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Old 04-16-2009, 02:21 PM   #701 (permalink)
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so... was at a club last night, while in the bathroom, 3 dudes jump a guy. Everyone else in the bathroom ran out and cleared the area. I stepped in to try to break it up, one of the guys punched me in the chest. I'm pretty sure hes regretting that decision today, as I felt his nose crumple when I blasted him in the face repeatedly. His blood is all over the sleeve of my shirt goddamnit.
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Old 04-16-2009, 11:10 PM   #703 (permalink)
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This is after putting a shit-ton of Spray n Wash on it, washing it, and doing it all over again.
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Old 04-17-2009, 05:01 PM   #707 (permalink)
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Old 04-17-2009, 05:18 PM   #708 (permalink)
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There are so many fucking unnattractive white women here I seriously might kill myself.
This shouldn't matter as there should be countless hot korean sluts running around, which you have still failed to post any pics of hot asian sluts.
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Am I serious about...killing myself? No, of course not. There are lots of hot Korean bitches here but I don't really get that much of an opportunity to meet any, lots of the people I drink with don't go out to the areas with hot asian american-loving bitches very much, going to try that out tonight though.
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LOL @ getting a drunk dial from a chick that I haven't talked to for ~3years. She was blabbering about how her marriage sucks, and how she wants to leave her husband, but he makes good money (she doesn't work, stay at home mom) blah blah blah and how she wanted to come over tonight.
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I had 3 mexicans confront me tonight. The first guy that came at me was old, the other 2 circled me. I turned my back to pops and explained to the other two that I would'n't mind killing them. ( I have wanted to hit another male in the face for some time.) Both of them swung. I got hit 4 times. They got arrested. My right hand has 2 broken knuncks. My left has 4. That is odd. I throw with my right. I love hitting Spics in the face.

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My right is swollen, but it appears that they enjoy hitting my hip. I loved getting hit.

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I had 3 mexicans confront me tonight. T.....I got hit 4 times. They got arrested. My right hand has 2 broken knuncks. My left has 4....I love hitting Spics in the face.
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I was blacked out fucked up last night. Here is the story. I was outside enjoying the nice weather. I yelled at a guy that appeared to be Daniel Meza. Apparently that offends mexicans in this town. Old balls mexican walked over to where I was sitting. He brought his two sons with him that appeared to have called each other to see what to wear. Shit got a lil heated and I simply explained to them that wearing the same clothing wasn't acceptable. One swung, and I swung back. It was pretty much me against the 2 younger ones. Old balls got in the way once. If there were judges, I would have won the round 30-28. God it felt good to hit someone in the face again!

P.S. My right hand is still swollen a bit, but the tooth mark on my left has calmed down a bunch from last night. I found out this morning that they guys didn't get arrested. Apparently I told the cops I didn't want to press charges and they were let go.

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Got bombed at BSU last night with 4 of my old poker buddies. The one that was driving decided to take the most fucked up route possible on our way to get the decliciousness of Sunshine Cafe (Carters and Greeks were not out WTF). Somehow we end up over by the Noyer parking garage and the road is blocked off with several parking barricades.
"Fuck, which way do i go?"
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"Theres barriers there man."
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He then proceeds to plow through the parking barriers and we devour some breakfast.
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I have not posted on this, the greatest thread on Nubblies, in a while.

I would like to share a thought with you all:

Members. We need more of them. Nubblies needs more content and more members. I log on after a day of being seperated from nubblies and see only 4 or 5 threads which have been updated since I left. This should be around 10. That would be the sweet spot. Enough for me to be entertained for a good while, enough for me not to get bored, but also not enough for me to be overwhelmed.

I have tried with Seve, RobbieK, and Obama Girl. Sadly, they just like to read posts and play Tetris, not provide content. It's hard to find good content providers. I, myself, am not a good one.

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I talked to Stephan A Smith tonight. He agreed with me. That nigga doesn't agree with anyone. I win and you lose.

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Today, I had a bit of a rude awakening. One of my consciensious neghbors decided to call the cops on me this morning. I was awoken by a sharp "tap tap" on my window. Howly fuck its the cops, as I stumbled from the car. Every once and a blue moon I decide its a good idea to sleep in my car if the music is good. Last night was one such occasion.

As I stepped out of the vehicle I noticed two cruisers sitting behind my car. I believe, "holy shit", was the words that came to mind. The cop said to me have you been drinking last night? I immediately went into shut the fuck up mode. The cop tried to play social games with me, sucggesting perhaps I couldn't understand him. "do you understand the words coming out of my mouth, boy?" I continued with my vow of silence. the officer asked for my registration, As i flipped out the console untold numbers of unpaid parking tickets spilled out. I tried to exuce myself from the offficer, "excuse me while I whip this out." (luckily I had viewed the great movie blazing saddles a couple days before. I gave him my registration and he seemed satified.

He the aquired if I lived there. I confirmed this fact by leading him and his partner up to my appartment. I unlocked the door and went inside, saying "come on in gentlemen" as I turned around Mr. cop was already on his way out, he said something to the effect of some kind of important saying like a parable about getting into a car while drunk or some shit, I don't exactly remember.

When they finally left I let out a "woot." I had won the day.

Moral of the story: "shut the fuck up"

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