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Ugly Bastard · 10-31-2010, 06:42 PM

Awesome, Blonde.

As I type this, I am on a boat in the middle of the Gulf. My girlfriend is 3 feet away at a vanity mirror giving herself a black eye (she declined my request to give her the authentic thing; side note: it wouldn't be the first black eye I've given to a girl and that's a true story). My Sham-Wow guy costume rests in my suitcase.

Ugly Bastard · 10-31-2010, 06:47 PM

Already working on my lines:

"this is for the house, the car, the boat"
"it just does the work"
"made in germany, you know the germans always make good stuff"
"olympic divers, they use it as a towel; look at that, completely dry"
"we're gonna do this in real time"
"you followin me camera guy?"
"sham wow you'll be sayin wow every time"
"i dunno, it sells itself"

Ugly Bastard · 10-31-2010, 06:47 PM

Fuckin cruise internet and double posting; sorry.

Beebs · 10-31-2010, 08:33 PM

I got drunk last night, drunk drunk, haven't done that in a while, like a year.

Passed out from 12-3, continued partying until 5, slept for a bit in a tanning bed, then moved when a couch opened up.

It was quite fun.

Mr. Blonde · 11-01-2010, 01:43 AM

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thekremlin · 11-01-2010, 05:17 AM

I had a gorilla carrying me around all night. My real legs were in the gorilla suit. Costume was a surprisingly big hit, it took a while to get to the bar because people kept stopping me to take pictures

Mr. Blonde · 11-01-2010, 05:31 AM

Pretty solid costume, did you make that or buy it? I've never heard of it before, pretty cool.

Also, can you rotate that shit?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 11-01-2010, 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

Also, can you rotate that shit?

I'll bet he rotates the fuck out of that shit.

thekremlin · 11-01-2010, 06:27 AM

I bought and assembled it. It was fun but a pain in the ass to wear inside the bar, after a while I busted out of the cage in dramatic fashion, and switched to just wearing the monkey suit.

Mr. Blonde · 11-01-2010, 07:38 AM

YouTube - Colonel Sanders always gets free chicken. ALWAYS.

I now fear "Try to act like a Colonel, not a faggot" will become an unintentional Nubblies meme.

DDTempest · 11-01-2010, 08:36 AM

So that looks like you glued the hair to your face? Did you stick with the super glue plan? how much did that hurt?

Mr. Blonde · 11-01-2010, 09:16 AM

I bought some eyelash attachment makeup shit at a halloween store and that worked okay. I didn't have tons of time to work ont he facial hair, was kind of in a rush, but it worked out okay. Used white paint as filler where it was a bit wispy.

Ugly Bastard · 11-01-2010, 09:29 AM

I got reaaaaally drunk last night. Spent like 2 hours sitting in a chair just trying to sober up enough to have a functioning evening. The ShamWow costume was a big hit with anyone that got it though.

Mr. Blonde · 11-01-2010, 09:36 AM

I hear you dude, I got more fucked up than i've been in a while. Major memory loss until I saw some pictures, and even then I barely remember seeing anyone who said they saw me. Had a fucking awesome time though.

Fruitacious B · 11-01-2010, 11:42 AM

I blacked out the latter half of my halloween in Bloomington. Didn't realize that a few of us went to mcdonalds (neither did they...scary) until I woke up with a receipt in my pocket. Great night.

ninjaface · 11-01-2010, 04:06 PM

I had a pretty decent time at the party until a buddy of mine ripped open my shirt. Then I had a great time.

Repugnant Abomination · 11-01-2010, 04:29 PM

I too had a magical evening pirouetting and sashaying my way across the dance floor all night.

vaga1220 * · 11-01-2010, 06:35 PM

I doubt you were sashaying; at least not very much.

Repugnant Abomination · 11-01-2010, 06:47 PM

These hips don't lie.

Ironic Mustache · 11-01-2010, 11:03 PM

These Cobra Kai guys were awesome.

Ironic Mustache · 11-01-2010, 11:38 PM

http://www.facebook.com/video/video....69887459703565

11-01-2010, 01:43 AM	#180 (permalink)
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11-01-2010, 05:31 AM	#182 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Pretty solid costume, did you make that or buy it? I've never heard of it before, pretty cool. Also, can you rotate that shit?
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

11-01-2010, 09:16 AM	#187 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I bought some eyelash attachment makeup shit at a halloween store and that worked okay. I didn't have tons of time to work ont he facial hair, was kind of in a rush, but it worked out okay. Used white paint as filler where it was a bit wispy.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

11-01-2010, 09:36 AM	#189 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I hear you dude, I got more fucked up than i've been in a while. Major memory loss until I saw some pictures, and even then I barely remember seeing anyone who said they saw me. Had a fucking awesome time though.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

11-01-2010, 11:42 AM	#190 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	I blacked out the latter half of my halloween in Bloomington. Didn't realize that a few of us went to mcdonalds (neither did they...scary) until I woke up with a receipt in my pocket. Great night.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

10-31-2010, 06:42 PM	#176 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Awesome, Blonde. As I type this, I am on a boat in the middle of the Gulf. My girlfriend is 3 feet away at a vanity mirror giving herself a black eye (she declined my request to give her the authentic thing; side note: it wouldn't be the first black eye I've given to a girl and that's a true story). My Sham-Wow guy costume rests in my suitcase.

10-31-2010, 06:47 PM	#177 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Already working on my lines: "this is for the house, the car, the boat" "it just does the work" "made in germany, you know the germans always make good stuff" "olympic divers, they use it as a towel; look at that, completely dry" "we're gonna do this in real time" "you followin me camera guy?" "sham wow you'll be sayin wow every time" "i dunno, it sells itself"

10-31-2010, 06:47 PM	#178 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Fuckin cruise internet and double posting; sorry.

10-31-2010, 08:33 PM	#179 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	I got drunk last night, drunk drunk, haven't done that in a while, like a year. Passed out from 12-3, continued partying until 5, slept for a bit in a tanning bed, then moved when a couch opened up. It was quite fun.

11-01-2010, 05:17 AM	#181 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	I had a gorilla carrying me around all night. My real legs were in the gorilla suit. Costume was a surprisingly big hit, it took a while to get to the bar because people kept stopping me to take pictures

11-01-2010, 06:27 AM	#184 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	I bought and assembled it. It was fun but a pain in the ass to wear inside the bar, after a while I busted out of the cage in dramatic fashion, and switched to just wearing the monkey suit.

11-01-2010, 09:29 AM	#188 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I got reaaaaally drunk last night. Spent like 2 hours sitting in a chair just trying to sober up enough to have a functioning evening. The ShamWow costume was a big hit with anyone that got it though.

11-01-2010, 04:06 PM	#191 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	I had a pretty decent time at the party until a buddy of mine ripped open my shirt. Then I had a great time.

11-01-2010, 04:29 PM	#192 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	I too had a magical evening pirouetting and sashaying my way across the dance floor all night.

11-01-2010, 06:35 PM	#193 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	I doubt you were sashaying; at least not very much.
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

11-01-2010, 11:03 PM	#195 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	These Cobra Kai guys were awesome.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might. Last edited by Ironic Mustache; 11-01-2010 at 11:21 PM.

11-01-2010, 11:38 PM	#196 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	http://www.facebook.com/video/video....69887459703565
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

11-01-2010, 06:47 PM	#194 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	These hips don't lie.

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