future. From the future you can steal all the great ideas, bring them back with you to the present, and make billions of dollars. Plus it seems like it would be far easier (and safer) to alter the future than the past.

Have the ability to freeze time (and space along with it) or have the ability to freely "jump" through time?

DDTempest · 04-01-2011, 11:24 PM

You're an idiot: you can only go to the future not go to the future and then come back.

Obviously jump through time.

Declare Shaw the winner of this game

or

Declare yourself the loser

Saint DH · 04-02-2011, 12:11 AM

You'll pay for that comment, sir. I will fucking cut you (with my penis).

Cocktooth · 05-02-2011, 02:25 PM

Declare me the winner, because All I do is Win

01-19-2011, 03:16 PM	#802 (permalink)
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01-19-2011, 05:25 PM	#805 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,977 Internets: 161638	Ignore his gross misstep. Get butt rammed by a well hung man or spend the next 24 months of your life in poverty?
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03-30-2011, 10:42 PM	#813 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	^noob Super Mario Bros Licking DDTempest's asshole 3 times after he goes on a 20 mile bike ride -or- Read a 5000 page novel written by Repugnant Abomination about the angst of a teenage boy growing up who's parents just don't understand.
	#YOLO

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01-19-2011, 01:02 PM	#801 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Don't drink. Do a line of coke right now or sign an agreement that you'll never do it in your life?

01-19-2011, 03:40 PM	#803 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,090 Internets: 281660	inexperienced female +rep DH for reviving this thread or continue to ignore his brilliance

01-19-2011, 04:00 PM	#804 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,637 Internets: 305662	Continue ignoring his brilliance. -Rep DH for implicitly asking for rep or continue ignoring his gross misstep?

03-30-2011, 03:05 PM	#806 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,090 Internets: 281660	Poverty Colonoscopy or prostate exam

03-30-2011, 03:36 PM	#807 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,637 Internets: 305662	Prostate exam $500 of 1 million fruit flavored tootsie roll things

03-30-2011, 04:29 PM	#808 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	1 million fruit flavor tootsie roll things. Three testicles or the regular two testicles?

03-30-2011, 04:35 PM	#809 (permalink)
heurisdick Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 267 Internets: 4908	3. Fucking a 350 pound woman or fucking a midget?

03-30-2011, 05:37 PM	#810 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,637 Internets: 305662	Midget (assuming the midget isn't 300 pounds) Losing your non-dominant hand or all of your toes?

03-30-2011, 06:00 PM	#811 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Toes. Tough Actin' Tinactin or Lotramin Ultra

03-30-2011, 10:32 PM	#812 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Lotramin obv. No food until you beat Super Mario Bros. on NES straight up or no food until you walk/run 100 miles?

03-30-2011, 10:45 PM	#814 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,637 Internets: 305662	Repug book. (though DDT would never go on a 20 mile bike ride probably) Being ID's cat vs Being Kremlin's bird

04-01-2011, 08:17 AM	#816 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,637 Internets: 305662	Yard work heat. Being a piece of toilet paper or Being a pair of men's underwear

04-01-2011, 12:11 PM	#817 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Men's underwear obv. Toilet paper = sitting in septic tank forever. No thank you. No Internet for a year or No sex for a year and only once a week masturbation allowed

04-01-2011, 12:15 PM	#818 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,637 Internets: 305662	^I think it's assumed that you would die as soon as you get flushed. Death by drowning obv. Answer to your question: No sex...for monetary reasons, of course. Be a Lion or Be a Blue Whale

04-01-2011, 06:04 PM	#819 (permalink)
heurisdick Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 267 Internets: 4908	Be a lion. They sleep like 20 hours a day. Use a time machine to go to the past or Use a time machine to go to the future

04-01-2011, 07:05 PM	#820 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,090 Internets: 281660	Time machine to the future. From the future you can steal all the great ideas, bring them back with you to the present, and make billions of dollars. Plus it seems like it would be far easier (and safer) to alter the future than the past. Have the ability to freeze time (and space along with it) or have the ability to freely "jump" through time?

04-02-2011, 12:11 AM	#822 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,090 Internets: 281660	You'll pay for that comment, sir. I will fucking cut you (with my penis).