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DDTempest · 01-28-2009, 04:17 PM

Friend of mine also gave me a couple other ideas:

1. Wood burning stove, use letters to heat my house in the winter
2. Recycle the paper for profit!

Another friend tells me that I should offer a reward to any mail room worker that posts pictures of a received package! So here it is, I am offering $5 cash money to the first to post pics / report on any packages received!

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-28-2009, 08:44 PM

If a recipient posts a picture I wlll give them many internets in return.

Landing Strip · 01-28-2009, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

Does that mean that

Quote:

There are many myths regarding these business's ability to track you using the bar code at the bottom of the envelope - this is untrue.

is wrong?

I would also like to know the validity of this myth. Please verify, downtroddenpostalworker.

Dent · 02-05-2009, 02:19 PM

A challenger appears.

Cash 4 Gold - Get Instant Cash for Gold Jewelry & Gold Scrap

fill details in
recieve pre-paid envelope
send junk
...
profit?

they're scammers anyway
Cash4Gold Will Offer One-Third of the Actual Value for your Gold

f3lix · 02-05-2009, 03:24 PM

I find it funny how, in the commercial, it's always minorities and women and NEVER white males sending it in. Is it perhaps they are targeting specific morons? :-)

TwoBlackEyes · 02-05-2009, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by f3lix

I find it funny how, in the commercial, it's always minorities and women and NEVER white males sending it in. Is it perhaps they are targeting specific morons? :-)

How many white men do you know that wear a lot of gold jewelry?

f3lix · 02-05-2009, 03:48 PM

The point I was trying to make is that white men know the true cost and value of gold, while those who receive it have no clue and are materialistic people. There's one black man on the commercial saying "I got $421 for my gold. Now that's a lot of gas money." Gold for gas? WOW.

Mr. Blonde · 02-05-2009, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by f3lix

There's one black man on the commercial saying "I got $421 for my gold. Now that's a lot of gas money." Gold for gas? WOW.

LOL. God, the way marketing appeals to people at certain times in history/the economy is really ridiculous. i don't understand how people can't see through it.

DDTempest · 05-10-2009, 09:00 PM

Sent out a few of these today along with a tuft of cat hair:

Quote:

Dear Stranger,

We are not friends. I am, however, in dire need of your help - anyone’s help. It seems as though I have inadvertently allowed a hostile interstellar creature to take up residence in my home. Initially I thought I was adopting a cat, but there is something strangely malevolent about his gaze and I fear my time is running out. Every day he grows stronger, faster, and more malicious in his attacks. It will not be long before I am forced to tumble down the stairs or lethally eviscerated in my sleep only to have my body slowly consumed over the course of months. You’ve seen it before on the news, an old lady is eaten by her cats as nobody found the body before they ran out of food, it happens all the time.
This is different though, I will not die of preexisting ailments and be consumed as the only source of available food; I believe that my feline overlord intends to murder me only to reawaken my body as some sort of zombie mind control vessel in a coordinated attack to conquer the entire planet. I pray that we are able to find a way to stop it in time. He so intently watches my every move that I am pretending to post on internet message boards while typing this letter and am using your return by mail envelope to seek help as I am sure all other forms are monitored.
I am sure you are wondering now how you can help. Enclosed is a DNA sample from my alleged “cat,” a hair sample from the last time he forced me to brush him. I need you to look up an extraterran geneticist in your junk mail database and forward the sample on to them so as to ascertain any genetic weaknesses to the disease. I would do this myself if I wasn’t under constant monitoring and worked in a mail room. If I can concoct a lethal and contagious mix of common viral strains to debilitate him before he is able to coordinate an attack, we may have a chance. Once you are able to confirm with the geneticist that my cat is indeed an alien please post a message disclosing the truth on www.nubblies.net or e-mail me at [email protected].

Godspeed,
Stan Goldwater III

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f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	I find it funny how, in the commercial, it's always minorities and women and NEVER white males sending it in. Is it perhaps they are targeting specific morons? :-)

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f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	The point I was trying to make is that white men know the true cost and value of gold, while those who receive it have no clue and are materialistic people. There's one black man on the commercial saying "I got $421 for my gold. Now that's a lot of gas money." Gold for gas? WOW.