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Alpha · 06-22-2003, 09:20 PM

The dog was humping the velvet rabbit so quickly, it sort of looked like... Superman and The Flash engaged in gay intercourse.

Orgazmo · 06-22-2003, 10:50 PM

There's the type of answer we've been waiting for. Alpha gets it.

Leaderboard:
Orgazmo - 10
Ugly Bastard - 5
pliedes - 4
StDx - 4
Titan - 3
50 Cent - 2
BDH - 2
Lethal - 2
Combat Chuck - 1
St. Anky - 1
ninjaface - 1
tonguegina - 1
StabMaster Arson - 1
Alpha - 1

Alpha · 06-22-2003, 11:03 PM

Wow, that was very unexpected! Thank you much.

hmmmm...

The new teacher was so incredibly hot that...

ninjaface · 06-23-2003, 01:00 AM

The new teacher was so incredibly hot that... even the gay guy in class got a boner.

tonguegina · 06-23-2003, 02:50 PM

The new teacher was so incredibly hot that...even the girls in the class wanted to fuck her.

silver and cold · 06-23-2003, 02:54 PM

The new teacher was so incredibly hot that...the dads went to parent teacher confrences with out their wifes dragging them in

Ugly Bastard · 06-23-2003, 02:54 PM

The new teacher was so incredibly hot that...Mrs. Kempton stayed a lesbian.

-Ugly Bastard

Alpha · 06-24-2003, 01:16 AM

Ninjaface - Brilliance... Take it away.

Leaderboard:
Orgazmo - 10
Ugly Bastard - 5
pliedes - 4
StDx - 4
Titan - 3
50 Cent - 2
BDH - 2
Lethal - 2
Combat Chuck - 1
St. Anky - 1
ninjaface - 2
tonguegina - 1
StabMaster Arson - 1
Alpha - 1

ninjaface · 06-24-2003, 04:12 AM

Thank you, and on we go.

The drinking fountain tasted so bad that...

StabMaster Arson · 06-24-2003, 04:21 AM

the drinking fountain tasted so bad that... I immediately stopped licking it and, instead, drank the life-giving water it so conveniently dispensed.

Ugly Bastard · 06-24-2003, 09:18 AM

The drinking fountain tasted so bad that...they removed it from R. Kelly's prison cell because it was too inhuman for him to be drinking.

-Ugly Bastard

Alpha · 06-24-2003, 02:31 PM

The drinking fountain tasted so bad... I stopped drinking it and bought an aquafina instead.

Orgazmo · 06-25-2003, 12:43 AM

The drinking fountain tasted so bad that...in order to improve the water quality, the pipes within the fountain were replaced by the urinary system of a car wreck victim who had conveniently agreed to be an organ donor.

ninjaface · 06-26-2003, 06:05 PM

Although Orgazmo's entry gave me a wicked visual, I must go with StabMaster Arson. Nice work.

Leaderboard:
Orgazmo - 10
Ugly Bastard - 5
pliedes - 4
StDx - 4
Titan - 3
50 Cent - 2
BDH - 2
Lethal - 2
ninjaface - 2
StabMaster Arson - 2
Combat Chuck - 1
St. Anky - 1
tonguegina - 1
Alpha - 1

StabMaster Arson · 06-27-2003, 04:20 AM

Thanks... let's see. it's probably already been done, but I'm too damn lazy to look...
that bitch is so ugly that...

I'm thinking of the old standard... I wouldn't fuck her with Hitler's dick if Karen Carpenter were pushing.

malibu · 06-27-2003, 04:53 AM

That bitch is so ugly that... even Justin Timberlake's ugly ass wouldn't fuck her

Ugly Bastard · 06-27-2003, 09:44 AM

That bitch is so ugly that...she was even below my standards.

-Ugly Bastard

ninjaface · 06-27-2003, 04:26 PM

That bitch is so ugly that... a blow to the face would probably help her appearance.

[ June 27, 2003, 10:59 PM: Message edited by: ninjaface ]

Orgazmo · 06-27-2003, 07:11 PM

The bitch is so ugly that...in between the completion of the Dirty Sanchez & the beginning of the clean up process, her net worth jumped 3 points.

tonguegina · 06-28-2003, 03:33 PM

That bitch is so ugly that...the government put her in a detention center so she couldn't procreate.

Fruitacious B · 06-28-2003, 04:44 PM

That bitch is so ugly that...semen flows away from her vagina.

StabMaster Arson · 06-29-2003, 04:47 AM

unfortunately, Orgazmo's made me audibly chuckle... I've got to give it to him.

Leaderboard:
Orgazmo - 11
Ugly Bastard - 5
pliedes - 4
StDx - 4
Titan - 3
50 Cent - 2
BDH - 2
Lethal - 2
ninjaface - 2
StabMaster Arson - 2
Combat Chuck - 1
St. Anky - 1
tonguegina - 1
Alpha - 1

Orgazmo · 06-29-2003, 04:59 AM

Thanks...I think.

The steak was so damn tough that...

StabMaster Arson · 06-29-2003, 05:43 AM

the steak was so damn tough that... it was actually beating Lennox Lewis in the 6th round before the ringside doctor called the fight.

Alpha · 06-29-2003, 12:01 PM

The steak was so damn tough that... It had a lift kit with big ass tires, and it came with a side order of chewin tobacco & a cup.

06-22-2003, 09:20 PM	#301 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	The dog was humping the velvet rabbit so quickly, it sort of looked like... Superman and The Flash engaged in gay intercourse.
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

06-22-2003, 11:03 PM	#303 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	Wow, that was very unexpected! Thank you much. hmmmm... The new teacher was so incredibly hot that...
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

06-23-2003, 02:54 PM	#306 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	The new teacher was so incredibly hot that...the dads went to parent teacher confrences with out their wifes dragging them in
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

06-24-2003, 01:16 AM	#308 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	Ninjaface - Brilliance... Take it away. Leaderboard: Orgazmo - 10 Ugly Bastard - 5 pliedes - 4 StDx - 4 Titan - 3 50 Cent - 2 BDH - 2 Lethal - 2 Combat Chuck - 1 St. Anky - 1 ninjaface - 2 tonguegina - 1 StabMaster Arson - 1 Alpha - 1
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

06-24-2003, 04:21 AM	#310 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	the drinking fountain tasted so bad that... I immediately stopped licking it and, instead, drank the life-giving water it so conveniently dispensed.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

06-22-2003, 10:50 PM	#302 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	There's the type of answer we've been waiting for. Alpha gets it. Leaderboard: Orgazmo - 10 Ugly Bastard - 5 pliedes - 4 StDx - 4 Titan - 3 50 Cent - 2 BDH - 2 Lethal - 2 Combat Chuck - 1 St. Anky - 1 ninjaface - 1 tonguegina - 1 StabMaster Arson - 1 Alpha - 1

06-23-2003, 01:00 AM	#304 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	The new teacher was so incredibly hot that... even the gay guy in class got a boner.

06-23-2003, 02:50 PM	#305 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	The new teacher was so incredibly hot that...even the girls in the class wanted to fuck her.

06-23-2003, 02:54 PM	#307 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	The new teacher was so incredibly hot that...Mrs. Kempton stayed a lesbian. -Ugly Bastard

06-24-2003, 04:12 AM	#309 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Thank you, and on we go. The drinking fountain tasted so bad that...

06-24-2003, 09:18 AM	#311 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	The drinking fountain tasted so bad that...they removed it from R. Kelly's prison cell because it was too inhuman for him to be drinking. -Ugly Bastard

06-24-2003, 02:31 PM	#312 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	The drinking fountain tasted so bad... I stopped drinking it and bought an aquafina instead.
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

06-25-2003, 12:43 AM	#313 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	The drinking fountain tasted so bad that...in order to improve the water quality, the pipes within the fountain were replaced by the urinary system of a car wreck victim who had conveniently agreed to be an organ donor.

06-26-2003, 06:05 PM	#314 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Although Orgazmo's entry gave me a wicked visual, I must go with StabMaster Arson. Nice work. Leaderboard: Orgazmo - 10 Ugly Bastard - 5 pliedes - 4 StDx - 4 Titan - 3 50 Cent - 2 BDH - 2 Lethal - 2 ninjaface - 2 StabMaster Arson - 2 Combat Chuck - 1 St. Anky - 1 tonguegina - 1 Alpha - 1

06-27-2003, 04:20 AM	#315 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	Thanks... let's see. it's probably already been done, but I'm too damn lazy to look... that bitch is so ugly that... I'm thinking of the old standard... I wouldn't fuck her with Hitler's dick if Karen Carpenter were pushing.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

06-27-2003, 04:53 AM	#316 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	That bitch is so ugly that... even Justin Timberlake's ugly ass wouldn't fuck her
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

06-27-2003, 09:44 AM	#317 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	That bitch is so ugly that...she was even below my standards. -Ugly Bastard

06-27-2003, 04:26 PM	#318 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	That bitch is so ugly that... a blow to the face would probably help her appearance. [ June 27, 2003, 10:59 PM: Message edited by: ninjaface ]

06-27-2003, 07:11 PM	#319 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	The bitch is so ugly that...in between the completion of the Dirty Sanchez & the beginning of the clean up process, her net worth jumped 3 points.

06-28-2003, 03:33 PM	#320 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	That bitch is so ugly that...the government put her in a detention center so she couldn't procreate.

06-28-2003, 04:44 PM	#321 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	That bitch is so ugly that...semen flows away from her vagina.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

06-29-2003, 04:47 AM	#322 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	unfortunately, Orgazmo's made me audibly chuckle... I've got to give it to him. Leaderboard: Orgazmo - 11 Ugly Bastard - 5 pliedes - 4 StDx - 4 Titan - 3 50 Cent - 2 BDH - 2 Lethal - 2 ninjaface - 2 StabMaster Arson - 2 Combat Chuck - 1 St. Anky - 1 tonguegina - 1 Alpha - 1
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

06-29-2003, 04:59 AM	#323 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	Thanks...I think. The steak was so damn tough that...

06-29-2003, 05:43 AM	#324 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	the steak was so damn tough that... it was actually beating Lennox Lewis in the 6th round before the ringside doctor called the fight.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

06-29-2003, 12:01 PM	#325 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	The steak was so damn tough that... It had a lift kit with big ass tires, and it came with a side order of chewin tobacco & a cup.
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.