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Μr. Blonde · 07-26-2010, 11:17 AM

I have this 7 year old boy with me, how can I give him a shower without looking like a pedophile?

Orgazmo · 07-26-2010, 12:10 PM

Put candy in the shower to get him in there.

Also, you should not get naked. Wear swim trunks or something.

AND DON'T GET A FUCKING BONER WHILE YOU WASH HIM.

If you do get a boner, you might really be a pedophile.

If you really are a pedophile, it may be worth raping him just to see how it feels.

Probably shouldn't do that though unless you can really trust him not to tell.

DDTempest · 07-26-2010, 01:44 PM

Is he a seven year old retard? Just say "go take a fucking shower, I'll wait out here"
edit: fake blonde gets me every time

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 07-26-2010, 06:51 PM

I didn't notice until I read your post. <3 fake blonde.

07-26-2010, 11:17 AM	#1 (permalink)
Μr. Blonde Senior Member = Old Cock Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Asia Posts: 20 Internets: 649	Need some advice: URGENT. I have this 7 year old boy with me, how can I give him a shower without looking like a pedophile?

07-26-2010, 06:51 PM	#4 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	I didn't notice until I read your post. <3 fake blonde.
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07-26-2010, 12:10 PM	#2 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	Put candy in the shower to get him in there. Also, you should not get naked. Wear swim trunks or something. AND DON'T GET A FUCKING BONER WHILE YOU WASH HIM. If you do get a boner, you might really be a pedophile. If you really are a pedophile, it may be worth raping him just to see how it feels. Probably shouldn't do that though unless you can really trust him not to tell.