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I pulled up to the drive-through window, I was sorta bored, so I peered into the window and looked around, I saw an older gentleman lowering his scrotum into the shake machine, of course after that, who wouldn't speed off faster than fuck?
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I pulled up to the drive-through window, I was sorta bored, so I peered into the window and looked around, I saw Tony Danza humping Sally Strothers, of course after that, who wouldn't speed off faster than fuck?
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Delightful.
I was walking around in Wal-Mart the other day when I saw a strange man in the aisle. He was _____________________ near all of the electronics. I then felt compelled not to make a purchase. |
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COME ON YOU YANKS
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I was walking around in Wal-Mart the other day when I saw a strange man in the aisle. He was fondling a plush Pokemon near all of the electronics. I then felt compelled not to make a purchase.
[ July 29, 2003, 09:46 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ] |
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I was walking around in Wal-Mart the other day when I saw a strange man in the aisle. He was naked playing with a baby doll , near all of the electronics. I then felt compelled not to make a purchase.
[ July 29, 2003, 10:06 PM: Message edited by: alkaline_trio- ] |
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in case you haven't heard im sick and tired of trying i wish you would take my radio to bathe with you, plugged in and ready to fall
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I was walking around in Wal-Mart the other day when I saw a strange man in the aisle. He was using a cell phone as a suppository, near all of the electronics. I then felt compelled not to make a purchase.
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I was walking around in Wal-Mart the other day when I saw a strange man in the aisle. He was passing out Bibles, near all of the electronics. I then felt compelled not to make a purchase.
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COME ON YOU YANKS
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Alkaline Trio was wandering around town last night, when he stumbled upon a group of toddlers playing kickball. Immediately aroused, he took one aside. Unfortunately, the chosen one continued to play "kickball." Let's just say he won't be fucking with them again.
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Caribou Lou
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Alkaline Trio was wandering around town last night, when he tried to have a pack of wild dogs suck him off, needless to say, they got a little too wild and bit it off Let's just say he won't be fucking with them again.
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"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."
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Caribou Lou
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Even though he was give a special certificate to get anything that he wanted at Wal-Mart for free, he came out with a 97 cent smiley face air freshener. What a queer son of a bitch.
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"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."
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Even though he was given a special certificate to get anything that he wanted at Wal-Mart for free, he came out with herpes on his face. What a queer son of a bitch.
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Gods are but men with immortal souls.
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