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f3lix · 12-27-2008, 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pliedes

Uhhh...I already did.

Or maybe you mean pictures of yourself in a santa suit.... or maybe those e-harmony photos that taught you to respect yourself???

Don't spoil all your slams in one post

Pliedes · 12-27-2008, 03:36 AM

Aye.

You actually won me over by posting a drunken-photo of yourself in the shindig-thread. Odd as it may sound- I think that's the best photo of you I've seen yet.

Repugnant Abomination · 12-27-2008, 07:13 PM

To My DEMOCRATIC Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fullfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual orientation of the wishee.

To My REPUBLICAN Friends:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

Orgazmo · 12-27-2008, 08:05 PM

Tits' package has arrived. She refuses to open it tonight because she doesn't want pictures taken of her how she looks right now.

Don't worry, I'll change her mind.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-27-2008, 09:09 PM

You should have gotten her chin implants for christmas.

Banana Tits · 12-27-2008, 10:04 PM

This afternoon I was greeted by the doorbell, I opened the door and to my surprise there, on my front step sat, a beautiful white box with my name on it. I carried it inside with eager anticipation to open it (as long as I didnt have to be in the pictures as I'm still at this moment in pajamas as a result of last nights exhausting excursions.) And the story of my amazingly perfect present from my secret santa begins...

http://www.nubblies.net/images/ss08/...teDocument.jpg

After slightly less than an hour the Sexbear Elite and I have become best friends, we've shared each and every secret we have with one another. He has his own throne in the bedroom and I can only hope to find the good fortune he will provide someday. Currently I cannot imagine a need for a Viking Funeral, as we shall never part, but if this does become necessary, Secret Santa, I promise not to disappoint.

Thank you again Secret Santa a more perfect present I could not have imagined.

DDTempest · 12-27-2008, 11:04 PM

That's pretty fucking sweet. Well done.

Mr. Blonde · 12-27-2008, 11:37 PM

Resized picture of the document

Is that paper mache? Holy shit!

Orgazmo · 12-28-2008, 12:48 AM

It is, indeed, paper mache. There's a deflated balloon taped to the inside even.

This motherfucker took some grade A effort. A giant kudos to the Santa.

Cocktooth · 12-28-2008, 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pliedes

Uhhh...I already did.

Or maybe you mean pictures of yourself in a santa suit.... or maybe those e-harmony photos that taught you to respect yourself???

HE IS BACK, HE IS FUCKING BACK!!!!! Slos my ====

Pliedes · 12-28-2008, 02:42 AM

Kitschy as fuck.

A paper mache teddy bear??? With a bottle of liquor shoved up its ass? Candy and promises of magic powers?

Though, I wish I had 18 bottles of that Ninkasi to drink....

DJ FC · 12-28-2008, 04:48 PM

My friends had opened my Secret Santa gift before my arrival, but here are the pics I have!

My secret Santa got me a book about beer, some hand warmers, some condoms, and a bag of pubes!

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-28-2008, 04:56 PM

those pubes are suspiciously red...

DDTempest · 12-28-2008, 05:18 PM

The hits keep rolling... another winner. Condoms - bleh, hand warmers - bleh, a book on beer - ok, random pubes in a plastic bag - epic.

Orgazmo · 12-28-2008, 05:36 PM

they'reorangenotred.

f3lix · 12-28-2008, 08:11 PM

itsorangenotred.com

Mr. Blonde · 12-28-2008, 08:23 PM

is that what you meant, gaz? I didn't put the two together. I'm glad f3lix was there to help me out. You're a valuable asset to the community, f3lix.

AcTivE · 12-28-2008, 08:58 PM

looks like strands of gold to me. i'd bring em to a jeweler and get an estimate on its value.

f3lix · 12-28-2008, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

is that what you meant, gaz? I didn't put the two together. I'm glad f3lix was there to help me out. You're a valuable asset to the community, f3lix.

I'm glad you think I'm more valuable than just fucking you in the ass.

Mr. Blonde · 12-29-2008, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by f3lix

I'm glad you think I'm more valuable than just fucking you in the ass.

I have it on good word f3lix wants to fuck me in the ass. Thoughts?

AcTivE · 12-29-2008, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

I have it on good word f3lix wants to fuck me in the ass. Thoughts?

i'd get a turkey baster and get at least one full load from SittinOnDubsWGW's peanut butter jar of fag vampire juice and blow it in his ass so he doesn't feel left out.

basically it's my understanding that if you are the bitch in a faglitionship that you never get to give it... this way f3lix won't feel left out.

Repugnant Abomination · 12-29-2008, 02:11 AM

I think they look like strands of gold. You should bring them to a jeweler to get an estimate on their value.

AcTivE · 12-29-2008, 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Repugnant Abomination

I think they look like strands of gold. You should bring them to a jeweler to get an estimate on their value.

LOL I was just thinking the same thing. +internetz

AcTivE · 12-29-2008, 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pliedes

Kitschy as fuck.

A paper mache teddy bear??? With a bottle of liquor shoved up its ass? Candy and promises of magic powers?

Though, I wish I had 18 bottles of that Ninkasi to drink....

The first photo kinda gave it away didn't it?

Nice job Pliedes

Ironic Mustache · 12-29-2008, 11:04 AM

Christ almighty I just checked the tracking and my present still isn't scheduled to arrive until tomorrow!?!!!

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12-27-2008, 09:09 PM	#255 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	You should have gotten her chin implants for christmas.
	#YOLO Last edited by THEINCREDIBLEdork; 12-27-2008 at 09:16 PM.

12-27-2008, 10:04 PM	#256 (permalink)
Banana Tits Tanana Bits Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 56 Internets: 3328	This afternoon I was greeted by the doorbell, I opened the door and to my surprise there, on my front step sat, a beautiful white box with my name on it. I carried it inside with eager anticipation to open it (as long as I didnt have to be in the pictures as I'm still at this moment in pajamas as a result of last nights exhausting excursions.) And the story of my amazingly perfect present from my secret santa begins... http://www.nubblies.net/images/ss08/...teDocument.jpg After slightly less than an hour the Sexbear Elite and I have become best friends, we've shared each and every secret we have with one another. He has his own throne in the bedroom and I can only hope to find the good fortune he will provide someday. Currently I cannot imagine a need for a Viking Funeral, as we shall never part, but if this does become necessary, Secret Santa, I promise not to disappoint. Thank you again Secret Santa a more perfect present I could not have imagined.
	Last edited by Banana Tits; 12-27-2008 at 10:05 PM.

12-27-2008, 11:37 PM	#258 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Resized picture of the document Is that paper mache? Holy shit!
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-28-2008, 02:42 AM	#261 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Kitschy as fuck. A paper mache teddy bear??? With a bottle of liquor shoved up its ass? Candy and promises of magic powers? Though, I wish I had 18 bottles of that Ninkasi to drink....
	Last edited by Pliedes; 12-28-2008 at 03:25 AM.

12-27-2008, 03:36 AM	#252 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Aye. You actually won me over by posting a drunken-photo of yourself in the shindig-thread. Odd as it may sound- I think that's the best photo of you I've seen yet.

12-27-2008, 07:13 PM	#253 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	To My DEMOCRATIC Friends: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fullfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual orientation of the wishee. To My REPUBLICAN Friends: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

12-27-2008, 08:05 PM	#254 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,731 Internets: 311447	Tits' package has arrived. She refuses to open it tonight because she doesn't want pictures taken of her how she looks right now. Don't worry, I'll change her mind.

12-27-2008, 11:04 PM	#257 (permalink)
DDTempest Ahoy Fuckbag Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: In a pineapple under the sea Posts: 3,540 Internets: 187030	That's pretty fucking sweet. Well done.

12-28-2008, 12:48 AM	#259 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,731 Internets: 311447	It is, indeed, paper mache. There's a deflated balloon taped to the inside even. This motherfucker took some grade A effort. A giant kudos to the Santa.

12-28-2008, 04:48 PM	#262 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	My friends had opened my Secret Santa gift before my arrival, but here are the pics I have! My secret Santa got me a book about beer, some hand warmers, some condoms, and a bag of pubes!
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

12-28-2008, 04:56 PM	#263 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	those pubes are suspiciously red...
	#YOLO

12-28-2008, 05:18 PM	#264 (permalink)
DDTempest Ahoy Fuckbag Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: In a pineapple under the sea Posts: 3,540 Internets: 187030	The hits keep rolling... another winner. Condoms - bleh, hand warmers - bleh, a book on beer - ok, random pubes in a plastic bag - epic.

12-28-2008, 05:36 PM	#265 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,731 Internets: 311447	they'reorangenotred.

12-28-2008, 08:11 PM	#266 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	itsorangenotred.com

12-28-2008, 08:23 PM	#267 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	is that what you meant, gaz? I didn't put the two together. I'm glad f3lix was there to help me out. You're a valuable asset to the community, f3lix.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-28-2008, 08:58 PM	#268 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	looks like strands of gold to me. i'd bring em to a jeweler and get an estimate on its value.
	___________________ 3:o) horned creatures...wat wat ___________________

12-29-2008, 02:11 AM	#272 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	I think they look like strands of gold. You should bring them to a jeweler to get an estimate on their value.

12-29-2008, 11:04 AM	#275 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Christ almighty I just checked the tracking and my present still isn't scheduled to arrive until tomorrow!?!!!
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

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