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01-26-2004, 04:50 AM

OK people... here's the idea... get on this thread when you are drunk, as I am, and say stuff... and when you are sober, it will be a funny read! How does that sound?

Mr. Blonde · 01-26-2004, 04:53 AM

good idea, thats more of a game type of post i think though

01-26-2004, 04:54 AM

NOOOOOOO, YOU ARE WRONG, ITS NOT A GAME ITS DRUNKENNESS AT ITS BEST!!!

AcTivE · 01-26-2004, 03:34 PM

Also really fun--get drunk and have gay butt sex with your roomates. I give it two thumbs up.

bert · 01-26-2004, 04:06 PM

briz remember that time... the other night when i found you out in the cold and took you back to your place and for being such a nice guy you....

that was a good night, and all while we were both drunk

AcTivE · 01-26-2004, 05:11 PM

yea i do

i also remember a firetruck that was getting ready to T bone us, that'd have been no good

Pliedes · 01-28-2004, 04:01 AM

Grocery shopping rules!

Niger Angelus · 01-29-2004, 11:10 AM

It is 8:09 a.m. and I just starting driking a Liter of Jack Daniels. Lets see how long it takes me to get drunk...ok? [img]smile.gif[/img]

Niger Angelus · 01-29-2004, 12:00 PM

hthe bottel is empt y anthaings are fuzzey .

Fruitacious B · 02-01-2004, 06:10 AM

I love jim morrison......hahaha, i really do...he was badass as hell

the Butcher · 02-01-2004, 06:10 AM

fuck fuckc aoid fuck you fucking fucker head as fucker. i hate you all fuckers fuck. if i had a gun, id shoot you all in the head becuase i hate everyone bitches. fruitacious and i are having a drunk party online, you guys shoud ajoin us. its nbitching good time. he just cannoncballed two shots and hes gone tnow. fuck fuck shit shit.ha.btichings.idontlikeusingthespacebaranymore .

Fruitacious B · 02-01-2004, 06:13 AM

yay for the spacebar!!! longlive onnan!!1 spill your seed on the soil bitch

the Butcher · 02-01-2004, 06:16 AM

ill show you soil, bitches. fucking hell nigga askll. dont you try to move my mouse without telling me, only i can move it becuase i hvae hte power to move my mouse tiwhwouth any probmelsm niger.

Fruitacious B · 02-01-2004, 06:21 AM

bite the bullet and swallow the handgun fuckas. Kra2h is a gay as hell name an dhe blows goats. fuck tha poliece.

Fruitacious B · 02-01-2004, 06:33 AM

my name is trasheed, and i will bomb your carr

Pliedes · 02-01-2004, 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fruitacious B:
longlive onnan!!1

Fuckin' A, my fucking friends.
Rock'n'fuckin'roll.

silver and cold · 02-04-2004, 02:56 AM

Wow, this shit is funnier to read when you are drunk, than when you are sober...

sour apples are really cool
and i'm really really good right now!
[img]smile.gif[/img]

silver and cold · 02-04-2004, 03:06 AM

so yeah, i just experianced the weirdest thing ever, my fucking crazy ass cat sneezed and fell on me!she was sittin on top of my moniter and then pow, silver got atacked by falling cat.

Mr. Blonde · 02-04-2004, 05:26 AM

you should have ninja sliced that mofo as soon as he fell off that monitor

silver and cold · 02-04-2004, 11:49 AM

I think the falling was enough for her... but next time I'll think about it...

And man, I was drunk lastnight....

02-05-2004, 04:20 AM

Tequila or Vodka or Bacardi O + Orange Juice + Grenadine = Amazing!

02-07-2004, 06:33 AM

Fell on the ice, hurt like a bitch.

Fruitacious B · 02-07-2004, 07:23 AM

who thought of the idea to stomp the shit out of abunch of grapes and then to let the juice just sit for a year or two before drinking it? they must've called it wine because that's all people did after they tasted it............grapes are good

farawayfromhere · 02-07-2004, 07:23 PM

probably the same person who first decided to milk the cow.

jiggerrabbit · 02-13-2004, 02:16 AM

milk life for all you can - it's all you get. speaking of milking (loud bang) --- what was that, jesus -- look how big it is, and it's coming right us.... Tune in next week for the awaited answer; who milked me, and why she didn't call back, next week on drunken news with jim.

beer is good

02-13-2004, 03:21 AM

i like this kid

02-15-2004, 05:25 AM

Rahhhhhhh
I can still type, and you guys couldnt, fuckers!

Saint DH · 02-15-2004, 05:45 AM

Drunk! Yay!

Dodge diesel · 02-23-2004, 10:14 PM

im drunk im drunk what makes what makes love the ex penion
sorry ican't type b/c im a dumb bitch like that but fuck it i get drunk and no one knows but who cares dont want to meet mammoa just want to me make you comma im just being honest

Mr. Blonde · 02-28-2004, 04:25 AM

jFucking dumb girls...seriously they don't enkow how to behave thesmeaves in publica...If they werent so gogddamn hot i wouldnt have naythign to do with the trick as hos..I want to take a knife to everyone of their throates. for the seheer satisfaction of hearing them gurgly scream.Bitches.

StabMaster Arson · 02-28-2004, 06:23 AM

everybody got kicked out tonight... the bouncer came in and said "who's next" then kicked more people out. one at a time, it sucked.

Mr. Blonde · 02-29-2004, 05:02 AM

So tonight her e at ball state sucked. I'm getting some Dom to the inos though, so thats always good.

"Spambustas, bitch!"

BarryJive · 02-29-2004, 08:05 AM

blah hahahaha b;aslopkjfa;lsdkdu blas
im drizzle

f3lix · 03-07-2004, 03:10 AM

I don't like it when girls change moods...one minute they wanna get drunk, the next they are sleeping instead.....shorseshit i just wanna have fun, but no, i can't have fun, chux shes gontta ruin it. ok, i'm done ranitng

Ward · 03-17-2004, 01:30 AM

dude. drinking. love it to death. Watch "The Big Lebowski"!!!
Skip class. Don't smoke. Do whatever you can to watch this. I love this movie
It is such a college movie. Even a high school movie. To see what Cali life is like.
Watch it and let me know what you think.

Ward · 03-17-2004, 01:32 AM

okay. i need to make a point. and this is a quote. . . "just because they are drunk doesn't mean you need their permission"

AcTivE · 03-17-2004, 01:33 AM

good job ward, that's what i like to hear.

Ward · 03-17-2004, 01:38 AM

Thanks for the agreement AcTivE. It's good to know. Do what you can with the time that is given to you. And if you get the chance, hit the In an' Out Burger. Them are good burgers Walter.

Ward · 03-17-2004, 01:39 AM

Whay settle for 20K when you can keep the entire MILLION

AcTivE · 03-17-2004, 01:40 AM

If only I could.

Get fucked up! Yea!

Ward · 03-17-2004, 01:43 AM

her life is in your hangs, dude

Ward · 03-17-2004, 01:44 AM

hey, I'm sure there is a reason that you brought your dirty undies!

AcTivE · 03-17-2004, 01:44 AM

settle down man

Ward · 03-17-2004, 01:45 AM

Nothing is fucked. They are a bunch of F'n amatures.

AcTivE · 03-17-2004, 01:46 AM

<----ward is wasted. two points.

George Sherman · 03-17-2004, 01:48 AM

dude i'm just confused

AcTivE · 03-17-2004, 01:49 AM

as you should be young one. go toke the reefer to gain more understanding, and then you will...persist.

fucker.

Ward · 03-17-2004, 01:49 AM

Don't say peep when i'm doing buisnees here. No Funny stuff. . . . How are we going to get her back???? That is the simple part. I grab 'em and beat it outta 'em!!!

Ward · 03-17-2004, 01:50 AM

that fucks up our plan, dude

AcTivE · 03-17-2004, 01:51 AM

their a dime a bag, and a quarter a potato, lets not forget about mr. botat...

man, ward is fucked up.

[ March 16, 2004, 10:52 PM: Message edited by: AcTivE ]

01-26-2004, 04:50 AM	#1 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	OK people... here's the idea... get on this thread when you are drunk, as I am, and say stuff... and when you are sober, it will be a funny read! How does that sound?
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01-26-2004, 04:53 AM	#2 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	good idea, thats more of a game type of post i think though
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

01-26-2004, 04:54 AM	#3 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	NOOOOOOO, YOU ARE WRONG, ITS NOT A GAME ITS DRUNKENNESS AT ITS BEST!!!
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

01-26-2004, 03:34 PM	#4 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	Also really fun--get drunk and have gay butt sex with your roomates. I give it two thumbs up.
	___________________ 3:o) horned creatures...wat wat ___________________

01-26-2004, 05:11 PM	#6 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	yea i do i also remember a firetruck that was getting ready to T bone us, that'd have been no good
	___________________ 3:o) horned creatures...wat wat ___________________

01-26-2004, 04:06 PM	#5 (permalink)
bert Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 314 Internets: 10	briz remember that time... the other night when i found you out in the cold and took you back to your place and for being such a nice guy you.... that was a good night, and all while we were both drunk

01-28-2004, 04:01 AM	#7 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Grocery shopping rules!

01-29-2004, 11:10 AM	#8 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	It is 8:09 a.m. and I just starting driking a Liter of Jack Daniels. Lets see how long it takes me to get drunk...ok? [img]smile.gif[/img]
	I enjoy knives and fire.

01-29-2004, 12:00 PM	#9 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	hthe bottel is empt y anthaings are fuzzey .
	I enjoy knives and fire.

02-01-2004, 06:10 AM	#10 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	I love jim morrison......hahaha, i really do...he was badass as hell
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

02-01-2004, 06:10 AM	#11 (permalink)
the Butcher Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: that one place...you know, with the fire and damnation? oh yeh, hell. Posts: 895 Internets: 10	fuck fuckc aoid fuck you fucking fucker head as fucker. i hate you all fuckers fuck. if i had a gun, id shoot you all in the head becuase i hate everyone bitches. fruitacious and i are having a drunk party online, you guys shoud ajoin us. its nbitching good time. he just cannoncballed two shots and hes gone tnow. fuck fuck shit shit.ha.btichings.idontlikeusingthespacebaranymore .
	meet me at the corner of 5th and pontiac. and make sure that no one else is with you, if you wish to see them alive again.

02-01-2004, 06:13 AM	#12 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	yay for the spacebar!!! longlive onnan!!1 spill your seed on the soil bitch
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

02-01-2004, 06:16 AM	#13 (permalink)
the Butcher Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: that one place...you know, with the fire and damnation? oh yeh, hell. Posts: 895 Internets: 10	ill show you soil, bitches. fucking hell nigga askll. dont you try to move my mouse without telling me, only i can move it becuase i hvae hte power to move my mouse tiwhwouth any probmelsm niger.
	meet me at the corner of 5th and pontiac. and make sure that no one else is with you, if you wish to see them alive again.

02-01-2004, 06:21 AM	#14 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	bite the bullet and swallow the handgun fuckas. Kra2h is a gay as hell name an dhe blows goats. fuck tha poliece.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

02-01-2004, 06:33 AM	#15 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	my name is trasheed, and i will bomb your carr
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

02-04-2004, 02:56 AM	#17 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	Wow, this shit is funnier to read when you are drunk, than when you are sober... sour apples are really cool and i'm really really good right now! [img]smile.gif[/img]
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

02-04-2004, 03:06 AM	#18 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	so yeah, i just experianced the weirdest thing ever, my fucking crazy ass cat sneezed and fell on me!she was sittin on top of my moniter and then pow, silver got atacked by falling cat.
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

02-04-2004, 05:26 AM	#19 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	you should have ninja sliced that mofo as soon as he fell off that monitor
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

02-04-2004, 11:49 AM	#20 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	I think the falling was enough for her... but next time I'll think about it... And man, I was drunk lastnight....
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

02-05-2004, 04:20 AM	#21 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Tequila or Vodka or Bacardi O + Orange Juice + Grenadine = Amazing!
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

02-07-2004, 06:33 AM	#22 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Fell on the ice, hurt like a bitch.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

02-07-2004, 07:23 AM	#23 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	who thought of the idea to stomp the shit out of abunch of grapes and then to let the juice just sit for a year or two before drinking it? they must've called it wine because that's all people did after they tasted it............grapes are good
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

02-07-2004, 07:23 PM	#24 (permalink)
farawayfromhere Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: a land far far away Posts: 449 Internets: 10	probably the same person who first decided to milk the cow.
	"I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends."

02-13-2004, 02:16 AM	#25 (permalink)
jiggerrabbit Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: texas Posts: 1 Internets: 10	milk life for all you can - it's all you get. speaking of milking (loud bang) --- what was that, jesus -- look how big it is, and it's coming right us.... Tune in next week for the awaited answer; who milked me, and why she didn't call back, next week on drunken news with jim. beer is good

02-13-2004, 03:21 AM	#26 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	i like this kid
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

02-15-2004, 05:25 AM	#27 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Rahhhhhhh I can still type, and you guys couldnt, fuckers!
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

02-15-2004, 05:45 AM	#28 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	Drunk! Yay!

02-23-2004, 10:14 PM	#29 (permalink)
Dodge diesel Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Warsaw Posts: 7 Internets: 10	im drunk im drunk what makes what makes love the ex penion sorry ican't type b/c im a dumb bitch like that but fuck it i get drunk and no one knows but who cares dont want to meet mammoa just want to me make you comma im just being honest

02-28-2004, 04:25 AM	#30 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	jFucking dumb girls...seriously they don't enkow how to behave thesmeaves in publica...If they werent so gogddamn hot i wouldnt have naythign to do with the trick as hos..I want to take a knife to everyone of their throates. for the seheer satisfaction of hearing them gurgly scream.Bitches.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

02-28-2004, 06:23 AM	#31 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	everybody got kicked out tonight... the bouncer came in and said "who's next" then kicked more people out. one at a time, it sucked.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

02-29-2004, 05:02 AM	#32 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	So tonight her e at ball state sucked. I'm getting some Dom to the inos though, so thats always good. "Spambustas, bitch!"
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

02-29-2004, 08:05 AM	#33 (permalink)
BarryJive Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Bloomington Posts: 358 Internets: 44	blah hahahaha b;aslopkjfa;lsdkdu blas im drizzle
	I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat french toast.

03-07-2004, 03:10 AM	#34 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	I don't like it when girls change moods...one minute they wanna get drunk, the next they are sleeping instead.....shorseshit i just wanna have fun, but no, i can't have fun, chux shes gontta ruin it. ok, i'm done ranitng

03-17-2004, 01:30 AM	#35 (permalink)
Ward Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 31 Internets: 10	dude. drinking. love it to death. Watch "The Big Lebowski"!!! Skip class. Don't smoke. Do whatever you can to watch this. I love this movie It is such a college movie. Even a high school movie. To see what Cali life is like. Watch it and let me know what you think.
	can't worry abou that shit. . .

03-17-2004, 01:32 AM	#36 (permalink)
Ward Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 31 Internets: 10	okay. i need to make a point. and this is a quote. . . "just because they are drunk doesn't mean you need their permission"
	can't worry abou that shit. . .