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theMerciless1 · 12-02-2005, 12:47 PM

the US postal service came under investigation this week when it became public knowledge that they were apparently mailing niggers. All packages are to be dispatched with extreme prejudice.

theMerciless1 · 12-02-2005, 12:47 PM

not a good way to cut down on holiday travel costs.

Orgazmo · 12-02-2005, 03:23 PM

After losing their police station and all of their cruisers to wildfires, the officers in Sequoyah County, Oklahoma have started teaming with the Postal Service to stop crime.

Ugly Bastard · 12-02-2005, 03:39 PM

Another my-very-own-nigger mail order scheme gone bust.

-UB

Ironic Mustache · 12-02-2005, 04:17 PM

I hope I don't go back to slangin' yayo to get my mail.

Beebs · 12-02-2005, 05:59 PM

Ok sir, that's all 10 of them, I'm just gonna need your signature before you take full possesion.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-02-2005, 06:13 PM

After tranquilizing and tagging, the postal service gives back to the community by releasing the monkies back into their natural habitat.

[ December 02, 2005, 03:18 PM: Message edited by: THEINCREDIBLEdork ]

12-02-2005, 07:58 PM

On the road to riches and diamond rings Cause real niggas do real things

ninjaface · 12-02-2005, 10:10 PM

Unfortunately, the shipment of slaves to the Scooner County Police Station was D.O.A. The Chief of Police will be seeking a refund on shipping and will receive an undamaged assortment of replacement slaves within the week.

Repugnant Abomination · 12-02-2005, 10:28 PM

As Rodney lay face down to the pavement he began to suspect that this really wasn't a game of simon says, as officer McMillian claimed.

malice · 12-03-2005, 01:16 AM

This one was between Incredibledork, ninjaface and merciless. UB would have had a much better chance with that punch line if he worded it differently. Very close but I have to go with Merciless.

Scoreboard:
Orgazmo - 8
Ninjaface - 5
Alpha - 3
BarryJive - 3
Fruitacious - 3
DJ FC - 3
Mr. Blonde - 3
St.Anky - 3
StabMaster Arson - 2
Elegy - 1
Dr. Seuss - 1
victim - 1
Ugly Bastard - 1
fat_retard - 1
Schroeder - 1
Combat Chuck - 1
f3lix - 1
StDx - 1
VOL - 1
Ironic Mustache - 1
AcTivE - 1
THEINCREDIBLEdork - 1
malice - 1
Merciless1 - 1

theMerciless1 · 12-06-2005, 10:57 PM

ok here it is...

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-07-2005, 01:13 AM

Earth! Fire! Wind! Water! Heart! With our powers combined, I am smelling ass!

[ December 06, 2005, 10:19 PM: Message edited by: THEINCREDIBLEdork ]

AcTivE · 12-07-2005, 01:49 AM

what are you ladies hoping to accomplish?

Carnivorous Flavor · 12-07-2005, 02:13 AM

"the new scratch and sniff panties.....lime, cherry, green apple, an d the dissapointing blue toilet water.........."

theMerciless1 · 12-09-2005, 11:40 AM

ttt, cmon bitches

ninjaface · 12-09-2005, 06:47 PM

Looks like I'm gonna have to eat my way out!

malice · 12-09-2005, 07:01 PM

This lesbian thought that her friends were being courtious when they ordered her four strippers for her birthday until she found herself in an escort gas chamber. She went home without even getting her snatch licked, one hell of a headach and herpees on her face.

Ugly Bastard · 12-09-2005, 07:35 PM

I sure hope this sorority is as good as they say it is!

-UB

theMerciless1 · 12-12-2005, 12:24 PM

Looks like I'm gonna have to eat my way out!

NINJAFACE wins it!

ninjaface · 12-12-2005, 07:49 PM

Scoreboard:
Orgazmo - 8
Ninjaface - 6
Alpha - 3
BarryJive - 3
Fruitacious - 3
DJ FC - 3
Mr. Blonde - 3
St.Anky - 3
StabMaster Arson - 2
Elegy - 1
Dr. Seuss - 1
victim - 1
Ugly Bastard - 1
fat_retard - 1
Schroeder - 1
Combat Chuck - 1
f3lix - 1
StDx - 1
VOL - 1
Ironic Mustache - 1
AcTivE - 1
THEINCREDIBLEdork - 1
malice - 1
Merciless1 - 1

Mahalo.

Mr. Blonde · 12-12-2005, 07:53 PM

"I'm sorry counselor, have YOU ever had 2 pairs of scissors and a phillips head inserted into one of your body cavities and be forced to run around the room yelling "I'M EDWARD SCISSORPUSSY!!!"? I thought not. The prosecution rests."

Orgazmo · 12-12-2005, 08:17 PM

"The man over my left shoulder has a bomb in his coat. I saw it earlier. Luckily for us, he seems to be deaf. I'm going to continue to hold stupid shit up to buy us time. Please do something."

Ugly Bastard · 12-12-2005, 08:19 PM

"Look if he was able to kill that bitch using these dull tools, then she clearly had it coming"

-UB

tonguegina · 12-12-2005, 09:06 PM

"If you find the defendant guilty, I will cut off your testicles and stab you in the temple with this screwdriver."

12-02-2005, 12:47 PM	#476 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	the US postal service came under investigation this week when it became public knowledge that they were apparently mailing niggers. All packages are to be dispatched with extreme prejudice.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

12-02-2005, 12:47 PM	#477 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	not a good way to cut down on holiday travel costs.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

12-02-2005, 04:17 PM	#480 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I hope I don't go back to slangin' yayo to get my mail.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-02-2005, 06:13 PM	#482 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	After tranquilizing and tagging, the postal service gives back to the community by releasing the monkies back into their natural habitat. [ December 02, 2005, 03:18 PM: Message edited by: THEINCREDIBLEdork ]
	#YOLO

12-02-2005, 07:58 PM	#483 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	On the road to riches and diamond rings Cause real niggas do real things
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

12-02-2005, 03:23 PM	#478 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	After losing their police station and all of their cruisers to wildfires, the officers in Sequoyah County, Oklahoma have started teaming with the Postal Service to stop crime.

12-02-2005, 03:39 PM	#479 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Another my-very-own-nigger mail order scheme gone bust. -UB

12-02-2005, 05:59 PM	#481 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Ok sir, that's all 10 of them, I'm just gonna need your signature before you take full possesion.

12-02-2005, 10:10 PM	#484 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Unfortunately, the shipment of slaves to the Scooner County Police Station was D.O.A. The Chief of Police will be seeking a refund on shipping and will receive an undamaged assortment of replacement slaves within the week.

12-02-2005, 10:28 PM	#485 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	As Rodney lay face down to the pavement he began to suspect that this really wasn't a game of simon says, as officer McMillian claimed.

12-03-2005, 01:16 AM	#486 (permalink)
malice Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Bustleton Ave. Philadelphia, PA. Posts: 648 Internets: 10	This one was between Incredibledork, ninjaface and merciless. UB would have had a much better chance with that punch line if he worded it differently. Very close but I have to go with Merciless. Scoreboard: Orgazmo - 8 Ninjaface - 5 Alpha - 3 BarryJive - 3 Fruitacious - 3 DJ FC - 3 Mr. Blonde - 3 St.Anky - 3 StabMaster Arson - 2 Elegy - 1 Dr. Seuss - 1 victim - 1 Ugly Bastard - 1 fat_retard - 1 Schroeder - 1 Combat Chuck - 1 f3lix - 1 StDx - 1 VOL - 1 Ironic Mustache - 1 AcTivE - 1 THEINCREDIBLEdork - 1 malice - 1 Merciless1 - 1

12-06-2005, 10:57 PM	#487 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	ok here it is...
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

12-07-2005, 01:13 AM	#488 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	Earth! Fire! Wind! Water! Heart! With our powers combined, I am smelling ass! [ December 06, 2005, 10:19 PM: Message edited by: THEINCREDIBLEdork ]
	#YOLO

12-07-2005, 01:49 AM	#489 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	what are you ladies hoping to accomplish?
	___________________ 3:o) horned creatures...wat wat ___________________

12-07-2005, 02:13 AM	#490 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	"the new scratch and sniff panties.....lime, cherry, green apple, an d the dissapointing blue toilet water.........."
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

12-09-2005, 11:40 AM	#491 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	ttt, cmon bitches
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

12-09-2005, 06:47 PM	#492 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Looks like I'm gonna have to eat my way out!

12-09-2005, 07:01 PM	#493 (permalink)
malice Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Bustleton Ave. Philadelphia, PA. Posts: 648 Internets: 10	This lesbian thought that her friends were being courtious when they ordered her four strippers for her birthday until she found herself in an escort gas chamber. She went home without even getting her snatch licked, one hell of a headach and herpees on her face.

12-09-2005, 07:35 PM	#494 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I sure hope this sorority is as good as they say it is! -UB

12-12-2005, 12:24 PM	#495 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	Looks like I'm gonna have to eat my way out! NINJAFACE wins it!
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

12-12-2005, 07:49 PM	#496 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Scoreboard: Orgazmo - 8 Ninjaface - 6 Alpha - 3 BarryJive - 3 Fruitacious - 3 DJ FC - 3 Mr. Blonde - 3 St.Anky - 3 StabMaster Arson - 2 Elegy - 1 Dr. Seuss - 1 victim - 1 Ugly Bastard - 1 fat_retard - 1 Schroeder - 1 Combat Chuck - 1 f3lix - 1 StDx - 1 VOL - 1 Ironic Mustache - 1 AcTivE - 1 THEINCREDIBLEdork - 1 malice - 1 Merciless1 - 1 Mahalo.

12-12-2005, 07:53 PM	#497 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	"I'm sorry counselor, have YOU ever had 2 pairs of scissors and a phillips head inserted into one of your body cavities and be forced to run around the room yelling "I'M EDWARD SCISSORPUSSY!!!"? I thought not. The prosecution rests."
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-12-2005, 08:17 PM	#498 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	"The man over my left shoulder has a bomb in his coat. I saw it earlier. Luckily for us, he seems to be deaf. I'm going to continue to hold stupid shit up to buy us time. Please do something."

12-12-2005, 08:19 PM	#499 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	"Look if he was able to kill that bitch using these dull tools, then she clearly had it coming" -UB

12-12-2005, 09:06 PM	#500 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	"If you find the defendant guilty, I will cut off your testicles and stab you in the temple with this screwdriver."