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Schroeder · 09-14-2003, 05:04 AM

Suit: $250
Whiskey: $15
Giant dixie cups: $3
Being able to convince yourself that you are not an alcoholic because you only had one cup: Priceless.

Alpha · 09-14-2003, 10:19 AM

Darrel wanted to impress everyone at work and make new friends so he let himself go back to the days college where he was known as "the tank". "The tank" was consequencly fired the next day.

cough man · 10-05-2003, 01:48 PM

After failing his alcoholics anonymous class, Darrel returned to his life of sloppy drunkardness

Orgazmo · 10-05-2003, 08:01 PM

Schroed.

Scoreboard:
Alpha - 2
Ninjaface - 2
Orgazmo - 2
Dr. Seuss - 1
victim - 1
Ugly Bastard - 1
StabMaster Arson - 1
fat_retard - 1
Schroeder - 1

Pliedes · 10-12-2003, 06:36 PM

*bump

Pliedes · 10-12-2003, 06:36 PM

I hate fuckers who double post, don't you?

[ October 12, 2003, 04:37 PM: Message edited by: Pliedes ]

Schroeder · 10-20-2003, 04:39 PM

[ October 20, 2003, 02:43 PM: Message edited by: Schroeder ]

Alpha · 10-21-2003, 01:18 AM

Timmy couldn't help but think that his sister was right when she said that their parents honestly hated Timmy and wished he was never born.

Pliedes · 10-21-2003, 01:22 AM

In his haste to find the spatula, Pliedes wouldn't let anyone stand in his way... including Timmy the lemonade-stand boy.

Orgazmo · 10-21-2003, 01:32 AM

Staying stereotypically behind the times, the people of Wyoming have taken another step toward the customary "Haunted House" by implementing a "Haunted Highway" for this year's Halloween season. Features include rubber spike strips, a reflectorless road, and toddlers that jump in front of your vehicle (pictured).

[ October 20, 2003, 11:33 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

Combat Chuck · 10-21-2003, 02:59 AM

You want Disneyland, you little fuck!? I'LL GIVE YOU FUCKING DISNEYLAND!!

Osiris · 10-21-2003, 03:17 PM

After the original hood ornament was stolen, Steve decieded to replace it with something a little more "lively".

cough man · 10-22-2003, 09:45 PM

The first child to actually test the phrase "dont bother your sister again, or else"
oh well curiousity killed timmy

[ October 22, 2003, 07:53 PM: Message edited by: cough man ]

Schroeder · 10-22-2003, 11:07 PM

Wow! These were all great, but for my money, you can't beat Combat's.

Scoreboard:
Alpha - 2
Ninjaface - 2
Orgazmo - 2
Dr. Seuss - 1
victim - 1
Ugly Bastard - 1
StabMaster Arson - 1
fat_retard - 1
Schroeder - 1
Combat Chuck - 1

Combat Chuck · 10-23-2003, 09:37 PM

[ October 24, 2003, 12:03 AM: Message edited by: Combat Chuck ]

Orgazmo · 10-23-2003, 09:40 PM

Chuck, it just doesn't seem to be working...

Combat Chuck · 10-23-2003, 09:43 PM

*sigh* Fuck it....lemme fuck it up somemore...

Orgazmo · 10-23-2003, 10:48 PM

Why don't you try to reupload the fist with no knuckles?

Combat Chuck · 10-24-2003, 02:19 AM

There's the dirty little fucktard....cap that shit away folks.

Schroeder · 10-24-2003, 02:27 AM

First Guy: I can't swallow that!
Second Guy: Don't worry, it's a suppistory!

Forgive me Matt Groening

Orgazmo · 10-24-2003, 03:15 AM

...and after they trapped the giant rodent in the box, all they had to do was lower the oversized piece of rat poison into the wooden cell to finish the job.

Titan · 10-24-2003, 03:32 AM

"Now all we have to do is find a race of giants to start our giant hockey league, it'll be GREAT!"

"That's cool... so... why the fuck are we wearing these suits?"

[ October 24, 2003, 01:32 AM: Message edited by: Titan ]

Osiris · 10-24-2003, 12:21 PM

"And I thought you were joking when you said you took the biggest shit ever."

cough man · 10-27-2003, 02:57 AM

first guy: for my next trick i am going to shove this extremely radioactive peice of shit into joes suit

second guy (joe):WHAT!!!!

Alpha · 10-27-2003, 09:56 AM

"Yeah dude, that totally reminds me of The Gong Show."

09-14-2003, 10:19 AM	#102 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	Darrel wanted to impress everyone at work and make new friends so he let himself go back to the days college where he was known as "the tank". "The tank" was consequencly fired the next day.
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

10-05-2003, 01:48 PM	#103 (permalink)
cough man Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: A Gunslinging Generation Posts: 333 Internets: 10	After failing his alcoholics anonymous class, Darrel returned to his life of sloppy drunkardness
	I hope you enjoy living on top of the world, when you die knowing you lived your life on your knees.

10-21-2003, 01:18 AM	#108 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	Timmy couldn't help but think that his sister was right when she said that their parents honestly hated Timmy and wished he was never born.
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

10-22-2003, 09:45 PM	#113 (permalink)
cough man Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: A Gunslinging Generation Posts: 333 Internets: 10	The first child to actually test the phrase "dont bother your sister again, or else" oh well curiousity killed timmy [ October 22, 2003, 07:53 PM: Message edited by: cough man ]
	I hope you enjoy living on top of the world, when you die knowing you lived your life on your knees.

10-24-2003, 03:32 AM	#122 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	"Now all we have to do is find a race of giants to start our giant hockey league, it'll be GREAT!" "That's cool... so... why the fuck are we wearing these suits?" [ October 24, 2003, 01:32 AM: Message edited by: Titan ]
	I do what the fuck I want.

09-14-2003, 05:04 AM	#101 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	Suit: $250 Whiskey: $15 Giant dixie cups: $3 Being able to convince yourself that you are not an alcoholic because you only had one cup: Priceless.

10-05-2003, 08:01 PM	#104 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	Schroed. Scoreboard: Alpha - 2 Ninjaface - 2 Orgazmo - 2 Dr. Seuss - 1 victim - 1 Ugly Bastard - 1 StabMaster Arson - 1 fat_retard - 1 Schroeder - 1

10-12-2003, 06:36 PM	#105 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	*bump

10-12-2003, 06:36 PM	#106 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	I hate fuckers who double post, don't you? [ October 12, 2003, 04:37 PM: Message edited by: Pliedes ]

10-20-2003, 04:39 PM	#107 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	[ October 20, 2003, 02:43 PM: Message edited by: Schroeder ]

10-21-2003, 01:22 AM	#109 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	In his haste to find the spatula, Pliedes wouldn't let anyone stand in his way... including Timmy the lemonade-stand boy.

10-21-2003, 01:32 AM	#110 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	Staying stereotypically behind the times, the people of Wyoming have taken another step toward the customary "Haunted House" by implementing a "Haunted Highway" for this year's Halloween season. Features include rubber spike strips, a reflectorless road, and toddlers that jump in front of your vehicle (pictured). [ October 20, 2003, 11:33 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

10-21-2003, 02:59 AM	#111 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	You want Disneyland, you little fuck!? I'LL GIVE YOU FUCKING DISNEYLAND!!

10-21-2003, 03:17 PM	#112 (permalink)
Osiris Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 205 Internets: 10	After the original hood ornament was stolen, Steve decieded to replace it with something a little more "lively".

10-22-2003, 11:07 PM	#114 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	Wow! These were all great, but for my money, you can't beat Combat's. Scoreboard: Alpha - 2 Ninjaface - 2 Orgazmo - 2 Dr. Seuss - 1 victim - 1 Ugly Bastard - 1 StabMaster Arson - 1 fat_retard - 1 Schroeder - 1 Combat Chuck - 1

10-23-2003, 09:37 PM	#115 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	[ October 24, 2003, 12:03 AM: Message edited by: Combat Chuck ]

10-23-2003, 09:40 PM	#116 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	Chuck, it just doesn't seem to be working...

10-23-2003, 09:43 PM	#117 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	sigh Fuck it....lemme fuck it up somemore...

10-23-2003, 10:48 PM	#118 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	Why don't you try to reupload the fist with no knuckles?

10-24-2003, 02:19 AM	#119 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	There's the dirty little fucktard....cap that shit away folks.

10-24-2003, 02:27 AM	#120 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	First Guy: I can't swallow that! Second Guy: Don't worry, it's a suppistory! Forgive me Matt Groening

10-24-2003, 03:15 AM	#121 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	...and after they trapped the giant rodent in the box, all they had to do was lower the oversized piece of rat poison into the wooden cell to finish the job.

10-24-2003, 12:21 PM	#123 (permalink)
Osiris Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 205 Internets: 10	"And I thought you were joking when you said you took the biggest shit ever."

10-27-2003, 02:57 AM	#124 (permalink)
cough man Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: A Gunslinging Generation Posts: 333 Internets: 10	first guy: for my next trick i am going to shove this extremely radioactive peice of shit into joes suit second guy (joe):WHAT!!!!
	I hope you enjoy living on top of the world, when you die knowing you lived your life on your knees.

10-27-2003, 09:56 AM	#125 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	"Yeah dude, that totally reminds me of The Gong Show."
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.